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COCC is cumming in 12 days, how are we feeling ladies and gentle mints?
 

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in 11 days

Some of y'all need to be more careful, you are scaring people into not sharing any tea in the future

Does anyone ever read that last line and think about it like
 
 
And then have flashbacks to when she said her book would be $1 because her thoughts were priceless like

 
But your bank account says you paid 15 times that original amount for VBBOTG so you
 
 
And think about all the times she lied to our delusional asses like 

 
So you sit in front of your computer like a dumbass wondering why you're a fan like

 
But then you realize she always comes through with her music like...

 
...or is it just me? 

We said: 'Lana Rey, will you serve us some cocc?'
She said: 'No fam, I won't, it's 'bout time I show my glock"

We said: 'Lana Rey, will you serve us some cocc?'
She said: 'No fam, I won't, it's 'bout time I show my glock"

We said: 'Lana Rey, will you serve us some cocc?'
She said: 'No fam, I won't, it's 'bout time I show my glock"

We said: 'Lana Rey, will you serve us some cocc?'
She said: 'No fam, I won't, it's 'bout time I show my glock"

We said: 'Lana Rey, will you serve us some cocc?'
She said: 'No fam, I won't, it's 'bout time I show my glock"

i lOve yooouuuu 
butchew don't understand meeee
my LIFE is my poetreeeee
my lOOve making is my legaacyyyyyyy
my thoughts are about nOTHing 
 
AND BEAUTIFUL! 
 
AND FOR FREE! 

We said: 'Lana Rey, will you serve us some cocc?'
She said: 'No fam, I won't, it's 'bout time I show my glock"

We said: 'Lana Rey, will you serve us some cocc?'
She said: 'No fam, I won't, it's 'bout time I show my glock"

We said: 'Lana Rey, will you serve us some cocc?'
She said: 'No fam, I won't, it's 'bout time I show my glock"

The album WILL drop September 4th with the preorder dropping any day now. We don't need to manifest it, it'll happen.

I have nothing else to do, so I'm just gonna go ahead and believe that Chemtrails is coming on September 4th. Lana's version of a surprise release means no promotion / pre-order. The album will drop digitally at midnight on the 4th and a pre-order for physical copies will be made available the following week. Tulsa Jesus Freak will premiere alongside the album drop with sorm form of visual (directed by Charlie) and will be considered a single but not sent to radio or pushed by the label.
The album cover and tracklist won't be revealed until the album release, Lana will acknowledge the project on socials on release day and then forget the album exists and focus on her next poetry project.
As for Ed, he misworded what we said in that message to a fan. Claiming the album was not finished, he meant that the album had not been mastered or sent out to critics and therefore of course the review was fake. However, Lana has in fact finished recording and has finalised the artwork and tracklisting.
Anybody else wanna join me in my delusion?

waiting for the critics saying lana   copied Taylor’s release flow 

WAIT... why doesn't she hire us

I’m on Instagram, see who’s live - oh, it’s Cardi! 

is it possible to visit her and plant thoughts into her mind while astral projecting or something

i really don't care for the idea of putting unreleased songs onto an album unless they truly make it worth it with improved lyrics and new production like if she wants to keep putting songs that have already been leaked onto a record with new songs she might as well just go through with that leaked album she's been talking about for years

yes to heaven and fine china only get hyped because being unreleased gives them significance but if they were released alongside UV people would hardly care about them

Imagine Lana posted a video of her reading "Past the Bushes Cyprus Thriving" and at first we're all like Ugh not another poem, but then when she says "like a chemtrail" she stops and stares at the camera intensely and then the music starts to get super wild and it merges into the Chemtrails album trailer and blows all our minds. 

My brother is a graphic designer & page developer and he confirmed this cover is FAKE (if you zoom in the name there's a uneven amount of pixels) Some people on here are really desperate lol

sounds pretty amazing to me lmao
 
is graphic design your passion?