American Whore

Since the release isn't that far away, I'm trying my best to not listen to the snippet, that way I don't overplay it lol. Right now I've heard it twice.
 
EDIT: Make that 7 times because I just tempted my self after posting this and I couldn't resist so I went to go watch it lol. Oh well. Thasss it tho lol.
 
 

With this said, that LDR Village thing could last over several eras easily or even up to 10 years. It's a brilliant store that i dont see many people do anymore-- it's unique in 2021

ok this is probably today’s most delusional thought

This is my official joining of team realistically delusional 

She's been killing it with vinyl sales apparently. I'm sure Interscope is very happy to have her keep pumping out that plastic. And I doubt BB (or COTCC for that matter) have very expensive rollouts? LDR Village was probably the biggest sunk cost, but I'm sure it recouped a lot of the money.
 
It's not like she's asking them to pay for Steven Klein to shoot the album cover.

you aren't wrong tho, NFR and COCC had song that weren't produced by only Jack (Yosemite, TNBAR, and California) so i mean it wouldn't be wrong to assume Jack isn't the only one on this one too

and I....
shouldnt cry 
but i love it 
two albums 
and iiiiii
shouldnt cry 
but i love it i love it 
two ablooms 
 

girl it's coming on Monday manifest with me 

She contains multitudes, was Burnt Norton meant to foreshadow this. Only she knows!

is lana del rey working on eight albums? rock candy sweet, blue banisters, folk covers, country covers, but what about american standards & classics? behind the iron gates audiobook?
 
the album she did with zach dawes could leak at any time, and pacific blue is probably hiding away in rick's computer...
 

i looked up all the other preorder announcements and:
 
- UV cover/tracklist were announced 1 month before the release 
- honeymoon tracklist/cover 1 month too 
- LFL was 2 weeks but not even an insta post ??? probably because of the leaks or multiple delays... messy ass era lol
- nfr 1 cover and tracklist 1 month again yasss consistency 
- coco tracklist and "cover" 2 months 
 
Since we’re 2 months away from the album (IF her ass didn’t lie again) a preorder and tracklist post could literally be coming any day now. i feel it coming around a month before the album tho but we’ll see 

can we let the word delulu die 

Lana albums as teachers:
 
Miss Borntadye - Textiles teacher
Mrs Altrevylance - Substitute teacher
Mrs Honeymoon - History teacher
Miss Lustfalyfe - Guidance Counselor  
Mr Rockwell - Art teacher
Mrs Kemtrail - School principle (everyone laughs at)
Mrs Bannister - DT teacher

in lana's instagram caption it was "angelina" 

I just want the double album to be true  

2 ABLOOMS OUT ONE PER EAR THE WAY WE WON 

It’s an interesting theory... I see Mike not sharing the snippet because it’s not one of the tracks he was involved in? I don’t think she has only producer for this album?!? Don’t know why I think that though. 

Even when we’re winning big time, we’re finding new ways to be disappointed  I mean, she did the exact same thing, to rename an album, with the one that was just released... 
I’m not entirely sure that BB will be the last project we’ll hear from her this year though: the audiobook could very well be out this fall.

When the three albums get nominated at the grammys for AOTY and they all win!

you're just jealous of the power @Hydroponic Weeds @Super Movie and I hold 

and I....
shouldnt cry 
but i love it 
two albums 
and iiiiii
shouldnt cry 
but i love it i love it 
two ablooms 
 

i'm in team realistically delusional for now  x2

Girl you are a genius  your mind is  amazing!!!
 
Rock Candy Sweet June 1st
Blue Banisters July 4th 
 
This would be so powerful that the pandemic would suddenly end 

and I....
shouldnt cry 
but i love it 
two albums 
and iiiiii
shouldnt cry 
but i love it i love it 
two ablooms 
 

and I....
shouldnt cry 
but i love it 
two albums 
and iiiiii
shouldnt cry 
but i love it i love it 
two ablooms