Pretty Dull

@Elle's impact omfg x

i need ALL of the lizzy grant  of course i am always obsessed with lizzy grant but i'm ESPECIALLY obsessed at the moment so anything lizzy grant is going to make me SO happy  I AM READY FOR THE MACBOOK IMOVIE GARAGEBAND 2008 YOUTUBE MYSPACE NEW JERSEY DAVID KAHNE MAYBE WE COULD GO TO CONEY ISLAND BLUE RIBBON SPARKLER TRAILER HEAVEN BONANZA LANA DEL REY GIVE IT TO MEEEEE

We are now closer to the AKA re-release than ever before and I'M HERE FOR IT

When she starts using sparkle jump rope queen as her name and the tiktok girlies don't get tickets because they dont know, she is a genius

Bill Clinton announced his 1992 run for President in Little Rock. 31 years later, Elizabeth Grant will announce the re-release of her first studio album, AKA, featuring never heard before songs in the same city; and launch her “Sparkle Jump Rope Queen Stadium Tour”
 
Both events changed the trajectory of the world 

me, waiting for queen of the gas station (official music video) to pop up in my subscription box 

imagine if it's a new website that's reminiscent of her old myspace pages with kitschy and campy glittery gifs and 2000s internet aesthetics hosting a bunch of her old lizzy grant songs and all of the old homemade music videos     

The fact that we’re currently living in a possible Lizzy Grant revival is insane 

The way I just gave my whole life story away to some random website…😭

Yes. GATEKEEP
(sorry I’m having panic attacks thinking about my next shows)

i love it when she remembers parts of her pre-fame career, like my heart melted when she counted AKA as her first record… 
like obviously she remembers everything then and definitely more than us but i love it when she confirms it, like SPARKLEJUMPROPEQUEEN

Lana at her second peak, probably doing a smaller venue tour? Oh getting tickets is gonna be a bloodbath. 

When it’s Sparkle Jump Rope Queen Hotline and select fans get to facetime her while she sings Axl Rose Husband a capella 

ok id love if she just sent us selphies through iMessage instead of posting on insta  that's some real gatekeepy shit and I love it

not her using sparkle jump rope queen again LMAOOOO it makes me wonder if she's gonna release music under that as a stage name or something. it'd be pretty iconic. just do all the unreleased on bandcamp or something like that

#6 is so real

STARS ARE BLIND 😭😭😭

I just want music that serves cunt really. like, cunt classic. 

This shit gets recommended to me all the time, it has even like 3 million views 
The "men written by Lana Del Rey" concept is so cringe, it's as cringe as the "so Lana Del Rey vinyl aesthetic" concept.

this INFURIATED me even tho I know it shouldn’t 😭

I wonder if Waffle House is going to give her a day off since she has started recently. 

twitter just wants something to be angry about 🙄

I flew to Florence (Alabama)
With a waffle in my hand
i had to work
knew they wouldn’t understand 

Trust the twitter moral high horse brigade to transform a random lighthearted Lana moment into something to be mad at

Lmao my 3 friends who were former WaHo employees went crazy over this, and even inspired one of them to consider start working there again skfndk. Funnily enough, my friend brought up thinking about working there again about a month ago while she finishes her last year of law school, and I think this just sealed the deal for her. Serving waffles AND justice. Thank you Lana for always being an inspiration to us all