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OMG my coworker just sent me an invite to join a company presentation called “Arcadia” and this is a FUCKING SIGN OMG LANA IS COMINGGGG  
 

it's all coming together

me trying to comprehend this 

LDR & NIKKI LANE
Country at Heart
1. YEE HAW (intro)
2. Oklahoma sucks
3. making love to Cash and fucking to Dolly
4. country at heart
5. boom Like Texas
6. gramma
7. paradise is a hell colored flame sky
8. NIKKI (interlude)
9. Stoned at the Nail Salon
10. Back to Texas
11. ridin' horses down the south
12. Joanne - where do you think you're going?
13. LANE (interlude)
14. cornfields and cottage dreams

When isn't Lanaboards messy? 

the way i came back to 120+ new posts and it’s just y’all being messy again 

@YourGirl666 coming back with QFTLB PT 2 to end us all

We'll see who's right when we'll hear Cherry Blossom on the album I guess  Maybe the context will make the ppl appreciate it . But idk... Some of u said that TNBAR was terrible in NFR. This forum has some questionable tastes. That's all  The taste police is needed.

Bitch...poor Lentilus poured out his whole heart & you just blame the bad taste on him
I can't
someone give the lentil pls a hug
 

Lana, say something...

We sacraficed them to get news todayHopefully it works 

I can imagine the ppl coming here and thinking something like "wow. So much has happened here. Maybe some news finally? :D".
 
And then "OwO Oh... Cherry Blossom? The Sirens best album...? ok... Hmmm furry porn? Wha- Why are they fighting? WHAT WC WORSE THAN WHAT?  I NEED TO FIGHT TOO!"
And then mods coming next day "  Let's end them"
 
And btw it's YourGirl666's fault

The fighting is part of the manifestation. With the fighting we cause a lot of power & energy which will make its way into  the new album. We will get Dealer,  electric guitars & powerful  vocals 

anyway here's my album ranking since nobody asked 
 
1. NFR!
2. Ultraviolence
3. Honeymoon
4. Born To Die
5. COCC
6. Lust for Life
7. Paradise

Question for Lanaboards:
 
 Now that Jenny, Patty, Nikki, Chuck, John Deere, Jake, Tex and Mex have had number ones with songs about being blue, green, gray, wild, awkward, sweet etc - can I please go back to writing about Pink Geraniums, 6 Trips to the Moon, When You Wanna Dance My Heart Goes Boom Like That, Hey Lizzy, Little Sycamore Tree, You Roll Like Thunder - When You Come Crashing In, D is for Dealer, My Pussy Belongs to Jack or my dream Radiohead cover - or whatever I want -without being crucified or saying that I'm glamorizing bad tracklists??????
 
 Im fed up with unactractive mean twinks and Boom Like That haters saying that I glamorize lack of talent when in reality I'm just a glamorous person singing about the realities of what we're really getting on Blue Banisters, LDR9, LDR10, LDR11, LDR69 - acoustic stripped back stringless deep honest personal semi-acapella piano ballads with uninspired titles that will never match the power of masterpieces such as Unidentified Flying Bill, Crazy For You, Morricone, Piano Theme, Trans Am, Sugary Sweet, Dealer, Loved You Then and Now, Coconut and Key Lime Pie, Beach Boys, Boom Like That and Roll With Me .
 
 With all of the topics gays are finally allowed to explore I just want to say over the last 24 hours I think it's pathetic that my glamourous famous notorious dangerous creative exploration detailing my sometimes iconic or groundbreaking roles with my forum accounts has often made people say Ive set shitposting back hundreds of years.
 
 Let this be clear, I'm not not the bolt, the lightning, the thunder -but there has to be a place in Santa Clarita for wildfires who shine and bright like me - the kind of wildfires that light up the night with only their hotness and nothing but it - the kind of wildfires who are slated mercilessly for being their authentic, delicate and hot selves, the kind of wildfires who get their own flames and heat taken away from them by bluer balls or by penises who hate testicles.
 
Anyways none of this has anything to do about much but I'll be detailing some of my feelings in my next hundred tracklists (mostly the 69th one) with Niko and Topanga. And I'm sure there will be tinges of what I've been pondering in my new tracklist that comes out September 11th featuring the hit single Boom Like That (feat. the Twink Towers).
 
Thanks for reading
Happy quarantining
 
Edit: Btw thanks you all for the support and appreciation, I hope you all receive DMs with UFB.wav until next morning
 

Drinking an iced matcha latte ( homesde) so the vibes are right for Arcadia to drop. Everybody grab some matcha and let’s manifest this shit

You guys literally make all the shit she put us through bearable !
 
You are the funniest fan base ever !

This thread has covid 

"reliable analboards insider COCC revealed that Lana will post the tracklist today" -LDR fan accounts on Twitter

@Lentilus @ChaoticLipster trying to paint their banister
 

When you listen to BB daily and it lowers your blood pressure
 

 
 

i guess you could call it frenchbread
i was looking for the pizza i wanted bad...
and i thought i found it in new york
it seemed only appropriate they'd easily have my brand
 
and then there was issue of closures
i couldn't even go to the store or like, the pizza spot
and there you were on google maps
shimmering in all my hunger
you touched the detriment most of the other spots already had
 
YOU GOT A PEPPERONI
MY DADDY HAS ONE TOO
LETS TWERK FOR MUSHROOMS
ILL DO THAT DANCE FOR YOU
YOU KNOW IM A BAD GORL
IM KINDA WILD N FREE
MAYBE JUST FULFILLING MY HUNGER CAN SET ME FREE
and there we were screaming "my tongue matters" in the crowd with a mesh mask on in a pandemic that's just who i am
god i wish i could have my pizza
you could feed me during all my hunger
all the things i wanted on it
i screamed for toppings ohhh
i screamed for toppings 
 
cheese crust pizza keeps burning
with or without me...
cheese crust pizza keeps burning

i've been saying that!! white dress is a hell of a highlight in her carrer

This thread is evolving but like backwards lol