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I think there's also a lot of subtle humor in this album, it's reminiscent of the days of LFL and before.

just saw the jon batiste billboard thing
 candy necklace next single confirmed 

 

I think there's also a lot of subtle humor in this album, it's reminiscent of the days of LFL and before.

Grandfather Please Let The Light In While Standing With Your Fingertips On The Shoulders  Of My Father While He's Deep Sea Fishing With Jon Batiste For Fishtails In The Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd In Paris, Texas - Eating Sweet Pepper Flavored Tacos Out Of A Kintsugi Fixed Bowl With The Grants, Margaret & Juda Smith At The Taco Truck × VB × A&W 
 

i was trying to brighten the mood a bit 

I get so hyped every time I think about this album there really just is no artist like Lana, truly a once in a lifetime artist and definitely the artist of my lifetime. 

people dont understand the concept of looking but no touching

Seriously. Like what are you trying to gain by stealing a famous person’s car? Like “well I’m done stalking and threatening so now all I need is a getaway car to drive myself to the airport and move far away.  Yeah this is such a great plan, Man,  I’m a brilliant bloody genius!” Craziness. People  are fucking weird

UPDATE: i didn’t think lana was going to message back but she did.. 
 

Omg

ok so this is good right? i'm assuming this is good

THE lana del rey thanked me (and everyone else thanks to this thread because i wouldn’t have sent her the message if i hadn’t found out about this situation) and she sent me a heart 

yeah i’m assuming everything is okay for now!

she’s such a sweetheart 😭 glad it seems things have been sorted out

I’m scared
 
shes probably on here right now 
 
hi bestie  

Lana we love you and as wild and unhinged as we are about the new record nobody wants anything more than to make sure you’re alright. In our thoughts always, Pinky 

omg that's so sweet of her  I'm so glad to know that she knows about the situation and that she's safe too 

Honestly I think she snoops around more than we think. It’s only natural to want to peruse a public forum dedicated to you… Certainly not a negative thing but from a devil’s advocate POV people can be quite dismissive and rude about LDR’s music and/or posts on social media, so I could see her avoiding this site too. All in all my gut says she’s on here semi regularly and that’s okay bc the majority supports her and her art between all the fighting and the scat!!!

So glad she’s safe and that we could help her!  Thank you @cinnamongirI for messaging her, I only dared trying to reach her managers (and failing), and thank you @Elle, too!

Back cover of Evil Lana's upcoming LP finally revealed, along with the tracklist—
 

 
 

Alexa play "Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he's deep-sea fishing from the album Did you know that theres a tunner under ocean Blvd by Lana Del Rey"
 

Okay but this would actually be good and I would buy
Shell grit for birds works better for replacement ashes speaking from experience though

"If they ever found out what I did by the Taco Truck, I would absolutely be in prison" 

Grandfather Caught a Salmon But Forgot to Cook It, Now We Have Accidental Sushi (ok i'll stop)