Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Rorman Nockwell 56,795]

Am i the only one who feels emotionally abused thinking about this era. Like legit

 

I honestly give up if she doesn't announce/say anything on her birthday. It's like ... our very best prediction so if we're wrong then there's no point trying to figure the bitch out any longer. 

 

[heroindealer 11,081]

Wrong, bitch! Cause am there!

Put absolutely no faith in me actually getting to speak to her for more than a minute tho.

if noodle boy is not there you have a chance to ask that beech about the release date

[salvatore 21,769]

On life support, yes

 

do you want to keep ur fucking knee caps or would you rather become a car dealership inflatable

[divebarsinger 2,715]

i see we have an infiltrator in the gig and the pressure is on 

[violets 11,896]

Somebody ask about this rumored collab with Miley and Ari

she would smile and walk away probably

[necessary sacrifice 8,865]

Someone ask about the poetry book instead. She might be more enthusiastic about answering that question since she’s been getting hounded about NFR nonstop. If the book is supposed to come first, it might still give us an estimated timeframe to work with.

[triangles19 2,455]

Someone ask about the poetry book instead. She might be more enthusiastic about answering that question since she’s been getting hounded about NFR nonstop. If the book is supposed to come first, it might still give us an estimated timeframe to work with.

She's been teasing nfr nonstop, i call it karma

[necessary sacrifice 8,865]

She's been teasing nfr nonstop, i call it karma

This isn’t about what you think she owes you. This is about what she’s more likely to answer. I think she’d be pleasantly surprised to get a question about the book in a sea of album demands. Why waste your question just to prove you’re more stubborn than she is? Do you want answers or not?

[GeminiLanaFan 49,065]

The album won't come out tomorrow for the good reason that she still has to put out the book first

It was the initial plan but who says she can’t change it if the book is taking longer than expected?

[electra 20,644]

I’ll ask about nfr if you genuinely keep me in ur thoughts and prayers for attempting to get barrier at one of the messiest ldr gigs of all time

[ilovetati 15,299]

I noticed the makeup counter at my town’s Bloomingdales was under-stocked today and I think it’s because of all of the Lana fans stocking up on clown makeup for tomorrow.

[Flowerbomb 65,594]

Anyways ask Lanz about the alboom xx

[ultrabanisters 45,318]

ladies you all said the same thing about norman rockwells birthday and look what happened

 

 

[Terrence Loves Me 72,747]

dont worry me and @@SlowGinFizzzz will grab lana by her hair and scream for the album in her ear when she comes over to take friendly pictures with us.. maybe that'll teach her

[SlowGinFizzzz 15,354]

dont worry me and @SlowGinFizzzz will grab lana by her hair and scream for the album in her ear when she comes over to take friendly pictures with us.. maybe that'll teach her

We gon' end this bitch ha whole career! 

[lernerderrey 2,415]

why didnt lanz pick a poet to compare this guy to? if his poems suck then how is he actin like a painter tf

[Nobody 21,566]

why didnt lanz pick a poet to compare this guy to? if his poems suck then how is he actin like a painter tf

 

Because he's colouring her blue 

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

Im so jealous of you bitches seeing her Saturday ughhh the power that that has

[Paris Hilton 9,873]

if you're going to see her on saturday and planning to be first row, plssss don't ask her: "sInG rAdiO", "cOla", "SaLvAtOrE"... ASK HER ABOUT NFR INFO OR TO SING SOMETHING FROM NFR. Do not waste that opportunity!

[Rorman Nockwell 56,795]

why didnt lanz pick a poet to compare this guy to? if his poems suck then how is he actin like a painter tf

 

A valid point was made.

if you're going to see her on saturday and planning to be first row, plssss don't ask her: "sInG rAdiO", "cOla", "SaLvAtOrE"... ASK HER ABOUT NFR INFO OR TO SING SOMETHING FROM NFR. Do not waste that opportunity!

 

Legit chant "Cinnamon" ... it's the easiest one to chant ... or "Norman Fucking Rockwell" ...