plastiscguy

SISTREN! CONVENE AND WITNESS THE END OF OUR SUFFERINGS! WE ARE SO CLOSE TO HAVING OUR WILDEST DREAM COME TRUE! 
YOU GET NFR! YOU GET NFR! WE ARE ALL GETTING NFR! 
  

IF (!!!!!!!) there is a countdown to anything on the website, this is what it will look like:
 

 
In my opinion, however, it's just a basic landing page for these shopify stores, with the option of adding a countdown to a not-yet-open store along with an e-mail subscription, which is also hidden in the code as well as the countdown. So yeah, I personally don't expect a countdown but who knows.

I like how that link to isn’t even a Presave link though like it’s straight up like listen to the album

Double release + pre order + cover + tracklist coming this week I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE
 

I try not to get my hopes up, but I've cemented my fucking wig just in case

Join hands, sisters, we are going to SUMMON the preorder!

Remember how last time we were all saying "were gonna get something today, were gonna get something today" and then Lana announced the double music video plus two new song titles? That's called manifesting, gays.
So I don't want no negativity on this thread from now on until we get SOMETHING.
 

It's early in the morning rn in LA so maybe she's gonna give us a quick announcement when she wakes her ass up later. Let's be hopeful. 

I just woke up and see we have a link of something?! I need a break, why does everything happen when I'm not awake
 
Going to take another nap, see if once I'm back we have a pre-order link or summn 

I just woke up and see we have a link of something?! I need a break, why does everything happen when I'm not awake
 
Going to take another nap, see if once I'm back we have a pre-order link or summn 

I just woke up and see we have a link of something?! I need a break, why does everything happen when I'm not awake
 
Going to take another nap, see if once I'm back we have a pre-order link or summn 

I just woke up and see we have a link of something?! I need a break, why does everything happen when I'm not awake
 
Going to take another nap, see if once I'm back we have a pre-order link or summn 

inb4 shoplanadelrey.com was sold to Fame House due Lana's retirement 

The NFR link means that the August release is definitely real and the double mv could be out this week (wednesday or friday) and then we can get the official pre order this week if the album is coming on Aug 16th.
 
honestly i dont know what im saying but i guess its a reach

why does the shoplanadelrey site say FAME HOUSE

the album cover!!
 
 
 

You: This link means we may receive news in the foreseeable future
 
Me, an intellectual: SuRpRiSe ReLeAsE tOnIGhT

Plot twist: the album cover is the doin time cover

its gonna be so satisfying to listen to the album after waiting what feels like 4 years for it

Ok but what‘s the point of releasing a pre-order on friday specifically? It‘s not like it‘s not gonna count for the sales or something.. it‘s only for the actual release that it matters.. or am i missing something? During the week you could actually get more attention than on friday when others are releasing stuff
 
Edit: ok someone said the same thing above lol nevermind

cuz ive been checking the link for like 3 weeks every single day

I can’t believe something is finally happening. My brain can’t even grasp what’s going on, my brain cells are running around in 10 inch pleasers, bumping into each other & screaming