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COCC lead single tomorrow lessssss go ladies and rats yup yup we won we WON!
 

 

This cracked me up I- 
 
Anyways, it’s obvious that in that Charlie’s story she’s rehearsing the choreo for the lead single mv featuring Blackpink and Mickey Mouse... Wizard of Oz inspired? I’m onto something I guess 

COCC lead single tomorrow lessssss go ladies and rats yup yup we won we WON!
 

 

COCC lead single tomorrow lessssss go ladies and rats yup yup we won we WON!
 

 

lana deciding to update her instagram today like
 

The insta notification brings me nothing but pain and sorrow these days
 
 

the way i've never seen her move that fast before

I'm so here for the unhingedness, honestly

I love that for us 

Can’t wait for her post tonight reminiscing about the one time her and her girlies went to hillsong church but during the reading of the scripture she spilled a little bit of her chacha matcha on a hymnal and her and her friends couldn’t stop giggling and Chris Pratt shot her a dirty look but after the service they laughed about it cuz the lord forgives all sinners. 

I hate to say it but she posts so much random shit I don't think it means anything

I have like 7 pages to catch up on but ummm......what does all this mean!!!!! I mean the opening to that song applies very much to those who love her despite "controversy" right? Yall its on

If they’re teasing a Monica Bellucci-inspired video or just that they’re working together again soon..
 

Now wait a damn minute... her video director commented on her recent post saying he has a story to tell her. I wonder if that means they’re linking up for a video soon ?

she’s really trying to keep it a surprise but she’s so bad it..sis wants to tell us

I think she may announce something either tomorrow, Wednesday, or Thursday between 9 and 10 AM Pacific Coast - I think it has to be one of those days or it's gonna be a surprise release. 

i would like to think that
 
sadly i think she's just bored 

That post with Malena/Complex 2017 cover with the Honeymoon intro...hmmm - that, coupled with the BTD era talkshow, leads me to believe she's teasing something really glamorous coming back this era.

This place simultaneously drives me insane and somehow keeps me sane at the same time. I both hate it and love it here. The power of Lanaboards transcends. 
 
anyways somethings coming soon  

As expected fraudulent Ed has NOTHING to say to the question if COCC is coming in September, because IT IS! He tried to mislead us trying to make us think it isn’t so the album will come as a surprise but we got CLARITY! I WON’T fall for his mind games. Get ready for the preorder ladies! COCC in 11 days!

I don't think managers would talk about release dates and such things. He probably just replied before to clarify about that fake review and that's why the next message was left on seen

The way this site will not survive September 5th regardless of what happens....

he just doesnt wanna steal Lana's thunder when she says something herself, considerate man 

Ed: “what album?” 

wayament.. if the album wasn’t close at all to being finished, he would obviously say no. am i onto something