Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[UltraviolentJack 2,415]

Wow... my excitement completely ruined. Thanks for wasting a great promo opportunity again team Lana. Fuck off

[Psychedelic Pussy 28,868]

Ok I’m literally suicidal rn... if we don’t get an announcement abt NFR in the next 7 days I’m GONE sisters, it was nice knowing u all!

[Yennefer 1,055]

[domandapiano 11,597]

Everyone needs ta CALM DOWNNN.

 

WE STILL HAVE THE COUNTDOWN (probably for the dumdum Charlie’s Angels song)

AND WE WILL HAVE NFR BY THE TIME THIS BBC THING HAPPENS (unless she lied)

 

Honestly once I have the record I can move on and she can do whatever tf she wants. She could cover a friggin Meatloaf song and I wouldn’t care. I JUST WANT DA ALBOOM

[Cacciatore 19,346]

Me when I get my NFR merch in the mail 

[Beautiful Loser 46,004]

Ok I’m literally suicidal rn... if we don’t get an announcement abt NFR in the next 7 days I’m GONE sisters, it was nice knowing u all!

Please don’t joke like that.

[Flowerbomb 65,555]

I'm just mad they're still tryna push Doin' Time. It was a cute song back THEN but now? Now is NOT the time @ Lana's team.

[Psychedelic Pussy 28,868]

Please don’t joke like that.

I wish it was a joke

[WilshireBoulevard 5,419]

they really are gonna try to milk doin time arent they? after hearing about her art department calling for sublime tour van for a video (most def for doin time) and now doing it for live lounge which wont even be out until sept? out of all things ldr you wanna milk you gotta do it to this huh

 

Was this confirmed as true or could it just be yet another twink lying for internet clout for supposed inside info?

 

Also I really can't see her covering Ariana's songs, their voices are just so different imo!

[School Kid Dreams 353]

I'm just mad they're still tryna push Doin' Time. It was a cute song back THEN but now? Now is NOT the time @ Lana's team.

It came out whilst I was vacationing in Italy so was perfect for the weather there but now I’m in Australia and it’s freezing so the song just bothers me / reminds me of better days lol

[Psychedelic Pussy 28,868]

Ok sigh I am kidding, Miss Lana Del Rey is not the root source of my existential dread but thanks @@Clampigirl I love u

[SweetHenny 14,467]

Clowns: She will drop NFR on March 29

Lana:*keeps silent*

Clowns: It will be a surprise release for sure

*March 29 comes and goes*

Clowns: Oh well but she will definately release it before summer, we can feel it

Lana:*keeps silent*

Clowns: DOIN' TIME IS A SINGLE FROM NFR IT'S COMING

Lana: Hope you like the cover

Clowns: VOGUE ITALY WILL HAVE AN INTERVIEW AND THE RELEASE DATE OF NFR

Lana: Hope you like the new poems printed in Vogue Italy

Clowns: BBC LIVE LOUNGE IS PROMO FOR NFR CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR CINNAMON LIVE

Lana: I want to sing Doin' time and another random cover

 

How much more can we take?! How much?! 

[pin up galore 17,841]

at least she’s wearing graphic liner again

[Beautiful Loser 46,004]

Wait. No one said it’s Doin’ Time?

[Wynwood 19,966]

if the album comes out in august i dont give a fuck about a bbc performance, i already got the songs

 

 

if this interview was premiering sooner, itd be a different story

[Roll With me 5,640]

Clowns: She will drop NFR on March 29

Lana:*keeps silent*

Clowns: It will be a surprise release for sure

*March 29 comes and goes*

Clowns: Oh well but she will definately release it before summer, we can feel it

Lana:*keeps silent*

Clowns: DOIN' TIME IS A SINGLE FROM NFR IT'S COMING

Lana: Hope you like the cover

Clowns: VOGUE ITALY WILL HAVE AN INTERVIEW AND THE RELEASE DATE OF NFR

Lana: Hope you like the new poems printed in Vogue Italy

Clowns: BBC LIVE LOUNGE IS PROMO FOR NFR CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR CINNAMON LIVE

Lana: I want to sing Doin' time and another random cover

 

How much more can we take?! How much?! 

 

Let's not forget the Gucci campaign. We really thought they'd use it for her own promo... I-

[Beautiful Loser 46,004]

Ok sigh I am kidding, Miss Lana Del Rey is not the root source of my existential dread but thanks @Clampigirl I love u

Hugs. <3

[violets 11,893]

Wait. No one said it’s Doin’ Time?

its best assumption though :/ a song we heard but isnt on the album? unless she scrapped one of the other 3 singles from the album but i doubt

[Beautiful Loser 46,004]

Let's not forget the Gucci campaign. We really thought they'd use it for her own promo... I-

I never thought that.

[Paris Hilton 8,973]

Norman Fucking Rockwell pre-release era summary:

 

Clowns: She will drop NFR on March 29

Lana:*keeps silent*

Clowns: It will be a surprise release for sure

*March 29 comes and goes*

Clowns: Oh well but she will definately release it before summer, we can feel it

Lana:*keeps silent*

Clowns: DOIN' TIME IS A SINGLE FROM NFR IT'S COMING

Lana: Hope you like the cover

Clowns: VOGUE ITALY WILL HAVE AN INTERVIEW AND THE RELEASE DATE OF NFR

Lana: Hope you like the new poems printed in Vogue Italy

Clowns: BBC LIVE LOUNGE IS PROMO FOR NFR CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR CINNAMON LIVE

Lana: I want to sing Doin' time and another random cover

 

How much more can we take?! How much?!