Kommander

the way this insider person knows absolutly nothing - and even if they did they obviously are deprived of the ability of describing music lmaooo...... why why why pay attention

Mine is blonde!

I feel the record needed another "big song" to wrap it all up in the last leg. Still play it daily

FREE HER

WAP is something you feel , not something i have to witness here 

I knew as soon as I saw the Halsey icon that you’d be annoying 

honestly i feel for barrie's gf, it's gotta fucking suck to know that your partner's ex-gf's fans are all over your page. it's enough to make anyone paranoid/insecure/generally upset (it would drive me CRAZY). not saying that user that posted did anything wrong, just that i too would absolutely be shaken up by a) lana being my partner's ex and b) have her fans potentially comparing u to her.

Seeing that there's a Barrie discussion, it seems like possibly an appropriate time and place to spill about a strange 'encounter' that I recently had with his new gf because y'all might find it mildly interesting.
 
So I don't use social media and only have ig just to follow pages I like, mostly lana fan pages and whatnot. I don't post anything, don't have a profile pic, and my username is a lana reference. I follow Barrie as I do enjoy his music, and he always tags his new gf so I followed her too a long while ago. After I'd been following her for many months already, I get a message from her recently where she's kindly/awkwardly asking who I am because it's "creepy" that I follow both Barrie and herself as well. I explain I'm just a fan of his music and he tags her all the time in his posts so I followed. Then she requested to follow me and I accepted, but soon after she unfollows me. I'm guessing since my acct is private she just wanted to see who I follow bc what else would explain that when you can already see I have zero posts? Then at some point after she also deleted her message to me.
 
Basically it was all pretty weird and shows she has some fears and insecurities, but who doesn't. I can't help but wonder if she suspected that I was lana or something...idk. Like her acct is public anyways so anyone can see her page without following. She goes on Barrie's live stories too and sometimes chats and answers questions with him from fans and stuff so yeah I didn't think it was too strange of me to follow and it makes me think she may have some fear or insecurities about the Barrie/Lana relationship situation because I mean, even though they haven't officially dated in a long time we have all picked up on queues and things that show they still have/had feelings for each other in the somewhat very recent past. 

I think that we can all agree that this is one of the top 10 treads on lanaboards right?

I’m crying at this entire thread

The story about her falling from a tree and breaking her ribs making me audibly laugh every time

I feel like this year was worse than usual for lies, both in terms of quality and quantity:
1. Violet on January 4th(?) 
2. Cancelled an entire tour because she was "sick" and showed up two days later at Disneyland
3. COCC on September 5th
4.  Said the mesh mask had a plastic barrier (don't @ me, because it soooo didn't)
5. Promised to drive safely in an interview last year and then repeatedly drove like an absolute maniac
6. The covers album
What did I miss? 
ETA: oh yeah she said Violet would be $1 and it was like $29.99. Forgiveness because it was for charity, but it's still a lie
 

same!!!! I thought that it was going to be for TJF single art work.. it fits it!!!

I'm listening to Mike Dean's solo albums and they're so good!  

Detectiveboards strikes again 

Someone just edited the dates and titles. They're the same number of songs and are obviously the last in the list of listens for that day because they show the date at the top.
https://www.last.fm/user/actuallylucas

It's fake. There is no Dealer or Cherry Blossom in the lastfm database with that cover.

It looks fake to me - it's not even that it necessarily looks super out of left field or anything, it just seems odd (and also a bit like it's pandering). I'm not gonna say it's 100% not real and we shouldn't believe it, I just don't believe anything in terms of tracks until Lana posts the tracklist herself. If there's one thing Lana stans love to do, it's make things up 

well maybe it's not a matter of lies but rather her deeply believing that
I love her as a whole but she's so strong with her vision she sometimes gets blinded by it

While I think this thread is a good place to discuss things that are nearly universally believed to be lies (like the former) or even things some suspect may not be true (like the latter), I think the OP should stick to demonstrable lies, situations where she's said two mutually contradictory things, and unfulfilled promises.
 
 
Yup. Perhaps the ur-lie of Lana lies. All the receipts linked in this post. (Also relevant, the lyrics of "My Momma" strongly hint at her having lied about her age in the opposite direction.)
 
A few others that came to mind most immediately:
She's given two different explanations for what her M tattoo means. FWIW I suspect both are false and she's embarrassed by, ashamed of, and/or regrets the real meaning. Saying she "graduated with a metaphysics degree". Fordham has never offered a major in metaphysics. It's possible her studies had an emphasis on metaphysics, but I guarantee you her degree, if she completed it-- and I think she probably did-- says "philosophy". Pedantic maybe, but still a lie. That one time she was talking about a teacher who was clearly Mr. Campbell, but she lied about the teacher being a "she", I suspect because on some level she realized how inappropriate it sounds. Lana saying that her family "never had any money". Another contender for the ur-lie of Lana lies. So unnecessary, and especially unfortunate that she responded to the (as far as I can tell) unsubstantiated and meritless allegations that her dad bought her career. Responding to that lie with this lie in the opposite direction really fed the inauthentic inauthenticity narratives. Perhaps arguable that this one is demonstrable, but I would argue there is enough evidence to conclude that it is. The Institute of Innnovative Thinkers. Ha. It's basically become a clichéd metonym for this tendency of hers to make unrealized commitments. In now-deleted tweets, almost Trumpian levels of promised charitable donations with no follow through... or perhaps was there, albeit way later than promised? 

When she said she has a breathy voice because she fell from a tree and broke her ribs lmao

The sway of the hips and arms
Cradle you from afar
They swing till you're tired
And send you to Mars
Nighttime is almost ours
 
You're in the wind, I'm in the water
Nobody's son, nobody's daughter
 
There are violets in your eyes
There are guns that blaze around you
There are roses in between my thighs
Fire that surrounds you
It's no wonder every man in town
Had neither fought nor found you
Everything you do is elusive
To even your honey dew
 
Don't be afraid of me
Don't be ashamed
Walk in the way of my soft resurrection
Idol of roses
Iconic soul
I know your name
Lead me to war with you brilliant direction
 
Most of Big Eyes
So many more 

Oh say can you see
My stars
The night time is almost ours
To wander through alleys
And look at the bars
Nighttime is almost ours

The headlights from passing cars
They illuminate my face and
Leave me the dark
The voice of Nirvana says
"Come as you are"
And I will
Nighttime is almost ours - Oh Say Can You See
 
There are violets in your eyes
There are guns that blaze around you
There are roses in between my thighs
And a fire that surrounds you
It's no wonder every man in town
Had neither fought nor found you
Everything you do is elusive
To even your honey dew - Honeymoon
 
In the name of higher consciousness
I let the best man I knew go
'Cause it's nice to love and be loved
But it's better to know all you can know
I said it's nice to love and be loved
But I'd rather know what God knows - Pawn Shop Blues

Cocc is/has Tulsa Jesus Freak so I deem it superior 

I would love a full album with songs like Bel Air, Fine China, Is This Happiness, Heroin and Change. But I don't know who could produce it without being boring/repetitive/uninspired