American Whore

dated graphics or not, this is the actual bad bitch era lara, especially the games after these 3. the lara who didn't give a fuck and was only looking out for herself and her own goals.
i'm annoyed at Crystal Dynamics bc apparently they're making her have a team of tomb raiders in the next game (snooze.... boring!!!) and they're making her a lesbian (annoying... because she's never been a lesbian before or interested in a relationship... if she was interested in a relationship, it was only to get to her goal - to fucking raid tombs and collect relics...)
 
ugh i'm gonna be disappointed with the next game, i already know it

Well we were all new players at one point

But yeah I Love Lara, One of my inspirations!
EDIT:
When you do try them though, I’d recommend using the OG tank controls - Because the game is literally built for it

Logged 95hrs worth of gameplay so far and i don't seem to be stopping :

I can't wait to play these again, but would love to have it physically. Especially physical for Switch

i need lana designed by gucci again. or maybe designed by someone who can give iconic again like that especially for a sleeping beauty design BITCH imagine she goes dressed in full glam as maleficent with big horns (won't happen)

i need lana designed by gucci again. or maybe designed by someone who can give iconic again like that especially for a sleeping beauty design BITCH imagine she goes dressed in full glam as maleficent with big horns (won't happen)

gaga needs go and eat everyone up again, tired of lame bitches being invited to a costume party and showing up in a zara equivalent dress

because it’s actually coming out in JUNE 

can't wait for lasso to be lana's S&M era
 
also this started as a joke in my head but the more i think about it it actually lowkey kinda makes sense because she's been wanting to be back in her vulnerable, toxic relationship era 
 
"you lassoed me daddy, tied me down to the bed. your truck drove away, you left me for dead" would be iconic lyrics to be so honest and we could get an album cover where she's tied to a railroad in the desert with a train in the background coming to run her over like an old school western. it fits with the vehicle theme (never used a train on a cover) and fits question for the culture from the last 3-4 years
 

 

 
(also do i think this would happen? no im having fun let me cook)

If Taylor and Billie are going, I'm sure she'd go

can't wait for lasso to be lana's S&M era
 
also this started as a joke in my head but the more i think about it it actually lowkey kinda makes sense because she's been wanting to be back in her vulnerable, toxic relationship era 
 
"you lassoed me daddy, tied me down to the bed. your truck drove away, you left me for dead" would be iconic lyrics to be so honest and we could get an album cover where she's tied to a railroad in the desert with a train in the background coming to run her over like an old school western. it fits with the vehicle theme (never used a train on a cover) and fits question for the culture from the last 3-4 years
 

 

 
(also do i think this would happen? no im having fun let me cook)

can't wait for lasso to be lana's S&M era
 
also this started as a joke in my head but the more i think about it it actually lowkey kinda makes sense because she's been wanting to be back in her vulnerable, toxic relationship era 
 
"you lassoed me daddy, tied me down to the bed. your truck drove away, you left me for dead" would be iconic lyrics to be so honest and we could get an album cover where she's tied to a railroad in the desert with a train in the background coming to run her over like an old school western. it fits with the vehicle theme (never used a train on a cover) and fits question for the culture from the last 3-4 years
 

 

 
(also do i think this would happen? no im having fun let me cook)

can't wait for lasso to be lana's S&M era
 
also this started as a joke in my head but the more i think about it it actually lowkey kinda makes sense because she's been wanting to be back in her vulnerable, toxic relationship era 
 
"you lassoed me daddy, tied me down to the bed. your truck drove away, you left me for dead" would be iconic lyrics to be so honest and we could get an album cover where she's tied to a railroad in the desert with a train in the background coming to run her over like an old school western. it fits with the vehicle theme (never used a train on a cover) and fits question for the culture from the last 3-4 years
 

 

 
(also do i think this would happen? no im having fun let me cook)

If Taylor and Billie are going, I'm sure she'd go

if i had a dollar for every time i saw some random insta acc have a list of met gala invitees with ldr's name on it, i'd be able to buy my own ticket to the gala

If Taylor and Billie are going, I'm sure she'd go

still really pissed this never came to fruition, because someone fucking stole it.

i think that's what i meant but i can't remember now but probably yeah lol
 
THIS WAS WHAT I THOUGHT THIS RIGHT HERE

face and makeup is giving btd shows (specifically the one where she did nirvana), hair and outfit is giving blue banisters tho. what a weird combo i never knew i wanted
 
 

then we pretend it didn’t happen and continuously stream ocean and ultraviolence as we should  

If Jack produced sirens he would destroy it 

She better start rehearsing all Lasso songs so she can headline Stagecoach next year. 

I just know that the Lasso album cover is gonna be one for the herstory books 

face and makeup is giving btd shows (specifically the one where she did nirvana), hair and outfit is giving blue banisters tho. what a weird combo i never knew i wanted
 
 

face and makeup is giving btd shows (specifically the one where she did nirvana), hair and outfit is giving blue banisters tho. what a weird combo i never knew i wanted