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Literally NO ONE asked for Camila to be a guest…can the guest be 2012 Million Dollar Man Lana???

Best case scenario with Camila possibly being a guest is that they’ll also bring out Playboi Carti to do I Luv It, and then A$AP comes out to do Summer Bummer w Lana & Playboi lol. I’m admittedly not the biggest Camila fan however x

I just know her mic is still going to have problems <3

I just know her mic is still going to have problems <3

I just know her mic is still going to have problems <3

I just know her mic is still going to have problems <3

I just know her mic is still going to have problems <3

I just know her mic is still going to have problems <3

I just know her mic is still going to have problems <3

I just know her mic is still going to have problems <3

I just know her mic is still going to have problems <3

I just know her mic is still going to have problems <3

excited to do this all over again, see you all in 7 ish hours 

when the guest is Azealia singing Venice Bitch while Lana sings 212 

I’m keeping my thoughts on Taylor swift to myself omg 
 
i cross my fingers for Abel or Rocky 

I wonder if Taylor will sing a song from the new album or if she’ll make Lana sing cruel summer or something 

Taylor is known for her details in giving hints, and her post about “friday” schedule contained a pic of her with lana and Jack, so her being one of the guests is very possible 

While this is true I highly doubt she’d soundcheck SOTB of all things, a song which isn’t even hers to begin with if she wasn’t planning to sing it

I need FJM, Taylor and The Weeknd, honestly

Who cares, Lana is a Chappell Roan fan  she liked this Instagram video
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C51E-IltYkF/?igsh=b2p1ZnFnamdubmFv

The way she managed to (1) praise a clairvoyant for "remotely" curing her laryngitis with the power of ~just vibes~, (2) clock the tea on her beef with her tour manager who quit because she got 10 motorbikes for free, (3) thank every other person on her team, and (4) casually drop a serve of a selfie, all in a single post, needs to be studied. This is why I will forever be a fan.

I highly doubt this would happen, except maybe in a parallel universe... but given that TayTay went to Coachella last weekend as a spectator, that leaves this weekend open for her to be a special guest. Having TayTay as a special guest, arguably the biggest female star in America rn, on the day she drops her new album would be massive! And I could totally see them duetting Snow on the Beach live for the first time. Could be a huge boost for our girl, Lana, and a punch in the face to Courtney Love after her interview this week lol

Of course this is me talking out my ass and being delusional.

can tessa dipietro give me a fatter ass with her body intuitive skills ??

The casual mention of Tessa lifting her laryngitis remotely took me OUT, that was amazing. 
 
I kind of love when she gets real/messy like this and just gives it to us straight. I’m sure there’s a lot that went into his decision, but Pete departing just a month out is wild, and definitely explains some of the stuff we saw on Weekend 1. But damn, am I even more impressed with Lana, her dancers, the team as a whole, and with her ability to adapt. Big shout out to Emily, like I can’t even imagine the stress she was under the past 37+ days, and the final product was incredible. 
 
edit: Byron’s comment on that post is so sweet. I love their working relationship!

having a new female tour manager could change a lot, so let's see how this influences her upcoming shows (for the good )