Lindsay Lohan

There's nothing to submit tomorrow, the winner will be crowed 

Annyeong models.
Apologies for my lateness, I was caught up in deep conversation with the Jong Un sisters who wanted fashion advice.
 
Welcome to the final results of the season.
 
All of you should be extremely proud at how far you made it. Out of 16 models, you are the final four.
 
I went through all the submissions and i'm ready to reveal my final critiques.
 
I have 4 beautiful women standing before me, but only 3 photos in my hand. 
One of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 3 photos will represent the 3 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model and will make it to the finale.
Let's begin with the critiques.
 
 
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Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
- - - - -
 
One of you will be leaving the North Korean hotel today and sent back to Lanaboards.com
All of you look incredible and I would cut off all my limbs and eat them for a chance to be in your shoes for just one second.
 
And the model going home today is...
 
 
Tomorrow is the FINALE where a choice will be made on who is Lanaboards Next Top Model.
 
Goodnight models. A big night is ahead of you.
 

 

There's nothing to submit tomorrow, the winner will be crowed 

Annyeong models.
Apologies for my lateness, I was caught up in deep conversation with the Jong Un sisters who wanted fashion advice.
 
Welcome to the final results of the season.
 
All of you should be extremely proud at how far you made it. Out of 16 models, you are the final four.
 
I went through all the submissions and i'm ready to reveal my final critiques.
 
I have 4 beautiful women standing before me, but only 3 photos in my hand. 
One of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 3 photos will represent the 3 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model and will make it to the finale.
Let's begin with the critiques.
 
 
------------
 
Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
- - - - -
 
One of you will be leaving the North Korean hotel today and sent back to Lanaboards.com
All of you look incredible and I would cut off all my limbs and eat them for a chance to be in your shoes for just one second.
 
And the model going home today is...
 
 
Tomorrow is the FINALE where a choice will be made on who is Lanaboards Next Top Model.
 
Goodnight models. A big night is ahead of you.
 

 

Annyeong models.
Apologies for my lateness, I was caught up in deep conversation with the Jong Un sisters who wanted fashion advice.
 
Welcome to the final results of the season.
 
All of you should be extremely proud at how far you made it. Out of 16 models, you are the final four.
 
I went through all the submissions and i'm ready to reveal my final critiques.
 
I have 4 beautiful women standing before me, but only 3 photos in my hand. 
One of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 3 photos will represent the 3 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model and will make it to the finale.
Let's begin with the critiques.
 
 
------------
 
Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
- - - - -
 
One of you will be leaving the North Korean hotel today and sent back to Lanaboards.com
All of you look incredible and I would cut off all my limbs and eat them for a chance to be in your shoes for just one second.
 
And the model going home today is...
 
 
Tomorrow is the FINALE where a choice will be made on who is Lanaboards Next Top Model.
 
Goodnight models. A big night is ahead of you.
 

 

Annyeong models.
Apologies for my lateness, I was caught up in deep conversation with the Jong Un sisters who wanted fashion advice.
 
Welcome to the final results of the season.
 
All of you should be extremely proud at how far you made it. Out of 16 models, you are the final four.
 
I went through all the submissions and i'm ready to reveal my final critiques.
 
I have 4 beautiful women standing before me, but only 3 photos in my hand. 
One of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 3 photos will represent the 3 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model and will make it to the finale.
Let's begin with the critiques.
 
 
------------
 
Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
- - - - -
 
One of you will be leaving the North Korean hotel today and sent back to Lanaboards.com
All of you look incredible and I would cut off all my limbs and eat them for a chance to be in your shoes for just one second.
 
And the model going home today is...
 
 
Tomorrow is the FINALE where a choice will be made on who is Lanaboards Next Top Model.
 
Goodnight models. A big night is ahead of you.
 

 

Annyeong models.
Apologies for my lateness, I was caught up in deep conversation with the Jong Un sisters who wanted fashion advice.
 
Welcome to the final results of the season.
 
All of you should be extremely proud at how far you made it. Out of 16 models, you are the final four.
 
I went through all the submissions and i'm ready to reveal my final critiques.
 
I have 4 beautiful women standing before me, but only 3 photos in my hand. 
One of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 3 photos will represent the 3 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model and will make it to the finale.
Let's begin with the critiques.
 
 
------------
 
Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
 
Lindsay's critique:
 
- - - - -
 
One of you will be leaving the North Korean hotel today and sent back to Lanaboards.com
All of you look incredible and I would cut off all my limbs and eat them for a chance to be in your shoes for just one second.
 
And the model going home today is...
 
 
Tomorrow is the FINALE where a choice will be made on who is Lanaboards Next Top Model.
 
Goodnight models. A big night is ahead of you.
 

