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Lana answered the culture

r we really gonna wait for september to come around to finally take it out of the title… we know damn well she made up that date on the spot 

Wher are her stylists? She looks like a Kirsten Wiig character

I’m obsessed with the way she has been doing her hair 

YESSS SHES TALKING DURING THE SONGS 

did she record new adlibs??

OUT OF THE BLUE INTO THE BLACK LANAAAAAAA

OUT OF THE BLUE INTO THE BLACK

Hope Tessa told her to not sing Arcadia and Bartender on the second weeknd

See if she’d just seen a real doctor instead of getting Tessa to remotely vibe the laryngitis  away 

I think she should really take seven years off

Yes it is criminal how she had that ENTIRE crowd in her palm during West Coast and gave it approximately 0.0002%. C'mon now

On a more technical take, the band sounded extremely well. We all know Lana has sound issues with her mic, which interrupted her singing and focus. However, I don’t think it’s wrong to point out that she indeed lacked energy and wasn’t as confident as seen in shows from last year. This is probably because this was her first show in half a year I think, so it’s understandable. I hope everything gets fixed by next week and they deliver a 10/10 performance.
 
And the setlist; Bartender needs to go, and she should add more midtempo songs, instead of 5 or so piano ballads back to back.

If Taylor $wift is the guest for week 2 i will throw TOMATOES at the TV screen. I do NOT want snore at the beach live. People had issues with Lana’s set at week 1. Why on earth would you want the biggest wet fart of a song ever for week 2? That wouldn’t help the problem. Also if Taylor is on stage you know damn well they’ll sing more than one song. Taylor has no business singing on and RUINING one of Lana’s songs, or vice versa Lana being forced to sing on one of Taylors songs . If i went to a Lana concert and had to sit through a Taylor $wift performance my entire year would be ruined…

Let us pray she is doing some photoshoot for some publication this week. We need the blonde era documented before she appears in 10 days with jet black hair

ELON MUSK LIKING THIS TWEET IS SO
 

She played one key on the piano with Jon it looked like lol

I LOVED THE MOTORBIKES!! So happy to hear they‘re doing that again, I could watch that intro a hundred times and not get sick of it

I love how the stylist went about her look, she styled her based on what’s most flattering. If you do a color analysis on Lana, she’s a total summer which makes her look great in that periwinkle color as well as that shade of blonde, which is more similar to her natural hair color. The stylist nailed both dresses and she looked amazing in all the sparkles. Both dresses but specifically the first one flattered her body shape perfectly too

rewatching young and beautiful and that looks straight out of a movie scene omg 

She gave us so many iconic moments: the motorbike jealous girl entrance, without you as opener (my favourite), bringing out Jon, two Billie duets, stripper pole moment, hologram Lana, and the unhinged ragtime finish, not to mention stunning stage, hair and costuming… we won at least a little?

She gave us so many iconic moments: the motorbike jealous girl entrance, without you as opener (my favourite), bringing out Jon, two Billie duets, stripper pole moment, hologram Lana, and the unhinged ragtime finish, not to mention stunning stage, hair and costuming… we won at least a little?

She gave us so many iconic moments: the motorbike jealous girl entrance, without you as opener (my favourite), bringing out Jon, two Billie duets, stripper pole moment, hologram Lana, and the unhinged ragtime finish, not to mention stunning stage, hair and costuming… we won at least a little?

She gave us so many iconic moments: the motorbike jealous girl entrance, without you as opener (my favourite), bringing out Jon, two Billie duets, stripper pole moment, hologram Lana, and the unhinged ragtime finish, not to mention stunning stage, hair and costuming… we won at least a little?