Bambi Lies

COCC found dead in a ditch 

HER FUCKING VOCALS 
 

BB SO BEAUTIFUL

these are her strongest singles since ultraviolence methinks...

Textbook literally sounds like a UV leftover but in the best way possible. The drums, the synths, guitar etc. Ya'll say you don't want old Lana back but look at how Textbook is the LB fave already and I wonder why 

I'M STILL LISTENING TO BLUE BANISTERS AND I'M CRYING

COCC BURIED WITH JUST ONE SONG. BLUE BANISTERS RIGHTS.

The amount of Patti theories we're all gonna talk about when the hype is over...whew 

BLUE BANISTERS IS SO BEAUTIFUL OMG THE ATMOSPHERE

Plzzz the covers are such bad quality there’s about 8 pixels in them 

WOW SHE REALLY DID PAT DIRTY OH

even those tumblr 2013 edits where they add some random fellow alt artist with lana so it looks like they hangout are better than the chemtrails cover
examples:

this was scary 

Jack after doing another 16 piano ballads 
 
 

I made a cover

It was fake nm.
 
But it will come true no doubt.
The cover won’t be that good

I am 99% genuinely terrified that she is going to end up dead or institutionalized from overwork and the stress of reacting to mean things said about her on the internet. 
I am 1% selfishly thrilled because COCC era, while lovely, seemed to be about finding a nice guy and settling down in suburbia, whereas I love edgy, chaotic Lana. 
 
And I am picturing WTF a tracklist of revenge about claims her "career is built on cultural appropriation and glamorizing domestic abuse" would be:
 
1. "I Hate You, Patty"
2. "I Hate The Media"
3. "He Hit Me And I Fucking Loved It, Fuck You"
4. "Dealer"
 
...with a picture of her in a Native American headdress for the cover.

One more hour until three new songs or a lot of disappointment   
 

Not someone having an interview and someone fired in the span of 5 minutes, when one job begins one comes undone 

me reading 100 pages to see what i missed

 
but it's all just crackheadery 

The meltdoen if nothing happens

JUST CUT THE GRASS BITCHES BUT I'M HERE !
 

I'M IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH MY BLACK WITCH CAT AND HE'S TELLING ME THAT HE SEES THE FUTURE AND WE WILL BE GETTING THE SONGS TODAY UGH YESSSSSSS