Speed Driving Coconuts

With this conversation about a potential name change, idk I'm still traumatized by how things are turning out once Marina dropped "and the Diamonds". I feel like Slayyyter works just fine. In fact, I think she can keep it even if she ends up going mainstream someday somehow. We've had artists with more ridiculous stage names anyway (looking at you Marshmello). 
 
In terms of who would benefit the most from a name change, I think Ayesha should do it. I feel like Ayesha Erotica, while cunt, might prevent her from potentially getting some more PG-friendly opportunities in the future. In fact, it might even be a factor as to why some labels might not sign her. I don't see that issue with Slayyyter's stage name. 

I feel like the issue with singer-songwriters doing poetry books is that they sometimes forget how much the music can mask some of the faultiness that their actual lyrics have. Without the music behind it, the words need to stand by themselves on their own. I feel like Marina's gonna encounter the same problem based on what I've seen so far.
 
In all fairness though, showing your poetry to the world is quite emotionally taxing. Poems tend to be the most exposing type of written media imo, so for her to expose nearly 300 poems of hers to the general public is kinda commendable in a way. 

I feel like the issue with singer-songwriters doing poetry books is that they sometimes forget how much the music can mask some of the faultiness that their actual lyrics have. Without the music behind it, the words need to stand by themselves on their own. I feel like Marina's gonna encounter the same problem based on what I've seen so far.
 
In all fairness though, showing your poetry to the world is quite emotionally taxing. Poems tend to be the most exposing type of written media imo, so for her to expose nearly 300 poems of hers to the general public is kinda commendable in a way. 

I feel like the issue with singer-songwriters doing poetry books is that they sometimes forget how much the music can mask some of the faultiness that their actual lyrics have. Without the music behind it, the words need to stand by themselves on their own. I feel like Marina's gonna encounter the same problem based on what I've seen so far.
 
In all fairness though, showing your poetry to the world is quite emotionally taxing. Poems tend to be the most exposing type of written media imo, so for her to expose nearly 300 poems of hers to the general public is kinda commendable in a way. 

I feel like the issue with singer-songwriters doing poetry books is that they sometimes forget how much the music can mask some of the faultiness that their actual lyrics have. Without the music behind it, the words need to stand by themselves on their own. I feel like Marina's gonna encounter the same problem based on what I've seen so far.
 
In all fairness though, showing your poetry to the world is quite emotionally taxing. Poems tend to be the most exposing type of written media imo, so for her to expose nearly 300 poems of hers to the general public is kinda commendable in a way. 

I feel like the issue with singer-songwriters doing poetry books is that they sometimes forget how much the music can mask some of the faultiness that their actual lyrics have. Without the music behind it, the words need to stand by themselves on their own. I feel like Marina's gonna encounter the same problem based on what I've seen so far.
 
In all fairness though, showing your poetry to the world is quite emotionally taxing. Poems tend to be the most exposing type of written media imo, so for her to expose nearly 300 poems of hers to the general public is kinda commendable in a way. 

I feel like the issue with singer-songwriters doing poetry books is that they sometimes forget how much the music can mask some of the faultiness that their actual lyrics have. Without the music behind it, the words need to stand by themselves on their own. I feel like Marina's gonna encounter the same problem based on what I've seen so far.
 
In all fairness though, showing your poetry to the world is quite emotionally taxing. Poems tend to be the most exposing type of written media imo, so for her to expose nearly 300 poems of hers to the general public is kinda commendable in a way. 

With this conversation about a potential name change, idk I'm still traumatized by how things are turning out once Marina dropped "and the Diamonds". I feel like Slayyyter works just fine. In fact, I think she can keep it even if she ends up going mainstream someday somehow. We've had artists with more ridiculous stage names anyway (looking at you Marshmello). 
 
In terms of who would benefit the most from a name change, I think Ayesha should do it. I feel like Ayesha Erotica, while cunt, might prevent her from potentially getting some more PG-friendly opportunities in the future. In fact, it might even be a factor as to why some labels might not sign her. I don't see that issue with Slayyyter's stage name. 

I feel like the issue with singer-songwriters doing poetry books is that they sometimes forget how much the music can mask some of the faultiness that their actual lyrics have. Without the music behind it, the words need to stand by themselves on their own. I feel like Marina's gonna encounter the same problem based on what I've seen so far.
 
In all fairness though, showing your poetry to the world is quite emotionally taxing. Poems tend to be the most exposing type of written media imo, so for her to expose nearly 300 poems of hers to the general public is kinda commendable in a way. 

