Jeanne Dielman

OMG. The bangs! The bow! The "attending the Scammys' funeral" vibes! It's giving lush dark Nancy Sinatra as a rich snobbish cunt(r)y socialite widow. 

OMG. The bangs! The bow! The "attending the Scammys' funeral" vibes! It's giving lush dark Nancy Sinatra as a rich snobbish cunt(r)y socialite widow. 

OMG. The bangs! The bow! The "attending the Scammys' funeral" vibes! It's giving lush dark Nancy Sinatra as a rich snobbish cunt(r)y socialite widow. 

her feet look like claws oh baby

OMG. The bangs! The bow! The "attending the Scammys' funeral" vibes! It's giving lush dark Nancy Sinatra as a rich snobbish cunt(r)y socialite widow. 

This is the treaty of Versailles for Lana and Taylor nations 

The 2024 Grammys Week black dress trilogy…. I’m obsessed. 

CUS SHE DID

Oh them posing together is so cunty 

OMG. The bangs! The bow! The "attending the Scammys' funeral" vibes! It's giving lush dark Nancy Sinatra as a rich snobbish cunt(r)y socialite widow. 

OMG. The bangs! The bow! The "attending the Scammys' funeral" vibes! It's giving lush dark Nancy Sinatra as a rich snobbish cunt(r)y socialite widow. 

OMG. The bangs! The bow! The "attending the Scammys' funeral" vibes! It's giving lush dark Nancy Sinatra as a rich snobbish cunt(r)y socialite widow. 

she's staying home, cozy in her bed, cuddling up with her pets, and watching reality TV, and we love her for it

Is Lana even going to show up at this point??? Idk if I would if I were her...

Let’s just take a moment to remember that none of these ‘artists’ did this:
 
2006 playing in tiny bars with an acoustic guitar and then going home to her trailer park
 
2023 SELLING OUT STADIUMS
 
Our girl has battled immense trauma, abuse, addiction, mental health issues, constant bullying and misogyny from all sides, mostly all in the eyes of the media… and yet she’s done this. “I can turn blue into something beautiful”  

except for leonard cohen, he seemed pretty smart

Ocean Blvd is too personal, too diverse, too complex to win those conservative members over. It's one of the strangest and most idiosyncratic albums as it somehow manages to blend different genres into something wholly singular. Of course they'd pick the beige mediocrity of "the record" over it. They're so transparent and their dislike towards Lana is astonishingly obvious at this point. I mean, the Scammys almost always reward mediocrity over greatness so the results aren't particularly surprising, but what makes me truly mad is that they gave Best Alternative Performance to Paramore. A&W is the most acclaimed song of 2023, topping nearly every single important critics' list in the US. It's an undeniable achievement. It's the only song in that category that was literally nominated for SOTY! This is absolutely preposterous. She'll never be taken seriously by these flops. She's not "popular enough" to win the major categories; she's not "alternative" enough to win the smaller ones; hell, she'll probably submit "Lasso" in the country categories next year - assuming she does release that album -, and they will snub her AGAIN even if it's the most acclaimed album of the year, because she won't be considered "country" enough. She'll never win, and she shouldn't give any fucks anymore. They truly don't deserve her. 

I swear if she doesn't win something it's just a big fucking joke . Moving forward I hope she never gives the grammys future music for consideration ever again . She's shifted culture for over a decade now . Maybe they don't like that her music was mocking the ' American dream ' the whole time and they don't want to promote anything other than the " distraction propaganda " music . She said said it herself in Get Free . 

Little do the Grammys know that they’re putting an end to their little show

this is even worse than NFR tbh because that year she was only nominated for aoty/soty, two big and tough categories. this year however she was also nominated for 2 alt categories – like come on. it really seemed like she had a chance. boygenius are clearly grammy darlings for some reason but…paramore winning over a&w? why? i feel like that was so random; who knew that they were even still making music? that was probably the worst snub. 

lana will be #1 trending topic on twitter, ocean blvd will be a bigger hit and all the magazines will hate on the grammy 

imagine the gag it would be if lana won song of the year without anyone expecting

let's focus and pay attention to real art and quality music of shallow, capitalist products masquerading as art