the greatest bitch

Only if you also have laryngitis 

Only if you also have laryngitis 

Only if you also have laryngitis 

Only if you also have laryngitis 

Only if you also have laryngitis 

channeling her rn to clear my pussy chakras 

The fact Lana didn't vape even once for the whole show supports the assertion that she hadn't been well.

can tessa dipietro give me a fatter ass with her body intuitive skills ??

Fishtail & Peppers
Back to tha Basics & TV in Black and White
Pink Champagne & Madly
Fine China & Pawn Shop Blues
Summer Bummer & Groupie Love

“ Judah + Chelsea 🤮 “
 
I corrected the caption for her 😇

having a new female tour manager could change a lot, so let's see how this influences her upcoming shows (for the good )

"Tessa DiPietro spent two hours lifting that cough remotely through her body intuitive skills"  Ong she is just so

Sorry I know I'm so late but I just saw the Kintsugi set design and I'm having emotions about it
 
my roman empire is waiting for the almost impossible chance that she sings it live

Tbh I'm impressed that she asked Tessa to cure her cough instead of praying with Judah or whatever

No but Tessa healed her two hours before the show. I just was not prepared to read that as one of the first things in the morning

We’ve known she’s a bit woo woo i personally just choose to ignore it 

Not y'all yassing her dissing someone from her production team in front of her lunatic fanbase, while completely ignoring that she is literally thanking two homophobic/ mysoginic bigots in the caption.
 
No matter what went on behind the scenes -  this is not a power move.

I can't remember who, but someone here in the big show thread pointed out the 'Kintsugi' reference. The tiles were the type of Easter Egg that is just fun to put in a set, even if nobody knows about it.

the way no one had any idea about the tiles or any of that shit

Fkn DECEASED at that caption
The only thing that would make it better would be if it was in a typewriter font on one of the slides

Lana edited to thank Judah and his wife 

“Pete quit for no reason after 15 years because he was butt hurt that I got 10 comped bikes for free from Wally and randomly decided he was more of a stage designer than a tour manager...”
 
This sounds like Pete wanted real bikes (ride mv) but this Wally guy stepped on his toes about it. The electric bikes she used do feel like product placement so it makes sense they were comped. 

Honestly had a feeling something was going on during Coachella and I think we all picked up on that 

Lmfaoooo