Pretty Dull

I heard Lexa pays her brother Chad $40 to feed her animals and her horse plant 
 

Do you think new singer Laina Del Ray scoops her cats litter boxes and picks up after her dogs herself? I just.... I couldn't imagine, I think she doesn't and I bet she pays someone to do it  how much do they get paid to do it? $9 an hour? 
 
 

Me finding about this thread for the first time

 

THIS IS SO FUNNY PLSS

I can't tell if this is worse than 'should Lana do porn'

this thread is a fever dream. 

wuttice dis hunny

I wish I hadn't read this (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Sometimes I discover these weird and dark corners of LB… 

https://whatculture.com/music/every-lana-del-rey-album-ranked-worst-to-best
 
Imagine having the audacity to put HM on the last place (excluding AKA because it's unreleased) and calling the album dull and claiming it has no progression while claiming the opposite for COCC and BB? I genuinely don't know what the critics see in her post NFR work. Okay, at least this article appreciates UV and BTD. 

He shitted on Fiona's Fetch The Bolt Cutters. I'm convinced he just hates woman. 

WHAT IF SOMEONE HAD ASSSSKED
PICASSO NOT TO BE SAAAAAAD

Another positive review from The Upcoming (UK) with 4/5.
What is up with these people and the "Lana Del Ray", is it hard to type 'REY'?
 
https://www.theupcoming.co.uk/2021/10/24/lana-del-ray-blue-banisters-album-review/

nikki been lurking around, she might not be featured in any song for Blue Banisters but she still make it to the album booklet. Not one- but 2 pages.
I love our highway queen energy. She did that just to spite y'all twinks 
 

Lana’s dad really put his whole Robussy into Sweet Carolina’s piano

Tired of people hearing but not listening. She didn't put Cherry Blossom on the record as some sort of filler, or just to revive an old song. Think about what the lyrics of the song mean when put side by side with 'Sweet Carolina'. Just devastating and amazing.

excuse me a bit for being sentimental here but ohmygod. the way cotcc was kinda like a resting period album, but having her connection to family sorta as a focus on the prev album, to her being able to better define her family and support system on BB. so so good. she's really grown from her new york hustler from BTD to BB. im shaking my head from how wholesome this all is it's so good. 

One thing that doesnt change is that lfl is her worst album 

i think the reddit leaker was confirmed to be a lanadelrey.fm mod lol
 
i wouldn't be surprised if she has leaked a few other things before, but i don't think she's leaked a lot of stuff
 
lana, if you're reading this, you could always leak the other aka homemade music videos & the david kahne outtakes

i hope it's produced by rick nowels, emile haynie, & mike dean

what color do y’all think the v- oh wait 

Okay so! In her Instagram live video, Lana was asked what made this record different from her others... she said there was one word / aspect woven into one of the songs which she has never spoken about before and that it pretty much explains everything... guys what is this? I was thinking maybe cherry blossom because I think it's about a miscarriage she had, and that's why she didn't put Fine China on the tracklist because they were both about the same thing but I'm not sure... what could possibly explain everything about her on blue bannisters that she hasn't spoken about before???

oh my god the vision. i would also incorporate yellow wallpaper to drive home the concept of descent into madness 

okay so more of the zodiac signs as BB songs 
 
Aries: Thunder cool, snarky and sarcastic nature mixed with the feelings of impatience and frustration; that friend who always says that they couldn't care less about something/someone but will still write a bitchy song about it
 
Taurus: Violets For Roses falling in love and the honeymoon phase with deep aspiration to build a life together and wanting to please your partner; at the end of the day refusing to change yourself and give up the things you love for the sake of others; adoration for simplicity; 
 
Gemini: If You Lie Down With Me having a huge crush filled with sweet and joyful things but also wanting to be independent and move on to new experiences; indecisive, complex nature and ability to understand many sides of things; some would say that seeing and understanding so many around them makes them fake but they hate pretending, that's just how they are
 
Cancer: Cherry Blossom promises of unconditional love; expressing your true feelings in wording that is pure, sweet and beautiful; possibly seems fake-deep to some but is really deep and poetic like that; needs to protect the ones close to them even if they're the ones who would need the protection 
 
Leo: Text Book need for love and validation and searching for it wherever you go; a fiery defender of those that are mistreated because they themselves can't stand getting mistreated; even though you could see your flaws you'd rather own up to them than change yourself
 
Virgo: Black Bathing Suit love is expressed in a "down to earth" way; flexible nature and interests with high standards, therefore even themselves hard time knowing what they want; self-righteous and self-loving to the point where one hates to make a decision because they're afraid something better could come along; keeps people away but needs closeness when they're afraid
 
Libra: Arcadia dreamy and romantic; somehow is always surrounded by all the beautiful and nice things and hates when it gets irrupted; dislikes realism and criticism; loves the idea of love and the concept of finding their own fairytale, even if it's searched in rather common things
 
Scorpio: Living Legend deep love and deep feelings, ride or die; mixture of melancholy and romance; paying attention to the details and the feelings of others; anxious nature and unable to decide whether to focus on the good or the bad; almost chaotic when trying to express themselves
 
Sagittarius: Nectar Of The Gods adventurous and fun, admiration towards the wild and unconventional; constantly chasing the ideal of being truly wild and free but ending up confused and lost; saying you're independent but kinda still always trying to prove something to the others that gets you exhausted
 
Capricorn: Dealer being successful at many things somewhat effortlessly and therefore having high expectations for others as well; not letting go of resentment when someone disappoints you; loves irony and sarcasm and hides behind it when hurt; thinks that no one can see their true feelings but everyone even a little bit close to them knows they are babies
 
Aquarius: Wildflower Wildfire difficulty in expressing emotions or dealing with them; switching up between insecurities and god-complex; trying to find peace by doing self-reflection; analytical towards themselves and the world; the mad scientist -type, honest, smart and witty
 
Pisces: Beautiful looking at the world or people with rose-coloured glasses; people thinking you're sad when you aren't; or maybe you are but still hate when people bring it up, especially when trying to be alone with your thoughts; some would say pretentious and whiny while some would say poetic and sensitive
 
 
 
 

THIS HAS TO BE MADE INTO AN EMOJI ON LB