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Me too! Was it Greek wedding style? Frisbee style? Shotput? When they make the biopic about the first twenty years of Lana's career, to celebrate her winning the Nobel Prize for everything, I wonder how they'll show this?

I think about that plate thing at least once a week and try to imagine the situation how she was throwing them lol

waitttt why he clocked her like that 

https://www.tiktok.com/@thewinterofmylife/video/7289640877910183200
Oh Pete…

Just thought of how funny it was, that not even 10 minutes later after sharing tea, she posted her on the bike that Pete quit over LOL

That is the most chaotic caption 
 
I love when she’s messy and spills the tea, as long as she’s messy for a brief time and then moves on. When she gets messy and stays messy that’s when I worry 
 
her being sick (and cured by her psychic ) really makes sense though. That, on top of the mic issues, really had to have set her back. Hopefully week two she’s feeling better! 

We’ve known she’s a bit woo woo i personally just choose to ignore it 

get over it 

This is amazing lol. Really recontextualizes her whole performance.

No, that was Will Whitney, a drum tech. This is Peter Abbott, her longtime tour production manager who she threw plates at in Dallas 2015 lol x

"Tessa DiPietro spent two hours lifting that cough remotely through her body intuitive skills"  Ong she is just so

and then she posts the official lasso announcement with pre-orders, variants and it's actually not called lasso 

Next week it’s going to be the same caption except she thanks the pastor for showing up to perform his interlude, and the medium for clearing the blockages in her pussy before the show 

I saw the lenght of the post and I thought it was a QFTC pt 2 ft C0urtn3y L0v3 

No but Tessa healed her two hours before the show. I just was not prepared to read that as one of the first things in the morning

I’m OBSESSED with this caption omg it’s quintessential Lana… 
 
the random beautiful imagery thrown in there between the thank yous and callouts… until I became a shimmering swimming pool… changing my hair to the color of the desert like I wanted.. her life is her poetry fr
 
the part abt them practicing in a cold warehouse lmao after all this time she still loves to act like she’s a struggling indie artist 

He took his time then! 

The saint brigid’s cross in the background omg😭😭

Maybe Pete quit cause he was tired of working for someone who threw plates at him 

The casual mention of Tessa lifting her laryngitis remotely took me OUT, that was amazing. 
 
I kind of love when she gets real/messy like this and just gives it to us straight. I’m sure there’s a lot that went into his decision, but Pete departing just a month out is wild, and definitely explains some of the stuff we saw on Weekend 1. But damn, am I even more impressed with Lana, her dancers, the team as a whole, and with her ability to adapt. Big shout out to Emily, like I can’t even imagine the stress she was under the past 37+ days, and the final product was incredible. 
 
edit: Byron’s comment on that post is so sweet. I love their working relationship!

Courtney is definitely one of those people that it feels like walking on eggshells to talk to

when Lana removes Dance Till We Die off streaming as a silent payback

If someone wants to drop Heart Shaped Box into my hands maybe it might leak accidentally on purpose I don't know cos fuck this bitch
And the fact that it's a cover would make it even funnier

Courtney once replied to me on IG and said that she would never collab with Lana because they were friends and it'd be weird
So can we have that collab now ladies

Country Roads is such a harmless cover, why did it bother her so much