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This version of fingertips is like .... yk how one draws a line with a black marker to hide something.... this is just like that except they used a highlighter here 

she said mother not fuck

Now how do we blame this on ben

The uk store sent me this

 
Hi there,
Thank you for ordering a bundle from the Lana Del Rey store. We hope you’re looking forward to the release!
We are contacting you to let you know that there has been a slight change in how we will dispatch your order due to a supply chain issue with the merch item(s) you have ordered.
You should have received an email from us to say that the merch was delayed and will ship in May, this is still the case however we want to get the music to you as soon as possible as this stock has arrived.
Your order will now be split so that any music formats will be dispatched on the 24th March, and the remaining merch item(s) you have ordered will ship in May as planned.
We are very sorry for any inconvenience caused but hope you’re looking forward to the release of the new album!
Any further updates will be communicated via email.
If you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to contact us.
 
I didn’t order any bundle 

I hope you know that you truly are the second most famous person in the LDR Cinematic Universe behind Lana herself 

Just wanted to say that I had the best time at my store’s listening party today. It was a wonderful way to spend my first listen. I met up with some of my ATL concert buddies, and also met some new people! I actually had quite a few people come up to me saying they recognised me from Instagram or LanaBoards & took pictures with me (felt like a local celebrity lol) I was also wearing her BTD cover outfit, which earned a lot of compliments lol. So many people were dressed up in Lana clothes & merch, and I saw two cute girls wearing the pink Target dress from the RS UK shoot! Lots of Ocean Blvd cover cosplays too. So adorable.
The record was also incredible. I danced, I cried, I felt every emotion! After every song I was like, “this is my new favourite.” Every song floored me in different ways. I can’t wait to her the record again once it drops!! Xx

Yup!!!

of the three, Lana is the top ranked artist on Spotify

Can you please copy paste it here? It's behind a paywall. And I'll happily suck your d myself
 

this pre-release went by so fast but also so slow at the same time

The CDrip rotting in a random pc waiting to be leaked 

THANK YOU! Truth be told, the album IS very long, and at least three songs should have been cut for a bigger impact. The review praises all the right songs though.
 
Thank you!

guys guys guys this time tomorrow it's going to be TWO HOURS until the album drops in Australia and you bet your ass I'm ruining my sleep schedule and listening to it until 1:30am 
we did ittttt 

Tracklist if Lana sat with it for two more days
 

😟😟😟😟

The fact the mentions Jack Antonoff has already done some tracks for it. I'm SO ready for more audio from her even if it's poems...

"it was a long rant about what is feminism, what is da da da da da..." 
Ever since qftc, all her rants been having some sort of divine intervention. Like the time during BB IG livestream, her being muted and now this poem being stolen. Her interview with Annie Mac being ALMOST interrupted with her chimney breaking. I see a pattern.  Sure the poem would've been an interesting piece. 

@Louise Lana has worn many rings on her left ring finger in the past, so uhm... sorry to say, she's not getting married yet.

The fact the mentions Jack Antonoff has already done some tracks for it. I'm SO ready for more audio from her even if it's poems...

Where Angels Fear To Tread better be LDR10's title 

I’ve read every spoiler tag and I still have zero clue what I’m in for with this album 

I wanna ask you this. what if it was yöu? that didn’t have any butter. what if I came home to you and TOOK your butter from your fridge? fridgerato..fridgerator? and took your butter away from you ..... on any on any on any other day? (clunk) yes and let’s not ehhhhh shove it under the uh the mat. we all know that ehh american people are pretty overweight. .... how would you Feele....what about your sweet potatoes and your sss s as s s s s s s sour cream and your eh sss s s ss. stocking THEN? (holds up butter) do you know what this is? this a traditional Bux of norwegian butter. (open butter) let’s look inside. it’s hardly empty. do you know what’s approaching??? christmas is approach approach approaching. how do you think we feel? do you know what the national christmas cake in norway is??? it’s something called Lusikutter. Pussycats in english. do you know what the main ingredients in the lus in the eh in lusikutter is? BUTTER! do you think this is enough for all the christmas cakes that i was gonna make in ehhh christmas? NO. ........ so FUCK YOU AMERICAAAANNN dssssdssdsdssdss people. because. YOU DONT KNOW HOW IT FEELS BEING WITHOUT BUTTER IN CHRISTMAS TIME. and i ask again. WHAT IF IT WAS YOU??? ...... heh.. who didn’t have BUTTER? would you go ask the neighbor? OH NO THATS RIGHT the neighbor doesn’t have butter either no one in the whole wide fucking country has butter.... i will come to you house. i will go to your fridgerator fridge fridge your fridgerator i will take your butter out of your fridge i will eat the butter in front of you and your families EYES. ... and eh i force you to watch me while i eat ALL your butter! that you were gonna have at christmas eve...ning. you will beg and cry and say “NO DONT EAT ALL OUR BUTTER WE NEED FOR XMAS” i will say “AHAH NOT MY PROBLEM” and take the empty bottle i will throw it down the.stairway. 
 
Thanks for reading
Happy quarantining

I truly think