With this conversation about a potential name change, idk I'm still traumatized by how things are turning out once Marina dropped "and the Diamonds". I feel like Slayyyter works just fine. In fact, I think she can keep it even if she ends up going mainstream someday somehow. We've had artists with more ridiculous stage names anyway (looking at you Marshmello). 
 
In terms of who would benefit the most from a name change, I think Ayesha should do it. I feel like Ayesha Erotica, while cunt, might prevent her from potentially getting some more PG-friendly opportunities in the future. In fact, it might even be a factor as to why some labels might not sign her. I don't see that issue with Slayyyter's stage name. 

All songs teased last night:
 
- Tropical / All 4 U (?)
- Future Is Calling (?)
- Keep It
- Danny (?)
- Hazy 
- Dark Part of Your Heart  
- 105
- Gimme Sex / Sex Education (?)
- The Drugs Don't Work

You just know SOPHIE would have so much fun producing / remixing / being around this record. Miss her daily!

I would have liked to see more of Charli & Addison during 2 die 4 but that’s my only complaint

Hate for this is so forced people are so annoying 
 
at least a pop star is trying different things. I love it 

I love the song & I knew it would eat. Not a fan of the Carti verse but we’ll probably get a solo version soon anyway. It’s a total certified bop & the MV is cool. I don’t even listen to canola but she ate 

possibly the worst song i’ve ever heard but also a major serve for a big pop girlie to release such garbage im obsessed 

I dragged her a few weeks ago for her lack of artistic identity/plagiarising ways, and it's all still true, but the obnoxious dog piling she's been receiving is making me root for her. This girl farts and every annoying hyperpop gay on Twitter rushes for the mic. Rise up, Plagiariser! I believe in you.

it was an EP as far as i know. it had tracks like Exaholic on it i think.

actually pretty world was just an early concept of glory with "space theme"..I mean yes she recorded a bunch of songs at that time but i don't believe it was a whole finished album or EP.. this is the process of creating. one concept that has flowed into another..

I have no idea how real Britney's alleged "Pretty World" album is, but I like to imagine a timeline where she released that as a short EP pre-Glory just as a way for her to dip her toes into a cutesy/hyperpop sound. 
 
As for the artwork, I want her to be on a pink helicopter overlooking a pink city. Kinda XCX-world inspired combined with Gag City. 
 
Pretty World's Imagined Tracklist:
1. When I Rule the World (featuring SOPHIE) [originally from Liz]
2. Pretty Girls (featuring Iggy Azalea)
3. Mine [originally from Slayyyter]
4. Ooh La La [originally a soundtrack song]
5. Girl Like Me [originally from Slayyyter]
 
 

I have no idea how real Britney's alleged "Pretty World" album is, but I like to imagine a timeline where she released that as a short EP pre-Glory just as a way for her to dip her toes into a cutesy/hyperpop sound. 
 
As for the artwork, I want her to be on a pink helicopter overlooking a pink city. Kinda XCX-world inspired combined with Gag City. 
 
Pretty World's Imagined Tracklist:
1. When I Rule the World (featuring SOPHIE) [originally from Liz]
2. Pretty Girls (featuring Iggy Azalea)
3. Mine [originally from Slayyyter]
4. Ooh La La [originally a soundtrack song]
5. Girl Like Me [originally from Slayyyter]
 
 

really curious about the rollout for this album, in both the L+F and ADIAML era she said she wanted to just ‘drop singles whenever’ so now she’s essentially free to work to her own schedule I wonder what we’ll get. (an album or a series of unrelated songs)

The other Spotify profiles are ran by twinks who steal and reupload her music. Her official Spotify right now is the one with a Tweety photo. 

No Charli album cycle is complete without one. She just cant help herself. 

This is exactly it. She is right about what she said but not in relation to her album cover. Her album cover is being criticized not because of some misogynistic agenda of wanting to see her face or body. It's being criticized because it looks like shit a 5 year old can do on Paint. It's devoid of effort, taste, or style and I just hate it that she's going for the virtue signal route just because she's obviously taking it seriously that some people think her album cover is a joke. 
 
If she really did that album cover with the intention of it looking trashy and low effort, then let it be. It's quite clear she thought she did something great with the album cover concept and since people are very divided about it she's kinda throwing a fit. Then again, that's just an average Charli album cycle. I'm sure the music in the album will sound great, but that album cover is atrocious and that's that.