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Tbh, I’d be surprised if she’s not invited considering the successful year she’s had. 

Some popular Met Gala insider/update pages, including theofficialgala on Instagram and 21metgala on X, have stated that Lana Del Rey has been invited to the upcoming Met Gala, taking place on May 6th, 2024 at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City.
Lana has previously attended the Met Gala in 2012 & 2018.
Note that the official guest list has not yet been released and as for now this is only rumoured, and Lana receiving and invite doesn’t necessarily mean she will choose to attend

While i like a lot of these ideas, i really wouldn’t want to see any trap influenced songs or a Quavo feature. On another album, yes. But on the country album i feel like it should stay closer to the source material. Country rap is bad. Like really bad. It’s like a novelty genre. When i think of country rap i think of that fucking Florida Georgia Line song. It’s tacky and annoying at best and downright abysmal at worst. For an album entitled Lasso thats dedicated to country i would hope it does the style justice and doesn’t come off as a trendy mockery. Other styles like trap should have their moments to shine on other albums. But thats just me. Some people unironically want Lana to make a song like Old Town Road 

I had this dream last night where Lana announced that Lasso was scapped but she announced another album called "Loved You Then And Now'', an album full of wistfully romantic jazzy love songs, and it'd be out June 7th­. The only odd thing is that the album cover was @mssainttropez's pfp »The vinyl was really cool it was a royal blue LP.
 
If anything this is a sign I'm chronically online

Here Is A List What i want for ‚Lasso‘ 
 
General
1. An Album Trailer 
2. one song over 10 minutes (maybe something similar to thoroughfare by ethel cain)
3.1 An Double Album Disc 1 : ‚Lasso‘ (Completely new songs : no covers 15-17 Tracks)
                                       Disc 2 : ,The Lasso Vault‘ (Unreleased Songs - 15-17 Tracks)
3.2 —> 30 - 35 Tracks 
4. No Covers (even though i love her covers -> doin‘ time , for free (yes i love for free) etc. i think she should make an whole covers album)
5. An short film for the album (maybe a western movie - similar to once upon a time in the west)
 
Features 
⭐️ Ethel Cain 
⭐️ Lady Gaga
⭐️ Father John Misty
⭐️ Quavo
⭐️ Florence Welch 
 
Songs 
Disc 1 : Main Genre Obviously Country 
              1. 5-7 Songs 60‘s/70‘s County Songs
              2. 4-6 Songs Trap Influenced 
              3. 2-4 Songs produced by Ethel Cain and/or Kevin Parker
              4. Some unexpected songs 
Disc 2 : Fan-Favorite Unreleased Songs 
 
Promotion
Interviews : 73 Questions With [Lana Del Rey - Vouge] 
                     starting a series similar to ‚ Billie Eilish: Same Interview 
Music Videos : 3 High Quality Videos and 2 Homemade Videos
Television : Jimmy Fallon and SNL 
 
Thats It 
 
Edit: How Can I Add Pictures 

You’re so bonita for this

von dutch can still work as a lead to get the GP interested in the album - it seems to be the most radio friendly and makes sense to promote it still through remix etc

THIS is EXACTLY my theory… I said it on atrl and they were like “WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT” and i’m like…. you clearly don’t know her because this is exactly something she would do 😭

Since no one has proof most likely not. But also since we don’t have proof that doesn’t really mean we know for sure if she did or didn’t, that’s the answer. 
 
Something I would love is a timeline of her past jobs though
And I agree with others, lizzyology would prob know the most on that subject 

this reminds me when she said she slept with a lot of guys in the industry and no one could help her to get a good recording contract lol

and her lips were big because she would rub cayenne pepper on them

I'm sure this topic has been made before, and I'm not saying she really was a stripper, but why do some people always get so defensive or pissed when somebody suggests it as a possibility? It's really not impossible
 
Although songwriting isn't always autobiographical, she's sang about stripping in a bunch of songs, so this is an understandable discussion to have TBH

If she really was, so what then. This definitely shouldn't be a embarrassing thing though.  She has done many interesting things, like many other people in the world.
 
But what I definitely do know is that LanaBoards guest lurkers are going to browse this thread a lot because somehow the lurkers like to browse Lana threads related to her ass or sex work...

She also said her voice was breathy cause she fell out of a tree 

she lived in New York in 2001, right? I've heard of strip clubs "accidentally" hiring minors or hiring people with fake IDs.

well she lived in new york state, she moved to new york city in 2005
edit: that's a really good observation btw

no evidence of sex work besides one reddit post claiming she had a sugar daddy who spoke to the woman about her.

stripper… singer….trapeze artist…waitress…go-go dancer…gangsta… serial killer…married four times somehow in five countries… she’s had many occupations in her life. just take a look:

i feel like this is just the tip of the lana del rey job resume past work experience iceberg

i mean i dont have any evidence, but she's probably thought about it with the amount of times she's referenced it. she literally has a song called go-go dancer
she also kinda pretends to be one in some clips of the mermaid motel music video where its the hallway and she like slut dropping

lizzyologists would know about it

she never was but if she was she wouldve killed it pussy popping icon 
 

I think, like so much else in her early career, it was just a fantasy she liked working into her art. The only traces of a secret, salacious go-go dancer past are in the music and her videos, in which case she was also secretly Jackie Kennedy and the Black Dahlia 

that was an interesting rabbit hole to go down thanks!
it’s worth noting googling “starbucks israeli settlements” will show u some telling information and they are suing their union for releasing a pro palestine statement! it’s easy to not realise the censorship we encounter day to day. 
sorry if this is off topic
Lana Slays On Instagram 

Maybe she was just THIRSTY and didn't want to drink the sea water
I think that's perfectly reasonable and logical
It doesn't mean that she likes Ronald as a person