Billie

47:40 - Lana and sped up songs on TikTok
55:50 - Main Lana part
 
I'm still listening to it and will update if they talk about her again

Oh it’s over for Neil 
he doesn’t want to post the outtakes? We’ll just make our own

Is it just me or this new wave of fans are absolutely unbearable? Looking at the fandom as an outsider, I'd instantly drop the thought of getting into her music or interacting with the fans. 

The worst insider is @bunoner
He told me that Candy Necklace was originally called Diamond Necklace and that the original version is from 2012 and had different lyrics and was intended for the Gatsby soundtrack but then she decided to use Young and Beautiful instead because they liked it more or some shit and then he told me not to tell anyone but I'm telling everyone because he's annoying

In the four years that I have been active on this forum, I have literally never once read a single post of yours saying something remotely positive or kind about literally any producers she's been professionally involved with other than Jack (or any album of hers other than NFR, Chemtrails or Ocean Blvd. for that matter).
 
Speaking of simping, that's literally the only thing you do on here, simping on Jack Antonoff like your life depends on it and shit on everything else. 

The poem video? If yes, then no. @delrey.nation made it

wait she made that? 

Omg Terrence Loves You 
Honeymoon is alive and breathing 
 
 
she better adds a Honeymoon song to the tour setlist

does anybody else remember when @plastiscguy downloaded a .zip file and it completely broke their dad's computer 

One is for Bumble only

Welcome to LANALYSIS, where we get real unhealthy in our obsessions and absolutely revel in it.

This is a project I've been maintaining for a while now--Lana + Analysis...get it? The basic purpose is to relate every one of her songs (that's right, every last one of them) to her known and assumed relationships. Not a stone is left unturned. Privacy is violated. The fans rejoice. Mind you, it’s all pure speculation, but ~this is what makes us stans~

It’s pretty long but an interesting read, if I do say so myself. I hope you enjoy it in all it’s updated glory, and I will continue to update as new information is revealed and new songs come out. I will also be adding pictures, sources, etc. Stay tuned!

Let’s get started!



EARLY RELATIONSHIPS (1985 - ~2005)



LOCAL ROCKSTARS (~2005 - 2009)



YOU MADE ME NICE FOR A WHILE (2009 - 2011)



POST-BREAKTHROUGH (2011+)



IN THE LAND OF DISCREPANCIES



ADVANCED LANALYSIS



IN SUMMARY..

Lingering questions…
- Who the fuck is K?
- Who the fuck is Ray?
- Who the fuck is Bill? Is Bill really K? Does Bill matter at all?
- What significance do cars play? She mentions eight in total (white Corvette, white Pontiac, blue Chevy Nova/Chevrolet, Cadillac convertible, Mercedes, pickup truck, Lamborghini, Bugatti Veyron)
- When was she/who was she with in New York City and New Jersey? Ditto LA? Most mysterious and pressing, her time in the South?
- Did she have a fling with Bradley Soileau?
- Did Chris C. matter enough to her for her to write songs about him?

Assumptions Made:
- Lana was a gogo dancer.
- K is a drug dealer/murderer, dead or on death row.
- Jimmy is her ex-fiancé, addicted to cocaine despite a Wikipedia page stressing how healthy he is, associated with Chevrolets.
- Much of Sirens is about completely different relationships.
- She fucked Bradley.
- Mike controlled her career but their relationship wasn’t associated with anything fucked up like drugs or stripping.


Thanks for reading! I crave both your feedback and theories! This remains a forum collaboration and I don't claim to have the final say on Lanalytical manners.

For the sake of believability, I'm always hunting receipts, and currently:
- The interview where she refers to "Yayo" as the prequel to "Video Games"
- The interview where she describes "Video Games" as dealing with mutual sobriety in a relationship--her and her partner both staying clean.
- The interview where she talks about meeting her boyfriend in rehab and being dazzled by his small-scale celebrity.

if Lana is going to continue doing piano ballads, I need Old Money/Terrence Loves You/Paris, Texas type ballads cause I’m going to be honest: it’s getting repetitive. I get that Lana is going for a piano type sound but we’ve been hearing piano ballads since Ultraviolence!! 
 
And if Lana wants to continue working with Jack, I honestly don’t mind that considering his production on Taylor’s Midnights was okay. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I wouldn’t mind a Midnights-type project by Lana produced by Jack 

if Lana is going to continue doing piano ballads, I need Old Money/Terrence Loves You/Paris, Texas type ballads cause I’m going to be honest: it’s getting repetitive. I get that Lana is going for a piano type sound but we’ve been hearing piano ballads since Ultraviolence!! 
 
And if Lana wants to continue working with Jack, I honestly don’t mind that considering his production on Taylor’s Midnights was okay. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I wouldn’t mind a Midnights-type project by Lana produced by Jack 

if Lana is going to continue doing piano ballads, I need Old Money/Terrence Loves You/Paris, Texas type ballads cause I’m going to be honest: it’s getting repetitive. I get that Lana is going for a piano type sound but we’ve been hearing piano ballads since Ultraviolence!! 
 
And if Lana wants to continue working with Jack, I honestly don’t mind that considering his production on Taylor’s Midnights was okay. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I wouldn’t mind a Midnights-type project by Lana produced by Jack 

if Lana is going to continue doing piano ballads, I need Old Money/Terrence Loves You/Paris, Texas type ballads cause I’m going to be honest: it’s getting repetitive. I get that Lana is going for a piano type sound but we’ve been hearing piano ballads since Ultraviolence!! 
 
And if Lana wants to continue working with Jack, I honestly don’t mind that considering his production on Taylor’s Midnights was okay. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I wouldn’t mind a Midnights-type project by Lana produced by Jack 

if Lana is going to continue doing piano ballads, I need Old Money/Terrence Loves You/Paris, Texas type ballads cause I’m going to be honest: it’s getting repetitive. I get that Lana is going for a piano type sound but we’ve been hearing piano ballads since Ultraviolence!! 
 
And if Lana wants to continue working with Jack, I honestly don’t mind that considering his production on Taylor’s Midnights was okay. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I wouldn’t mind a Midnights-type project by Lana produced by Jack 

if Lana is going to continue doing piano ballads, I need Old Money/Terrence Loves You/Paris, Texas type ballads cause I’m going to be honest: it’s getting repetitive. I get that Lana is going for a piano type sound but we’ve been hearing piano ballads since Ultraviolence!! 
 
And if Lana wants to continue working with Jack, I honestly don’t mind that considering his production on Taylor’s Midnights was okay. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I wouldn’t mind a Midnights-type project by Lana produced by Jack 

if Lana is going to continue doing piano ballads, I need Old Money/Terrence Loves You/Paris, Texas type ballads cause I’m going to be honest: it’s getting repetitive. I get that Lana is going for a piano type sound but we’ve been hearing piano ballads since Ultraviolence!! 
 
And if Lana wants to continue working with Jack, I honestly don’t mind that considering his production on Taylor’s Midnights was okay. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I wouldn’t mind a Midnights-type project by Lana produced by Jack 

just listened to it, won't do it again

Lana really set him up “alright Jon u take this and I’ll take candy necklace” knowing which one is better 

Lana lowkey ruined the song with that terrible filter that was put on her vocals... I don't think it's her worst song ever but it's nothing special. If someone said it was apart of the Hollywood Blvd / whatever the other song was called sessions I would believe them

ADDISON RAE IS COMING TO END 

ADDISON RAE IS COMING TO END