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I think ever since Lana left angrily that one instagram group chat where she was like “you’re not real fans” and told them to go fuck themselves after reading what some of her “fans” were saying about her, which if you’ve ever been in a Lana stan groupchat then youve seen some of the most vile shit some of her “fans say”, that lana’s been holding a good amount of resentment towards her fans

 
theres also that fan on twitter @holyh00ker that has lana tattooed on her who lana told togo fuck herself after accusing lana of voting republican
 
she probably still loves us but some fans are so two faced and she rightfully won’t take bullshit from even her fans 
 

Yall have a really, really fucking loose definition of doxxing. Look what it means up before you start saying that’s what she’s doing — she’s not. And before you say “ThEn WhAt Is ShE dOiNg!?!?!?!” She’s literally reposting the person who said false info about her and calling them out. If they didn’t wanna be reposted by her and didn’t wanna cause drama and bullshit, they shouldn’t have started shit in the first place. Good for her. 
 
I know people who have been doxxed by people with malicious intent and had to go to court for it. This doesn’t fit the legal definition. The person she’s reposting has posted publicly to social media, which makes it free range. She’s not telling anyone to go attack him, but she knows if everyone saw his post and thought what he said was true, they’d all be attacking her yet again. She can’t catch a break with yall, for fuck sake. Just leave her alone if you’re gonna start bullshit. It’s sad as fuck that she has to go and denounce claims made about her when she’s trying to take a short sabbatical from social media, meanwhile, she hears something and has to get involved because it’s defamation not only of her but also her business. Also, she’s not putting anyone’s phone number or address out there.
 
One last thing, this story is 100% bullshit because Target will not allow their systems to sell you something before it’s street date. I’ve tried it with video games, I tried it with Honeymoon when it actually was on Target shelves like a week early and they took the item from me and didn’t let me pay for it. 

I don't know if it really was that much of a joke. It was malicious af, if you make a joke like that and then realize people start making more shit up to get on the hate wagon slandering Lana and making her look bad you come clean and say it was a fucking lie. You don't wait till Lana has to defend herself because people already like to trash her. Dumbass kids these days will do anything for attention

because of this f@9 our gurl might stay aware of her "stans" even more and this situation clearly creates more distance between the fanbase and Lana herself - why? because of these kinds of horrible immature behaviour, our girl doesn't feel safe to trust her own fanbase anymore. 
And i can't even blame her for that.

wow in one day we exposed lustforlife
arcadia admitted they were a fake insider
and Blue Banisters leaked.
 
i love you all so much my serotonin is at peak levels right now. 

Just wanted to note that Rob briefly tweeted out a Vimeo link that seemed to be the alternate Arcadia video. The tweet was quickly deleted. The title of the video was ARCADIA_COLOR_w_Beauty.mp4 and the link was this: https://vimeo.com/619612078
Upon clicking the link, it was at first a private video that was password protected, but now seems to be completely gone.
It was posted by Mike Hermosa, who is Lana's rumoured boyfriend. Mike is a filmmaker, so we can assume he probably shot the video:

 
 

ANYWAY. What I DO KNOW are track lengths:
 
1."Text Book"  Lana Del Rey, Gabe SimonDel Rey, Simon, Zach Dawes, Dean Reid 5:04
 
2."Blue Banisters"  Del Rey, SimonDel Rey, Simon 4:52
 
3."Arcadia"  Del Rey, Drew Erickson, Del Rey, Erickson 4:23
 
4."Interlude - The Trio"  Ennio Morricone  1:16
 
5."Black Bathing Suit "  Del Rey, Erickson, Dawes 5:18
 
6."If You Lie Down with Me"  Del Rey, Barrie-James O'Neill, Erickson 4:24
 
7."Beautiful"  Del Rey, Erickson 3:36
 
8."Violets for Roses"  Del Rey, Erickson 4:15
 
9."Dealer"  Del Rey, Miles Kane, Dawes, Loren Humphrey, Tyler ParkfordDawes 4:34
 
10."Thunder"  Del Rey, DawesDawes 4:19
 
11."Wildflower Wildfire"  Del Rey, Mike Dean, Sage Skolfield, Sean SolymarDel Rey, Dean 4:46
 
12."Nectar of the Gods"  Del Rey, O'NeillFabrizio Argiolas4:20
 
13."Living Legend"  Del Rey, O'Neill, Dan Heath4:01
 
14."Cherry Blossom"  Del Rey, Rick NowelsNowels, Argiolas 3:18
 
15."Sweet Carolina" Del Rey, Alana Champion, Chuck Grant, Robert Grant Jr.Erickson 3:22
 
Total length: 61:49

some of yall always have something bad to say about her, even when she's prioritizing her mental health and "professionality" doesn't matter. maybe that's why she's leaving.

I don't know if anyone else caught this, but I found this interesting.
 
On Reddit, a couple users left comments about Lana's IG post for the album:
 
 
 
 
I was confused initially by some of the language in her IG post, but now it all makes sense. 

That's all I found
 

kinda off topic to what you guys are talking about but i wanted to point this out. I like how ever since the chemtrails era we’ve discovered new ways to find info. changing shazam links, checking last.fm profiles, and much more
 
speaking of last.fm profiles, i wanted to bring this up:
 
so since im a last.fm stalker (not rlly) i noticed a few months ago that our iconic insider, lucas, scrobbled six unreleased tracks for blue banisters. with the new info that we have, it’s safe to say that these tracks are on blue banisters or have been considered for the tracklist at some point.
 
https://www.last.fm/user/actuallylucas/library/music/Lana+Del+Rey/Blue+Banisters
 
1. Fine China
2. Thunder
3. Cherry Blossom
4. Living Legend
5. Wild One
6. I Can Fly
 
i know i can fly is not unreleased but maybe lana wanted a spot for the song on an album? idk what do you guys think? sorry if this has been brought up already

a serve is coming...

It's giving me
 

 
and I love it

I really love those glasses ? 

I really like the sunglasses they remind me of the ones she wore in the gucci ad 

people hating on "new america" for being political 
 
did she lie?!?!?!? lmao points were made. It's really annoying for people to keep saying this over and over again. criticism is one thing, but shes allowed to sing about whatever she wants. 
 
overall i think its a big step up from L+F hoping we get a deluxe with an extra song or two cause its pretty short. I'll still purchase 

Lanaboards In summery when an album is released ..
Day 1 of release/leak - ‘OMG this is her best album ever Magnum OPUS bitches..VENUS FLY TRAP!!’ 
 
 
…2 weeks later -‘ Ancient Dreams aged like milk, it just lacks something…It’s never going to be Froot, I’m so sick of Venus Fly Trap it’s too short and got old fast, it’s too political!  Marina is repeating what she’s already done before!  I’m bored! Where is Pink Convertible!! ??? *endless whining*’