Pretty Dull

it's been Past the bushes cypress thriving for some months 

was just reading what she said ab Andromeda in her interview w Believer Magazine:
 
“True love in ‘Andromeda’ is kind of like this abstract thing to a woman who has accumulated a lot of negative experiences, and maybe not had a lot of support otherwise—which is kind of like me, navigating in a predominately male world for most of my twenties (…) There are a lot of wounds that a woman accumulates (…) That’s really hard to bring into a relationship—that is a total relationship killer. It’s a lot to ask somebody, of a man especially, to be like, can you please draw me out of my hardened shell and make me soft again? ‘Andromeda’ is a bit like that. The Greek myth is that she’s tied to a rock and she’s going to get ravaged by this sea monster and this guy has to come save her. There’s this hope to be saved, and it’s just a little too much to ask of people (…)”.
 

hits home
 

I feel like Neil has been the hint dropper this whole era....isn't rust dress from UV era? 
 
and UV is the last time we got a deluxe?
 
DELUXE ALBUM CONFIRMED! 
 
 

I managed to extract the untagged picture from the magazine PDF 
 

Love how she was dragged to hell and back for the mesh mask in 2020 and now she's the only celeb wearing a face mask in 2023

Here’s 10 reasons why Fingers Crossed should have made it into the album:
 
1. It would be the track that the album cover would be based on. It’s literally a fingers crossed portal. 
2. “When you aren’t around I sink into the ground.” - Death
3. “Honeysuckle and Fresh Meat” - Tunnel Vision
4. “Mushrooms Everywhere I’m Turning” - Faerie Soiree
5. “Covered in muck from the earth (Fingers Crossed) and the sea (Sirens)” - Venus
6. “You cleansed me like a waterfall” - Light Shower in response to “hey where’d the water go?” 
7. The entire song Spider Web is meant to go into fingers crossed. fingers crossed is suppose to be between leeches and Spider Web.
8. “They flocked to my fingers crossed” - Leeches
9. The seeds have been sprouting” - Pluto
10. “Dug out a hole, and sow, that’s where your body goes” - fingers crossed connects well with Death.
 
In conclusion, Fingers Crossed connects in theme and lyrics to over half the album and deserved to be included. 
 
While The Contortionist and Powder don’t connect thematically at all to any of the album (Though both of those songs are AMAZING). 

Who caressssss just listen to the damn music

AND THEY ALSO DELETED JUDAH FROM THE TRACJLIST WE WON

NL: https://platenzaak.nl/collections/lana-del-rey/products/did-you-know-that-theres-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-alternative-cover-2-explicit-2lp
BE: https://musicstation.be/collections/lana-del-rey/products/did-you-know-that-theres-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-alternative-cover-2-explicit-2lp
FR: https://shopfr.lanadelrey.com/products/did-you-know-that-there-s-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-double-vinyle-cover-alternative
CA: https://ca.shoplanadelrey.com/products/did-you-know-that-theres-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-d2c-explicit-cover-lp
 
NL shop confirmed: The product you receive will be uncensored.

i think it's censored for her webstore. the real product will probably be the uncensored pic and/or have a sticker over the bewb

THERES NO JUDAH SMITH INTERLUDE ON THE BOOB VARIANT’S TRACKLIST LMAOOOO
 
WE WON

JUDAH SMITH INTERLUDE GONE??? 

He's a HUGE country star who's album blocked Melanie's from #1 (he also blocked Miley and Lana). If Melanie released a month earlier she would have gotten #1. He's also racist and a MAGA, got exposed for yelling racial slurs while drunk. 

Can Morgan wallen croak already 

The way every girl listed is more successful than she is because they focus on the art rather than this petty shit

r/lanadelrey be like
 
"is this real??? i saw it on twitter yesterday 😍"

We should post the most unfunniest outdated Lana memes on there and see how many upvotes they get as an experiment 

when we can't take control over the subreddit so we have to make /r/lanaheads instead

going back to this because @past the bushes reminded me of it... i actually think it's pretty weird/disrespectful to randomly call a woman a "whore" or a similar term... even if they're just trying to be edgy or whatever... i just think it's a little gross
 
not to mention the sexual comment in the middle of the post that makes my skin crawl

forum wars we love to see it

The Lana subreddit kind of gives me vibes they are all like 12 year olds…the ‘I luv Larna Del RAY’s music xx’  Something going on over there…like they’re been eating lead paint. 

she truly was a WHAT?

This is one of my favorites I’m so glad I took a screenshot 

r/lanadelrey is the Facebook of Lana fan spaces, and that includes the actual Facebook fan spaces