 

Couture Culture

Hi judges. I present to you, a bedazzled look for this final challenge. From the intricate beading, to the glorious cape and vale, my look solidifies my status as Queen Of Couture.
- Anya xx

Let them eat Charli
 
When I'm called to present a Haute Couture look, it's not enough for me to just phone in it and wear a big dress. No, I need to embody the women that came before me. At a time like this, I wonder; "What would Marie Antoinette think?"
 
That's right! Perhaps the one person that's closest to what Haute Couture really is. A trailblazer. A terrible person. This week I didn't come to play and my choice in fashion directly complements my dear friend RuPaul's submission. The only person who truly had my back throughout my entire time here and a queen I will never forget once LNTM is finished.
 

 

He's Jesus Christ
And I’m his babydoll
I'm his favourite human but he saved them all
He's my personal saviour
He's my personal saviour
Jesus is my boyfriend
Jesus is my boyfriend
 
He's my personal saviour
He's my personal angel
My God thinks I’m smashing
He thinks I’m fine
My God takes me dashing cross the party line
 

 
I really hope there's a studio version of this in existence cause these lyrics are so crazy and the song is so spooky I'd love to see it fully fleshed out
 

Ooooo I did not like this album... all skips except Blue
 
All of them sounded like Madison Beer rejects
 
L'amour in particular has an instrumental that's almost identical to Showed Me by Madison  I doubt it was intentional but .... girl

Ooooo I did not like this album... all skips except Blue
 
All of them sounded like Madison Beer rejects
 
L'amour in particular has an instrumental that's almost identical to Showed Me by Madison  I doubt it was intentional but .... girl

Ooooo I did not like this album... all skips except Blue
 
All of them sounded like Madison Beer rejects
 
L'amour in particular has an instrumental that's almost identical to Showed Me by Madison  I doubt it was intentional but .... girl

guys i dont know! mixed feelings! it's so great but also i don't think i will ever listen to it again! there are euphoric highs and blatant misses! i don't know!

He's Jesus Christ
And I’m his babydoll
I'm his favourite human but he saved them all
He's my personal saviour
He's my personal saviour
Jesus is my boyfriend
Jesus is my boyfriend
 
He's my personal saviour
He's my personal angel
My God thinks I’m smashing
He thinks I’m fine
My God takes me dashing cross the party line
 

 
I really hope there's a studio version of this in existence cause these lyrics are so crazy and the song is so spooky I'd love to see it fully fleshed out
 

He's Jesus Christ
And I’m his babydoll
I'm his favourite human but he saved them all
He's my personal saviour
He's my personal saviour
Jesus is my boyfriend
Jesus is my boyfriend
 
He's my personal saviour
He's my personal angel
My God thinks I’m smashing
He thinks I’m fine
My God takes me dashing cross the party line
 

 
I really hope there's a studio version of this in existence cause these lyrics are so crazy and the song is so spooky I'd love to see it fully fleshed out
 

He's Jesus Christ
And I’m his babydoll
I'm his favourite human but he saved them all
He's my personal saviour
He's my personal saviour
Jesus is my boyfriend
Jesus is my boyfriend
 
He's my personal saviour
He's my personal angel
My God thinks I’m smashing
He thinks I’m fine
My God takes me dashing cross the party line
 

 
I really hope there's a studio version of this in existence cause these lyrics are so crazy and the song is so spooky I'd love to see it fully fleshed out
 

He's Jesus Christ
And I’m his babydoll
I'm his favourite human but he saved them all
He's my personal saviour
He's my personal saviour
Jesus is my boyfriend
Jesus is my boyfriend
 
He's my personal saviour
He's my personal angel
My God thinks I’m smashing
He thinks I’m fine
My God takes me dashing cross the party line
 

 
I really hope there's a studio version of this in existence cause these lyrics are so crazy and the song is so spooky I'd love to see it fully fleshed out
 

He's Jesus Christ
And I’m his babydoll
I'm his favourite human but he saved them all
He's my personal saviour
He's my personal saviour
Jesus is my boyfriend
Jesus is my boyfriend
 
He's my personal saviour
He's my personal angel
My God thinks I’m smashing
He thinks I’m fine
My God takes me dashing cross the party line
 

 
I really hope there's a studio version of this in existence cause these lyrics are so crazy and the song is so spooky I'd love to see it fully fleshed out
 

He's Jesus Christ
And I’m his babydoll
I'm his favourite human but he saved them all
He's my personal saviour
He's my personal saviour
Jesus is my boyfriend
Jesus is my boyfriend
 
He's my personal saviour
He's my personal angel
My God thinks I’m smashing
He thinks I’m fine
My God takes me dashing cross the party line
 

 
I really hope there's a studio version of this in existence cause these lyrics are so crazy and the song is so spooky I'd love to see it fully fleshed out
 

Annyeong models!
Welcome to North Korea, the fashion capitol of North Korea.
 
