Elsemarie159

I've said this before, I'll say it again: Lana lives in her own little bubble of contradictions and she's at peace with that apparently.

Over a month in and I'm loving this album still. Words cannot describe my love. I get so immersed in each track that I forget the rest of the album, then the next song starts and it happens all over again. 

@@RormanNockwell to us all

Does that mean that Lana is the new Eva Braun and has grandchildren with Harvey?

it says "ah he's in the sky" in the lyrics booklet but IMO you can clearly hear the R and the V of Harvey...

sis what

idk why people think they're dating haven't they literally been seen together once, like.. ma'am.. 
anyway this isn't gonna last bc lana can't spend more than 2 weeks outside of LA, she has a church to attend. 

That dress with the cutouts is amazing   Keep them cute little dresses coming and please no more gramma dresses made out ouf curtains...

That dress with the cutouts is amazing   Keep them cute little dresses coming and please no more gramma dresses made out ouf curtains...

So she remembers her address from 20 years ago but she can't remember lyrics to NFR songs

That dress with the cutouts is amazing   Keep them cute little dresses coming and please no more gramma dresses made out ouf curtains...

I love how she omitted her name in that song, as if we don't all know what it is.

That dress with the cutouts is amazing   Keep them cute little dresses coming and please no more gramma dresses made out ouf curtains...

This interview makes me feel kind of uncomfortable. I am not saying she was abused as a child or anything and I don't have an opinion about this topic only by reading this one interview, but it's just giving me a strange feeling and makes me think about her love for Nabokov, the fascination with the Lolita story and the teeange alcohol addiction

I really hope it's true they were properly recording this, I would love to really hear this performance.  

Sadly, I think her ego seems to bave inflated because of her fans who will scream for her no matter what she does on stage. Her voice sounded better in the Paradise era because she felt like she actually had something to prove back then.

I posted the video of her singing HIAB at the previous show in it's thread, in that one she asked the crowd to help her with the words to HIAB. The crowd sang a big part of the song then she said "well, that was unhelpful" because they missed the very first lines of the song (lana then did them beautifully). You can go and check if you don't believe it
 
You clearly don't know what you are talking about. You are the one who needs to get out.

I don’t think anyone is bratty for thinking Lana should know her own lyrics, or at the very least not get pissy at fans for not knowing her lyrics.

Well, taking her underwhelming tour and tour drama into consideration, she should rerelease the album
1. Tour fucking babies
2. Private plane complex
3. Annoyed bitch
4. Fuck it I forgot the lyrics
5. Doin' time (on another boring ass show)
6. Late song
7. Laziness girl
8. How to be disappear during VB electro gutar part
9. California tour leg 234568
10. The Next Worst American Acapella
11. The greatest vape of it all (I lost it)
12. Nood-d-dle boy (our love's alive)
13. Happiness is singing BtD songs only
14. Tours are the dangerous things for a singer like me to have - but I hate them

so fucking glad I never wasted my money or effort trying to buy a ticket to see her this era, the lack of professionalism... FAR too much it's almost disgustingly disrespectful. I would have never thought she would become like this back in the paradise era when she was giving every bit of energy and emotion and looking genuinely happy to be on seen on stage...
fans and publications really need to start openly criticising her I'm not saying she needs unwarranted BTD era level hate but fans and journalists need to speak out and say "hey you're performing like a lifeless LA zombie popstar who doesn't even know the words to her own songs who can't go 5 seconds without huffing her bedazzled vape, recycles sets, shows up an hour late looking like a soccer mom who just got done with her hippie holistics nutrition class, hides behind her famewhore backup dancers and charges even more every tour for that just gets even shittier in quality" 
I'm just so disappointed in her, she needs to wake up.

So let me get this straight:
 
1. She can't perform for more than an hour and fifteen minutes at most (and that's when she feels like performing for more than an hour and not cutting down on show time).
 
2. She literally shows up late to each and every concert.
 
3. Has an eponymously named tour, and performs like 5 songs at most from the album. But decides to recycle the same setlist from her past three "tours". Instead of singing new songs, she does covers and brings people on stage to take the attention away from her (which I'm not actually complaining about she actually brought (or will bring) Legends on stage with her! But it actually cuts down on show time, which could be use to perform newer songs).
 
4. Either does small acapella versions of the other songs from the album and/or relies on fans to remember the lyrics and has this "fuck it" attitude when they don't seem to remember them, nor does she seem to remember her own lyrics herself... 
 
5. Shows up on stage with the ugliest, most grandma-ish, Little House On The Prairie meets The Handmaid's Tale clothes she can find (her style on stage is debatable though)
 
6. Seems to be flustered or annoyed to be on stage. #vapegate
 
7. Not always on top of her game as far as vocals go. Also, doesn't she seem to care for hitting notes and relies heavily on the ever loud backtrack or her tour lyfe babiesTM to take over.
 
8. Seemingly only interacts with the same five stans that literally attend every single one of her shows (that's on her, but it sucks for people who are looking forward to that one interaction with her for the first time (and also probably the only chance they got too)).
 
9. Ridiculous price tags for her ugliest, most lackluster merch to date (literally stuck a "Venice Bitch" patch on a Dickies jacket, tagged it 150$ and called it a day    )
 
 
What a time to be alive and be a Lana stan. 
 
She never was the most amazing live act, but there was somewhat an attention to detail, or she actually seemed to enjoy performing for her fans. But it's all gone downhill... wow.

For the moment everything takes a back seat to this. Joan Baez? WOW JUST WOW. I feel lucky to have seen Adam and Sean but this is quite amazing. Thank you Joan for agreeing to this.
 
Lana on the other hand. Please full sets, 90 minutes minimum. Rehearse, rehearse, rehearse! Say goodbye at the end of the show. Wave to everyone there, front back side. Stand there and let your fans love you. It's part of the deal.

Laziness is a dangerous thing for a touring singer like Lana to have - but she has it (Extended Acapella Version).mp3

I love NFR, but she always changed up things. Every album sounds different. But I guess the transition from producing this album to recording this new album is pretty fluent and it's like a double feature just with different names (just like Tove Lo's Lady Wood/ Blue Lips Albums).

Lana singing the National Anthem at the Superbowl? 
 

 
Never going to happen even if she won the vote. She's self conscious to sing live at her own concerts, never mind at the Superbowl where she won't be allowed to have a backtrack in the background.