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when it's born to die 10th anniversary vinyl a year late and it has no new tracks but the vinyl is blue

The surprise is actually the final version of Axl in all its trailer park glory with an accompanying documentary featuring unseen footage of Lana in her early years talking about the making of her magnum opus AKA Lizzy Grant! You heard it here first

“I’m personally very happy” makes me think some people either won’t be happy or won’t care. 
 
I’m convinced it’s not a Dua/Lana collab. Why would he react like that? Not even just the excitement but why would his reaction centre around Lana.. like he’s a Dua fan over anything else. 
 
I’m thinking something like .. she’s being honoured at some kind of award show, she’s getting a documentary, something named after her. Like if they changed the name of California to “Lanafornia” that would be shocking AND exciting. I’m on board for that 

boz: not new music project
kintsugi: new music

I think like 85% of Lana's songs are sad but in different kinds of ways- like I would group Disco and Yayo together bc they're both a "desperate" and "lost" kind of sad. Terrence Loves You, Old Money, and Is This Happiness are a kind of "wistful" sad. Cruel World, Pretty When You Cry, and Noir are more "bitter" and "angry" sad. There's probably like a million more categories of ""sad"" her songs can be grouped into but I can't think of anymore rn haha.
 
but to actually answer the question, I think Yayo feels the heaviest and saddest

At midnight, a double music video for Peppers and Taco Truck x VB will drop on Youtube, triggering the woke crowd for her 'cultural appropriation' and the conservative crowd for 'overt displays of sexuality' and the entire internet will erupt in conversation, it will be the first video to reach 10 billion views in 5 days and Miley's people will be so distraught they will pull her album from shelves and remove it from streaming and delay the release for June 1st. Lana will be in her lane because their interest really made stacks for her.
Manifesting

reason 436 why kintsugi is insider #1

In true Lana fashion, ofc she's announcing new music even before the new album is out. 

I recently caught up with an old friend and we were talking about our favourite artists and when I mentioned lana he said "isn't she like, really far right-wing?"
where the fuck do people get this idea????? I questioned his culture

The clear answer is he just wants to make sure he will still be relevant to Lana fans by then

I can help you 

Same, I never get tired of any of her songs. I'm glad I have no temptation for snippets though 

OBVIOUSLY FINE CHINA
but ig she doesn't wanna absolutely annihilate the earth's population with that masterpiece

me rn trying to transcribe the songs so when the album leaks you guys can read along with the songs:
 

 
i don't even think lana herself knows what she's saying all the time  
 

i totally agree, it kinda ruins everything, looking back the whole Rosemead Baby thing was kinda disrespectful, sort of turning these personal songs with heavy topics for Lana into a joke, also playing around with these songs like a toy idk it feels wrong to me, besides the obvious childish behaviour and power complex of insiders and leakers who thrive on teasing stuff they shouldn't even have in the first place, idk maybe we should really stop and wait for the 24th

this leaker bitch is making us suffer so bad 
I’m studying law you little bitch… you’re going to pay every moral damage you’re doing to me and to us. and if God exists and is kind, he’ll put you in hell listening to new Lana songs only till the middle of it and you’re going to be like that forever you little hoe

where do I apply to be the insider of the next era? I promise to make things right

i'd love for her to explore atmospheric metal some time. i don't see her doing a full album in that style, but a ten minute track with heavy reverb guitars would be nice. 

Words I hope I never see again...
Rosemead  Insider  Snippet 

i would do anything for the psychedelic rock of cruel world and shades of cool to make a comeback

not the fake insider talking about the thread being draining 

guys i know this is like impossible because i’m sure lana would never return to this kind of sound again, BUT imagine if one of the songs in the album were hard rock, similar to her live performances with the rich whores? i would kill for lana to make another rock album, but maybe that’s just the metalhead in me. i just love her heavy guitar driven music.
 
anyone else absolutely adore lana’s current style, but would still love some harder, angrier music?

This what was said about the song in the interview
 

We’re entering that special time when I start to get irrationally angry at people who have the album already. It was cute back in January to get insider info but at this point … flames on the side of my face, I swear.