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Idk why but I just have a feeling the whole DNC thing was scrapped 
 
Its been almost a year since those Polaroid pics and the LDR village teasing that something would be coming from it soon
 
Even if it was once the album title, with how much Lana changes her mind I'd guess that its no longer a thing
 
 

Speaking of the D.N.C Polaroids 👀
Here is a photo collage i made last year

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Lana Del Rey Heardle #210
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It's getting more and more fake 

I have a wild theory:
I was in my daily Blue Banisters listen (cause I adore it and I'm still not over it) and every time I finish Arcadia I think about how iconic and weird is to follow up that song with The Trio Interlude... but this time I had a revelation. 
What if that was a sign for the things that are coming? Arcadia is the epitome of BB, a reflective piano ballad with tinges of anger and responses to criticism but The Trio is a sample from a soundtrack with added trap beats, something totally unrelated and kinda made just for fun... so I think it was her way of saying "I've talked my shit, now it's time to get wild" 
 
It then goes into BBS which also has a sample at the start and similar themes of anger and criticism but this time in a more experimental and chaotic way... just what I expect from LDR9 
 
And yeah maybe The Trio was just a way to tie together Arcadia and BBS but that theory is not that fun so let's ignore it 

It's getting more and more fake 

It's getting more and more fake 

It's getting more and more fake 

It's getting more and more fake 

Literally,  @honeybadger made a status thread literally describing the other day how many things are wrong with Lana's website right now. If they were going to be preparing for a new release they would at least fix ONE of the many broken things on that site right now first before adding new content. 

The gorls searching for random LA suburbs on Google Maps and making fake albums 

yeah no random twink made this at 3 am 

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It's getting more and more fake 

i guess it's about time i throw a little album concept together. i'm no professional, but it was fun! 
front cover:
back cover:
 

There's no way she will tour next summer. Someone who was at the Nikki Lane show said Lana seemed extremely shy on stage, and that was a tiny show compared to her normal audience size. It sounds like her stage fright is back after not touring for years. That doesn't mean she will never tour again but in 7 months simply doesn't sound realistic. She has to start with smaller one-off shows again.

Single, or at least announcement next month and no tour sounds a lot more realistic than the other way around  At least that's what I've been predicting for months.