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There's something in the wind ... Thunder and French Restaurant versions deleted again on yt. There's currently no version older than one day available except some covers.

Wait wtf is going on ?? September 8th surprise release Scat porn Chemtrails in the past section
 
Some news are definetly coming!!
ALBUM OUT NEXT WEDNESDAY WE WON
 
 

Remember when BOZ was like "oh wow this is really coming this year, give her a few weeks" or whatever a few weeks ago... maybe because he learned about the surprise release? #TeamDelulu

she always wanted to do a surprise release so 

HOT fire
HOT weather
HOT coffee 

There is only one plausible explanation why this keeps happening: it‘s Lana who posts the scat porn. To give us a hint that she‘s dropping something soon or to distract us from insiders 

Levitating for song of the year,record of the year ..!!!!
 
STREAM LEVITATING
Dua lipa is the queen of queens
The next madonna
She is the GOAT
SHE IS GOD.
 
 
(boz plz)

The fact that as a community we have equated poopy attack with impending announcement/release is seriously disturbing. 

OMG BOZ PLS JIST SAY YES OR NO IF IT DROPS SEP 8 I BEG UUUUU

please let this be real

LETS GO
 
SEPTEMBER 8TH
?????????
 
THERES A PICTURE ON MY WALL
????????
 
OF ME ON A JOHN DEERE ????????
 
JENNY HANDED ME A BEERRRRRRRR ?‍??‍??‍??‍?????????

when its blue banisters mv then what

lana on september 8th

I asked them for more clarification (and for a tracklist, lol). They wrote back with:
"Hi, my source said they didn’t have a tracklist but it’s concrete that it will come on Sep 8"

me september 8th at 11:59PM

please don't let us down random insider 

another virgo album coming ladies we won 

the fact that this insider info + the scat attack came on the same day lol  BB IS COMINGGGGGGGG 
 
also, lana is one of the most prolific artists out there who v obviously loves and cares about making music, i don't understand why some of you correlate no promo with a lack of passion, and i'm so tireeeeeed of hearing it. u think she's just churning out increasingly masterful music whilst simultaneously not giving a shit? 

at least news is cvming soon then 

Yes, but the insider clarified that it’s the full album when questioned so.. let’s pray x

There was a scat attack OMG Blue Banisters coming soon…

Wait what kind of reaction is this i— the depressed cheerleader choice of emoji has me worried for u babe  
 
In other news, this all better mean Arcadia is coming Sept. 8!!! 

GUYS OMGG SCAT??? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. ARCADIA IS COMING

Be happy you didn't have to see it. I was traumatized ?