Did you know North Korea is one of our biggest sponsors?  I’m so happy they allowed us to come over and host our finale in their country.
 
Pyongyang Fashion Week is coming up so it's time to prepare...
 
But!
Before we get to the finale we have one more challenge to do…
 
We started off bang and we're going to close with a bang. Your theme this week is "HAUTE COUTURE" 
 
You have 24 hours to submit your photo.
 
There will be NO special guest this week since this is your last challenge and who knows you best other than me? No one.
 
Excited to see what the final four comes up with.
Good luck!
-
Here is your updated portrait
 

 
Top Row:
RuPaul (@Paris Hilton), Mitski (@ultrabanisters)
Bottom Row:
Charli XCX (@bunoner), Anya Taylor-Joy (@jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
 

OPPALANCE! YOU... OWN... EVERYTHING!
 
As I step into the photoshoot set to give you all a HERstory lesson, I embody the essence of 18th-century French haute couture. This stunning gown pays homage to Rose Bertin, the trailblazer who dressed Donatella VERSACE 💜 Queen Marie Antoinette and introduced haute couture to France. The gold-embroidered bodice hugs my gorgina figure, while the dramatic puffed sleeves and flowing dress evoke the opulence of Versailles.
 
 
Adorned with pearls and sparkling jewels, I channel the regal elegance of the era. This look is a tribute to the origins of haute couture, from Bertin to Charles Frederick Worth, who revolutionized fashion and inspired legendary houses like Chanel and Dior. In this outfit, I am wearing a piece of history, exuding timeless luxury and sophistication.
 

The girls start freaking out and start dispersing, heading to their rooms to gather their belongings. An air of excitement and nervous anticipation fills the house as they zip up suitcases.
— What do you think we'll be doing there? asks Mitski as she folds her crusty panties into her suitcase.
 
— I don't know... Cleaning maybe? DUH, Modeling! Maybe a photoshoot at some historic sites? or Maybe pose with Kim Jong-un? Or maybe SERVE in the military in a Top Model way?? I guess Charli XCX will finally get drafted, RuPaul suggests in excitement, tossing her lice-filled synthetic wig into her luggage.
 

 
As the girls finish packing, a van arrives to take them to the airport. They pile in, buzzing with a mix of nerves and excitement. The journey to the airport is filled with chatter and laughter, but also moments of quiet reflection as they ponder the unique and possibly challenging experience ahead. At the airport, they board their flight, each girl lost in her thoughts as the plane takes off. Charli is the the toilet vaping, Anya is being mindful of why she was being invited to the section, RuPaul is knocked out after chugging a bottle of edibles, and Mitski is doing a protection spell for all the girls. They know that this adventure will be unlike any other, pushing them out of their comfort zones and into a world completely different from their own.
 
As they soar through the skies, the models look around at each other, feeling a sense of camaraderie. Whatever awaits them in North Korea, they are in it together, ready to face whatever challenges and surprises Lindsay has in store.
 
Touching down in Pyongyang, they step off the plane and are greeted by all the eliminated girls, who are waiting with a warm smile and an air of mystery.
Welcome to North Korea, ladies, said all the eliminated girls...
 

MORE UN-RU-LY BEHAVIOUR FROM RUPAUL!
 
during a bus tour of some of the cultural sites during their excursion, rupaul flashed his bare ass to the window, shocking passers by and killing a nun in the process. 'please, stop' the nun pleaded before dropping to the floor
 
footage of the incident:
 

 
ru did not seem bothered. mitski and anya seemed to find it amusing, whilst charli remained concerned for the nun on the roadside

Annyeong models!
Welcome to North Korea, the fashion capitol of North Korea.
 
Did you know North Korea is one of our biggest sponsors?  I’m so happy they allowed us to come over and host our finale in their country.
 
Pyongyang Fashion Week is coming up so it's time to prepare...
 
But!
Before we get to the finale we have one more challenge to do…
 
We started off bang and we're going to close with a bang. Your theme this week is "HAUTE COUTURE" 
 
You have 24 hours to submit your photo.
 
There will be NO special guest this week since this is your last challenge and who knows you best other than me? No one.
 
Excited to see what the final four comes up with.
Good luck!
-
Here is your updated portrait
 

 
Top Row:
RuPaul (@Paris Hilton), Mitski (@ultrabanisters)
Bottom Row:
Charli XCX (@bunoner), Anya Taylor-Joy (@jimmyjimmycocoapuff)