Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Super Movie 51,550]

When she reclaims "Lana Cult" and makes it the album name 

[YourGirl666 13,231]

6 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

can't wait for LDR8: Satan Rises in 2022, the chemtrails video was just her hinting at her transition into satanism, just wait for track 5, satan is my king (wild one rework)

I'm died 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,294]

2 minutes ago, Super Movie said:

When she reclaims "Lana Cult" and makes it the album name 

 

she betta save this name for her witchy magnum opus LDR9

[Furor Poeticus 16,246]

4 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

satan is my king (wild one rework)

I used to shake it for Him, shake it for Him

But I have a horned red hot daddy now

 

I'm wild, I'm free

No man can handle me

I write, I sin

Freedom's my love, Lucifer is my king

 

[honeybadger 40,619]

2 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

Gorl wat teehee

 

[honeybadger 40,619]

1 minute ago, PeroxidePrincess said:

I used to shake it for Him, shake it for Him

But I have a horned red hot daddy now

 

I'm wild, I'm free

No man can handle me

I write, I sin

Freedom's my love, Lucifer is my king

 

 

god bless satan's land

god bless his world at large

guiding these wheels of ours

right to the pits of hell

 

[clementines 9,868]

no but this need to be an emote 

Spoiler

 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,294]

lana: album out later later single out soonish

me:

 

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,609]

Lana when she scraps an entire record and starts from scratch weeks before her second release date

[Honeyyoung 17,090]

7 minutes ago, Super Movie said:

When she reclaims "Lana Cult" and makes it the album name 

no but imagine

HE NEVER CAME BACK IN MAY, BUT I CAME BITCH
          LDR
THE LANA CULT
OUT MAY 13TH

[Furor Poeticus 16,246]

LDR8 is titled Hellish Hot Forever : Red Are Pitchforks I Poke Sinners With

The Tracklist:

1. Red Banisters (Devil's Horns)

2. Tex&Mex - my hounds of hell (Kate Bush ain't sh!t)

3. Beast's Book

4. Red Thunder

5. Swimming with Nikki Lane (in lava)

666. Hellflower Hellfire

7. Behind the iron gates - insights from eternal perdition

8. Dealer

9. Black Mass

10. Straight like an angel (I didn't choose the gays, they chose me)

11. Mikey

12. A special place in hell for Jack Antonoff

13. Satan is my king

 

Edit: Super exclusive deluxe edition (only available for 666 after the pre-order has dropped):

14. I talk to Satan 

15. Breaking up the 10 commandments slowly

Edited July 5, 2021 by PeroxidePrincess

[sparklertrailerheaven 465]

i just realized that chemtrails (song) and thunder blend together so well you gotta check it out!!!

[honeybadger 40,619]

when her satanist magnum opus ldr8 contains a reworked version of jesus is my boyfriend retitled - baphomet is my boyfriend 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,294]

9 minutes ago, PeroxidePrincess said:

LDR8 is titled Hellish Hot Forever : Red Are Pitchforks I Poke Sinners With

The Tracklist:

1. Red Banisters (Devil's Horns)

2. Tex&Mex - my hounds of hell (Kate Bush ain't sh!t)

3. Beast's Book

4. Red Thunder

5. Swimming with Nikki Lane (in lava)

666. Hellflower Hellfire

7. Behind the iron gates - insights from eternal perdition

8. Dealer

9. Black Mass

10. Straight like an angel (I didn't choose the gays, they chose me)

11. Mikey

12. A special place in hell for Jack Antonoff

13. Satan is my king

 

how did you forget I talk to Satan? track 14

[YourGirl666 13,231]

Okay, so:

 

LdR 9

 

She changes from Lana Del Rey to The Lana Cult (Marina vibes)

 

Album title: God is dead, Satan lives: the year is one - and so are we 

 

Producers: Jack Antonoff

 

Genre: Acoustic Stripped Back Piano Bops

 

Album cover: period blood over pussy statue

 

Tracklist:

 

1. Welcome to the Lana Cult (feat. Lorde & Ari Aster)

2. God is Dead, Satan Lives - The Year is One and So Are We

3. Black Horns

4. Boom Like That - Beelzebub Theme

5. Contemplating Lucifer Under The Red Moonlight

6. I'm a Wild One - Satan's My King

7. Cherry Bloody

8. Drake is my Boyfriend (feat. Azealia Banks)

9. Burning a Bible 

10. Mary - Scared of Me

11. Dealer

12. Blood China and Cum Linen

13. Sunday Orgy

14. Hell - we'll be red hot forever

 

Deluxe Bonus Tracks:

 

15. Unidentified Flying Black Philip

16. Trump Bless America

 

Edit: Okay, I'm dying with these satanic tracklists lol

[Furor Poeticus 16,246]

4 minutes ago, prettywhenimhigh said:

 

how did you forget I talk to Satan? track 14

Chile lemme add it to the target exclusive deluxe edition available for 666 seconds once the preorder drops

[Make me your Dream Life 87,459]

. . . . achoo  

[DeluluKing 7,273]

4 hours ago, Lentilus said:

I just know @DeluluKing made multiple accounts for this. 

I have 10 accounts on LB  guess which. Ure still blocked btw.

[untilsunrise 526]

1 minute ago, Diamantes WILD said:

. . . . achoo  

Ive been having a shit day and this genuinely made me chuckle, thank you

[Furor Poeticus 16,246]

The cover fits the title Hellish Hot Forever very nicely methinks