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I just dislike arena shows cause there's nowhere to dance. How tf am I supposed to get down when I'm confined to an area the size of an economy-class Spirit Airlines seat?

rave album in an arena... 

brat cover is camp and fun. the girls that get it, get it!

The cold warehouse causing her to have laryngitis gives me the same vibe as “I fell out of a tree when I was a child and that’s why I whisper” 
 
also I think her hair the color of the desert is a call out of the location of Coachella (a literal desert) as opposed to a lasso tease 

I agree that she didn't need to call out an old member of the crew (by name???). She could have thanked the fans for listening for 12+ years hello but at the same time, her doing that makes me think this person has screwed her over many many times and this was the last straw

The casual mention of Tessa lifting her laryngitis remotely took me OUT, that was amazing. 
 
I kind of love when she gets real/messy like this and just gives it to us straight. I’m sure there’s a lot that went into his decision, but Pete departing just a month out is wild, and definitely explains some of the stuff we saw on Weekend 1. But damn, am I even more impressed with Lana, her dancers, the team as a whole, and with her ability to adapt. Big shout out to Emily, like I can’t even imagine the stress she was under the past 37+ days, and the final product was incredible. 
 
edit: Byron’s comment on that post is so sweet. I love their working relationship!

having a new female tour manager could change a lot, so let's see how this influences her upcoming shows (for the good )

Personally loved it

Damn ma how many times are you gonna edit this caption 
 
also
 
”and randomly decided he was more of a stage designer than a tour manager” is so nasty 

she really said fuck you pete and wanted us all to know

Remember when she threw plates at pete for locking her up 

oh pete, 15 years and quit 37 days before a headlining show at the biggest music festival in america…. wow whoever Emily is, a queen 

She looks straight out of 2011, I cannottt. Hoping she keeps this hair for a while,  if not permanently…🤞🧡. And the way she just dropped that bit about Pete ☠️ It reminds me of how she said she threw plates at her dressing room door in Dallas on the Endless Summer Tour when he blocked it and they didn’t speak for the rest of that tour so she tour managed herself lol. Such is life, Lana </3

It was SO obvious that something was off with the entire coachella set, everything makes sense now so I forgive her... 
 
 

“Pete quit for no reason after 15 years because he was butt hurt that I got 10 comped bikes for free from Wally and randomly decided he was more of a stage designer than a tour manager...”
 
This sounds like Pete wanted real bikes (ride mv) but this Wally guy stepped on his toes about it. The electric bikes she used do feel like product placement so it makes sense they were comped. 

omg she looks straight out of 2016 

just wanna say she’s super sweet and Kind to thank all of them, in such a public way, and in such special Detail… not just a generic thanks, but a intentional thankful and gratefulness. 
 not many artists would, and it is really really sweet 😭❤️ and i’m sure it means a lot to them to get that recognition, she’s shining the light on them and their hard work & i think it’s such a life lesson for us to do too in the small ways we can thank people  idk why it’s making me feel emotional it’s sweet 

“Thank you Tracey for changing my hair to the color of the desert like I wanted” so the hair is for Lasso  can’t wait to see the cover 

so fascinating to read about all the hard work that went into the show (despite the lacklustre setlist lol but ima blame this Pete guy for that! ) 
She is seriously so beautiful. I hope she keeps this hair color and whoever her stylist is because wowwwwww… she looks the best she has ever looked in her entire career.

Honestly had a feeling something was going on during Coachella and I think we all picked up on that 

She’s gonna spend all night editing this caption only to delete it all and just leave “thanks x” after the 7th edit huh

Lmfaoooo
 

Oh she was ready to spill the tea on Pete 

waitttt why he clocked her like that 

I can't with this caption Her thanking everyone is so sweet but the Pete drama and Tessa Di Pietro took me out lol. She really giving us all the tea
On a serious note her being sick on the day off the show and Pete quitting 37 days before explains alot and then the mic issues. She still delivered an iconic show  and you can tell she put alot of thought into it, her post made realized that the balcony is Kintsugi plss I almost teared up
Anyways I'm so proud of her and it's good too see that she is happy
Love that she wanted her hair to look like the desert, the color is so beautiful and she needs to keep it for the Lasso era, it could fit so well