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Lana, if u’re reading this, just make an instagram live and clarify all of this... begging 

happy, yes. satisfied, no 

The way she’s gonna drop LMLYLAW along with the preorder 24 hours before the album drop yupp we won!

ur crazy.... but i like it. 

She didn't say it's not not delayed! COCC coming to end us in 3 days!

those mariah gifs paid off

NEIL. KRUG.

 
BRTHR.

It’s her saying “the album is coming soon” not “the 5th”, “this month” “next month” 
 
soon. 
 
how soon?? 
 
@lanadelrey want to elaborate for us?

Lana reads Lanaboards confirmed lmao. Welp we lost. The album is coming out on 2029

NEIL KRUG

Lana reading this thread like  and   and finally 
 

When she said that "WELL HELLO EVERYBODY" what I really heard was "I have been reading your meltdowns on lanaboards so here's your fucking announcement now go get a life you bitches" LOL

she really enjoys torturing you gays I think its her favourite pastime like I bet she lurks on here with her long arclyic nailz scrolling on her broken iPhone screen cackling to herself...2030 she really had the nerve djjdjdj YALL. 
The STYLING...THE VINTAGE CAR...THE HAIR..NEIL FUCKING KRUG...last era was minimum effort but THIS ERA IS GONNA BE BALLS TO THE WALL LIKE I CAN TELL

Imagine still believing that it's coming this week

 

THE WAY SHE JOKED ABOUT 2030, SHE READS THIS FORUM I KNOW IT

http://brthr.net
 
the director she mentioned in her post!

Lana’s albums usually are inspired by whoever she is listening to at the time, most notably since at least Honeymoon. 
 
 
Honeymoon era - she was listening to Miles Davis, Billie Holiday, Nina Simone - and what came out was an album inspired by the Golden Age of Jazz with lots saxophone, lush instrumentation, and a vocal delivery that contained so many jazz inflections. 
 
 
Lust for Life era - she was listening to a lot of ambient, folk music in the first half of recording and then a lot of contemporary hip-hop in the second half of recording - and what came out was an album that meshed folk and hip-hop, two genres that are the masters of storytelling. 
 
 
NFR era - she was listening to a lot of music from the dawn of rock, particularly artists from Laurel Canyon, including Joni Mitchell and the Eagles. She also had a bit of a looser-rock moment with bands like Pearl Jam, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, and Sublime - and what came out was a pretty casual-sounding record with lots of organic instrumentation and kind of an improvised, “jamming session” sound. 
 
COTCC era - we don’t really know, but in November 2019 during the midwestern leg of the NFR tour, she was listening to Hank Williams in that Instagram story Sean posted where she almost dropped her food. She also wore a lot of southwestern-inspired outfits for that leg and brought in artists whose styles were very much rooted in a country-rock sound. She also is very much inspired by the places she visits, and she spent a lot of time in Tulsa and other midwestern cities.
 
While I don’t think this record will be pure country, as Lana’s style ultimately overrules the genre she’s working within for a record, I think we’ll have a slightly rawer, grittier, and provocative sound that’s somewhat more loose in lyricism with a slightly heavier pulse.  

This thread is the highest quality entertainment. 
 
 

"Chemtrails Over the Country Clubs"
Loves it

I look so good here

So excited for the record to come out September 3rd at 9 PM PST / September 4th at midnight EST! Waiting on her announcement between 9 and 10 AM PST in 2 days! 

It’s time to send a new email... 

Enough Drama!!
 
Let's post  some GIF's, let's celebrate and have fun until September 5th !!! If nothing comes on September 5th ..well there will be enough drama 
Everyone gets a glass of champagne and now let's celebrate that we get COCC on September 5th or the biggest meltdown in history!!
Cheers !!

I'm honestly so positively excited... in 3/4 days we're either getting an album or the greatest LB meltdown in a long time!