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So let me get this straight -
 

Camping outside a target barking at everyone who walks by so irked they cancelled my online order

the german store just told me my signed cd haven’t arrived their warehouse yet so it’s probably delayed too

22 hours and 39 minutes! 
(for North Americans, at least. Probably sooner for some of our other friends all over the world! 🌍⚡️) 

Omg this is the nicest thing I've ever read on here  So kind of you to do that for a fellow lipster! 

Alternative cover:
 

Lana entering her Stephen Colbert performance by crashing a John Deere through the walls and onto the stage

idk if it's just me but it won't embed right? i can't see it, it just says "view this post on instagram"

Already?! OMG

WE MOVED MY SIGNED CD SHIPPED
yesssss

Just received a shipping notification for the signed cd (french store) 

LUST FOR DEATH:
1. Hate
2. Appetite for Death
3. 13 Infernos
4. Strawberries
5. Black Ferrari
6. Pleasing Winter
7. Stranger Hate
8. In Your Apathy
9. Tomorrowland - Murder On My Mind
10. Devil Curse American - And All The Ugly Men Living In It
11. When the World Was At Peace, We Kept Standing
12. Ugly People, Ugly Problems
13. Tommorow Will Always Come
14. Glue-sniffing
15. Keep
16. Get Subjected

Originally posted on Reddit, with some changes.
 
Born to Live (Born to Die)

 
 
Purgatory (Paradise)

 
 
Mildpacificism (Ultraviolence)

 

 
 
Divorce (Honeymoon)

 
 
Desire for Death (Lust for Life)

 
 
Bird World* (Norman Fucking Rockwell!)

 
Note: Just thought Bird World is evil enough lol
 

 
 
Chemsex at the Trailer Park (Chemtrails Over the Country Club)

 

 
Red Escalator (Blue Banisters)

 
 
Did you know that I fucked your dad and gave him a child he actually loves
(Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd)

 

this entire situation is just a mess, we'll always find ourselves in the midst of chaos...
 

You guys I can't believe it but Lana smashed one of the Blue Banisters CDs at a Target and stabbed me in the neck with one of the shards 
I love her and everything but I almost bled to death.

Lanaboards convention upstate you heard it here first

tried to rank the songs and almost broke my brain

6 days until LDR9 title announcement. Time for a new thread babes 
 

Lana hacked LB

I KNEW IT WAS CHICKENS RUNNING BARE FEET

I have been listening to “If I Lie Down With You”, “Black Bathing Suit”, “Dealer” and “Thunder” nonstop. 
 
Lizzy really jumped out on IILDWY, and I’ve said this so many times but Dealer is really that bitch, that’s totally in my top 10 Lana songs tbh
 
also how can I forget Blue Banisters(song), the line “I said, ‘I’m scared of the Santa Clarita fires, I wish that it would rain’” is sung so beautifully gah, I can feel her soul in that line

lol tf happened 

what happened 

Omg we're back, what happened??