missamericatrash

Hello everyone! I have just moved 100+ comments to the Random Lana Thread. Can I please remind you to keep on topic, and to actually discuss Chemtrails related thoughts here. If you find yourself writing a long post about a previous Lana del Rey album with no mention of Chemtrails, writing about what producer you want Lana to work with for LDR8, or just having a post mentioning 'Dan Auerbach' I would recommend you consider if this is the best topic for it. You are more than welcome to start new topics if you think there's a gap in discussion. I will be distributing warning points for users who can't remain on topic. Thank you! 

I cant even imagine a type of person who would be buying Justin Bieber on vinyl

She needs another Dan Auerbach, someone who sparks the fire in her again and capable to say no to her when it's needed

i'm just excited to finally watch the chemtrails video with the audio on 

Me finally showing up to the pre-release thread on this cursed day 


I saw 200+ replies come in. What’s the tea sisters? We just hating on Jack and hexing LDR?

i don't think anything will be able to compare to late august, her hairstylist's cryptic instagram caption that didn't realistically mean anything significant had us all convinced that the album was going to surprise drop on august 28th/29th, and we truly believed it, the energy in this thread was unmatched and i don't know a better moment of chaos & delusion
 

Always alive and always breathing, COCC on life support rn

Actually the least meltdown-inducing era was Lust for Life. The rollout was seamless and very well-planned (except for the moment nobody knew when the album was actually coming out). Everyone seemed to love the music, the looks, the photoshoots, etc. The only times I remember the era being controversial among stans were:
 
Tracklist reveal with the multiple featured artists ("I want Lana only!")
Album cover reveal ("Photoshopped, fake smile, etc.")
Adidas outfits.
 
Later on the era she served vocals, beauty, acclaim, success, relevancy, Grammy nomination and even had her haute couture moment at the Met Gala and other events.

Yup the Honeymoon meltdowns were so much worse than Chemtrails. I promise you lol

That's not true either. UV was actually the toughest time to be a Lana stan, up there with the NFR! pre-release.
 
Homegirl had the worst attitude 24/7, cancelling stuff left and right.
Interviews were disturbing/boring/chaotic/uncomfortable to read.
"May 1st" caused a lot of (unnecessary bc it came out one month later) meltdowns.
I'd dare to say 60% were in doubt/against the new sound.
I remember a lot of people hating Shades of Cool upon release.
Title track to, nobody liked it when it came out.
"I wish I was dead already" interview; lots of fans already "sick" of her calling her pretentious or whatever.
Ultraviolence music video... Hard time to be a stan.
Abandonment of the era.
Everyone started to complain about her lack of glamour, high fashion, no longer having a "beauty queen style", etc.
 

It’s the rose tinted glasses 
 
not to mention how many people absolutely despised that she was “going back to the BTD sound” after UV
 
UV had the best rollout with the fewest meltdowns as far as I remember, but no matter what she does people aren’t going to be 100% happy 
 
And everyone is saying the hype is dead but the second she posts a release date for White Dress all will be forgiven and we’ll be at peace again

LOL, not exactly directed to you, but why does everyone have some kind of Mandela effect on the Honeymoon era? Those few months were full of meltdowns.
 
First the title track, lots of people hated it.
Everyone was trashing her hair, outfits and body.
Then High by the Beach, 50% loved it, 50% were like "Omg she sold out! A trap song? Not on my watch!"
HBTB MV too, that caused a lot of heated discussion.
Then the incredibly meltdown-inducing artwork that nobody liked.
Music to Watch Boys To was the only moment we stood together.
And finally the album came out and many were in doubt, others were "unstanning" and others loved it.

I think it's important bc of marketing execs and how that might affect her future releases. Personally? I don't care either so long as the quality is there, but because she is in a stable position of fame/ under a label, these factors need to be at least considered from the business side of things. 

that being said, time'll treat her music well. and I'm thinking others just want her album up there to be proud of her and there's nothing much wrong w that imo. 

lana trending ahead of justin on twitter

So both Lana and Justin are releasing on March 19th, which is also St. Joseph’s day, whose the patron saint of work.... yeah, Justin’s not getting that number one.  If we wanna be extra certain though, I’m sure there’s spells or prayers we can do to invoke St. Joseph for assistance.   Sorry, it’s been a witchy morning.

I cant even imagine a type of person who would be buying Justin Bieber on vinyl

I cant even imagine a type of person who would be buying Justin Bieber on vinyl

I cant even imagine a type of person who would be buying Justin Bieber on vinyl

where is the single

I cant even imagine a type of person who would be buying Justin Bieber on vinyl

GORL....

Lmao I forgot how to read the title of this thread. Release dates are like white noise to me now. Carry on gorls 

Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021

 

i got drunk anyway

I cant even imagine a type of person who would be buying Justin Bieber on vinyl