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Lip gloss, acrylics, and shades are the best revenge! 

Lip gloss, acrylics, and shades are the best revenge! 

She looks amazing in the selfie at the end. 

Lip gloss, acrylics, and shades are the best revenge! 

Which she predicted in her Doin' Time video!  
 
I don't know if you all have seen the crazy hype about the hot Giantess in the upcoming video game Resident Evil 8 (this article, for example) but every time I see someone make comments like wanting her to step on them and squash them etc, I think about Lana in that video.  Curvaceous Lana can squash us anytime.

She looks amazing in the selfie at the end. 

Seeing Chuck's post upthread saying "love you daddy", I had to do a double-take to realize she means her baby's actual daddy not, like, "you can be my daddy"  

Paradise-era Lana in concert smoking cigarettes, wearing a long sleeve wedding dress chopped into a minidress, plus huge retro hair, is peak Lana to me. So weird and cool and glam all at once. Iconic. 
 

It’s like they threw Lana poems and lyrics in a blender! Not bad though.

It’s like they threw Lana poems and lyrics in a blender! Not bad though.

Paradise-era Lana in concert smoking cigarettes, wearing a long sleeve wedding dress chopped into a minidress, plus huge retro hair, is peak Lana to me. So weird and cool and glam all at once. Iconic. 
 

Paradise-era Lana in concert smoking cigarettes, wearing a long sleeve wedding dress chopped into a minidress, plus huge retro hair, is peak Lana to me. So weird and cool and glam all at once. Iconic. 
 

This is so specific that it could be a Lana lyric.  Ohio BBQ Freak. But she’d pronounce it “Oh-hee-oh” for no reason. 
 
We should go back to Ohio 
Trade this body for a plate of ‘que
Out behind my family shed, darlin’
Where you know just what to do...,
 

 
 
 
 

Jack is nerdy cute, but the bigger issue to me is that I think he and Lana have done all that can be done in the piano ballad mode, so it is time for a fresh direction for her. I do love some of the piano ballads! But I think anymore would verge on self parody. Especially if there are jingle bells 

Jack is nerdy cute, but the bigger issue to me is that I think he and Lana have done all that can be done in the piano ballad mode, so it is time for a fresh direction for her. I do love some of the piano ballads! But I think anymore would verge on self parody. Especially if there are jingle bells 

Paradise-era Lana in concert smoking cigarettes, wearing a long sleeve wedding dress chopped into a minidress, plus huge retro hair, is peak Lana to me. So weird and cool and glam all at once. Iconic. 
 

Jack is nerdy cute, but the bigger issue to me is that I think he and Lana have done all that can be done in the piano ballad mode, so it is time for a fresh direction for her. I do love some of the piano ballads! But I think anymore would verge on self parody. Especially if there are jingle bells 

This is so specific that it could be a Lana lyric.  Ohio BBQ Freak. But she’d pronounce it “Oh-hee-oh” for no reason. 
 
We should go back to Ohio 
Trade this body for a plate of ‘que
Out behind my family shed, darlin’
Where you know just what to do...,
 

 
 
 
 

This is so specific that it could be a Lana lyric.  Ohio BBQ Freak. But she’d pronounce it “Oh-hee-oh” for no reason. 
 
We should go back to Ohio 
Trade this body for a plate of ‘que
Out behind my family shed, darlin’
Where you know just what to do...,
 

 
 
 
 

This is so specific that it could be a Lana lyric.  Ohio BBQ Freak. But she’d pronounce it “Oh-hee-oh” for no reason. 
 
We should go back to Ohio 
Trade this body for a plate of ‘que
Out behind my family shed, darlin’
Where you know just what to do...,
 

 
 
 
 

This is so specific that it could be a Lana lyric.  Ohio BBQ Freak. But she’d pronounce it “Oh-hee-oh” for no reason. 
 
We should go back to Ohio 
Trade this body for a plate of ‘que
Out behind my family shed, darlin’
Where you know just what to do...,
 

 
 
 
 

Jack is nerdy cute, but the bigger issue to me is that I think he and Lana have done all that can be done in the piano ballad mode, so it is time for a fresh direction for her. I do love some of the piano ballads! But I think anymore would verge on self parody. Especially if there are jingle bells 

This is so specific that it could be a Lana lyric.  Ohio BBQ Freak. But she’d pronounce it “Oh-hee-oh” for no reason. 
 
We should go back to Ohio 
Trade this body for a plate of ‘que
Out behind my family shed, darlin’
Where you know just what to do...,
 

 
 
 
 

@Elle please shut down the site it’s time 

he seems like the type of person to rawdog you behind an old shed at your dad's family barbecue in Ohio