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In a few hours the drought will be over.
The Lanaboardita Desert can finally expect a rainfall full of news , an announcement and a surprise single 

 
There is a huge storm coming. Prepare your umbrellas

 
 
 

the only security she has is nikki lane since shes always with her 

OKAY THE HYPE IS BACK - I WANT A NEW SINGLE AND I NEED TO SPEND ALL MY MONEY ON LDR9 LDRX  VINYLS AND SIGNED CARDS THAT’LL NEVER BE SHIPPED 

GOOD MORNING!!!!! LET DELULU DECEMBER COMMENCE 

They must have learned after we found the chemtrails cover (excellent work ladies) to write the code externally and upload it all at once. But we have numbers and schizophrenia on our side!
 

Take that back

So.. Grammas Chicken Salad at the Democratic National Convention IS coming!

The queer IT intern rn after jokingly making lanadelrey.com a black screen 

not the scott attack lore being confirmed 😭

also the fact that we're discovering this a day after the scat attack... they really DO signify news/announcements

If lana did that, the announcement would have sounded like "the album will be out when it's READY. At the moment me and nikki are just having fun in the studio while Jack is playing 3-cord progressions on his little princes grand piano. Ill see you in 2023... or not."
 

I love her but why did she edit her body in her most recent story it’s making me feel upset if she felt the need to do that omg 

not @lanaswildflowers being banned immediately  R.I.P. maybe they'll get an award next year at the Lipsters 

Personally, I don't think any of the comparisons we got are accurate. Insiders, real and fake, are notoriously bad at describing songs

The boots  

somebody in the chat called lana her fairy godmother & honestly i relate 

Now that Lil Nas X has had number ones with songs about being sexy, wearing no clothes, fucking, cheating etc - can I please go back to singing about being embodied, feeling beautiful by being in love even if the relationship is not perfect, or dancing for money - or whatever I want -without being crucified or saying that I'm glamorizing abuse?????? Im fed up with black gay men writers and alt singers saying that I glamorize abuse when in reality I'm just a glamorous person singing about the realities of what we are all now seeing are very prevalent emotionally abusive relationships all over the world. With all of the topics women are finally allowed to explore I just want to say over the last ten years I think it's pathetic that my minor lyrical exploration detailing my sometimes submissive or passive roles in my relationships has often made people say Ive set women back hundreds of years. Let this be clear, I'm not not a feminist -but there has to be a place in feminism for women who look and act like me - the kind of woman who says no but men hear yes- the kind of women who are slated mercilessly for being their authentic, delicate selves, The kind of women who get their own stories and voices taken away from them by stronger women or by men who hate women. I've been honest and optimistic about the challenging relationships I've had. News flash! That's just how it is for many women. And that was sadly my experience up until the point that those records were made. So I just want to say it's been a long 10 years of bullshit reviews up until recently and I've learned a lot from them but I also feel it really paved the way for other women to stop ' putting on a happy face' and to just be able to say whatever the hell they wanted to in their music- unlike my experience where if I even expressed a note of sadness in my first two records I was deemed literally hysterical as though it was literally the 1920s Anyways none of this has anything to do about much but I'll be detailing some of my feelings in my next books of poetry. Yes I'm still making personal reparations with the proceeds of the books to my choice of Native American foundations which I'm very happy about. And I'm sure there will be tinges of what I've been pondering in my new album that comes out October 22nd. Thanks for reading Happy quarantining

Tbh, I agree tho. There’s was something off-putting, the way she smiled, also something in her eyes, idk. Made me think there’s something more to it but ig we’ll never know 

I definitely think there's more to it than her just needing to refresh from social media. Most people don't make a video about deactivating - they just do it. Also what she said about keeping her circle small seems strange to me, like something happened that made her take this action. She seemed sad too, like a genuine sadness of sorts. I'm not trying to make a conspiracy out of it because quite frankly I find it in poor taste, but there's more going on behind the scenes that we may not be aware of

she does seem a little somber, and it's just very unexpected & weird, she has an album coming out, she's been very active otherwise, and also with the new of possibly signing to a new label, it does seem a little off... i don't think it's wrong or dramatic to speculate

I would love that so much, but I doubt Capitol would allow that to happen. The LDR name carries too much prestige to be not used on future projects. There was a rumor that Lady Gaga wanted to be credited by her real name for ASIB, but was forced to use her stage name because it would carry more brand recognition to the film. Same thing here I'd think. 

she dont seems happy to me
she seems very frustrated

I was totally getting this impression too. It just seems so out of the blue. I can think of so many times where it would have been appropriate for her to deactivate, but she didn't 

I actually don't think this is something she's wanted to do for a long time because if you truly wanna delete your social media, why would you keep repeatedly posting there and updating it again and again? It's not like she had a contractual obligation to keep posting random photos/videos of her life and her ramblings and what not. 
 
She's historically been a rather spontaneous/reactive person and I think it's another of those times hm... 

somebody leak this version as an elegy to mourn her social media break