Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[honeybadger 40,619]

someone inspect the source code of her website quick  we need something, anything... literally not even enough yet to theorize analyze or discuss

[NikoGo 60,679]

So serious question 

 

When do we really think it’ll be out?

when it was RCS I was hoping mid June/Early July, but now that she’s given a July date I feel like it’ll be closer to August/September 

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

Every time that she posts something, I ask myself: 

 

Is Lana a genius or a really sick person?

 

 

[lemonadetan 5,085]

ben and ed watching this mess 

[ChaoticLipster 24,592]

14 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

ben and ed are too busy painting dua's toenails to bother confirming anything

Planning another remix more like 

[Rust Dress 40,176]

3 minutes ago, lemonadetan said:

ben and ed watching this mess 

honestly they should force her to post the actual cover at this point. no preorder just the cover (and maybe the tracklist). just so everyone can shut up and stop saying weird stuff about her mental health over an edit

[AFFA 2,115]

The branding @Lustformoney came up with is iconic; let’s call the album blue balls from now on because it is exactly what it will be - just when we think it’s gonna c*m, she will delay it once more. she’s edging us guys, she wants us to have some sort of sex life, she’s actually being very considerate 

[honeymo0n 8,619]

1 hour ago, Elias943 said:

I always loved her original font and wondered why she abandoned it.
I made 3 quick covers as well in case that crazy b*tch indeed uses that instagram post as her cover 
Hope you like them 
 

Spoiler

1


2


3

 

I LOVE THESE!!

 

54 minutes ago, bluelikeyou said:

https://pitchfork.com/news/lana-del-rey-announces-new-album-blue-banisters/

not pitchfork saying there are two albums 

I think they're just as confused as we are (But tbh I still haven't let go of the thought that there are two albums coming...Or at least that RCS will be a single)

 

[details 17,153]

you see that's the kind of things people come up with when they say "i ain't paying for any designer, that shit is expensive! i can do it myself" 

[lemonadetan 5,085]

5 minutes ago, cinnamongirI said:

honestly they should force her to post the actual cover at this point. no preorder just the cover (and maybe the tracklist). just so everyone can shut up and stop saying weird stuff about her mental health over an edit

i think she doesn't have the album cover yet and this is just a placeholder hopefully

[Rust Dress 40,176]

polydor commented on the post it’s offical 

[bougainvillea 295]

Woke up to this mess/exciting news. These usually two go together these days. 

Any chance "Rock Candy Sweet" is the first single and Blue Banisters is the actual album? Just trying to make sense of all this... 

[ChaoticLipster 24,592]

4 minutes ago, cinnamongirI said:

polydor commented on the post it’s offical 

Didn’t they do that with Rock candy?

[ShadesOfFool 20,116]

Mike Dean tho??

[menslayer 18,826]

2 minutes ago, ChaoticLipster said:

Didn’t they do that with Rock candy?

No, Tap Management liked the RCS one

[Venice Peach 54,292]

There's no way that's the cover you are all being so over dramatic  if it was official she would have posted the tracklist too (and the date isn't real either) I guess it's just her way of announcing things (selfie edits and random dates)

[yayoop 4,601]

On 3/23/2021 at 2:21 PM, yayoop said:

Melancholia > Ultraviolence

Music to Watch Boys to > Honeymoon

Best American Record > Lust for Life

Bird World > Norman Fucking Rockwell

White Hot Forever > Chemtrails Over the Country Club

Rock Candy Sweet > __________
 

what do you think the real title will be   

 

Wow can I just say I called it

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,729]

i go to sleep at a normal hour ONE TIME and sleep fully and this bish changes the title the release date ( at least its iconic) and puts another picsart cover. I have to laugh

[Lentilus 25,718]

Just now, HillSongExHomoCantor said:

i go to sleep at a normal hour ONE TIME and sleep fully and this bish changes the title the release date ( at least its iconic) and puts another picsart cover. I have to laugh

Me all morning: 

[domandapiano 12,092]

Mike Dean commented “awesome”