Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,450]

37 minutes ago, Cloud Shrouded said:

Does anyone have any new album name theories or wild guesses 

Good God would be a great title 

@heroinmelodies came up with it 

 

Also would love " The Revenge Of Lana Del Rey " as a title

Edit: oop just saw someone else came up with that as well  

 

 

[NikoGo 61,498]

9 minutes ago, anwdelrey said:

Releasing without physical copies would be the biggest mistake of her career. 15k first week incoming and she’d never recover. 

i feel like after COTCC’s physical success, they know a large number of Lana’s fans will buy physicals, and it doesn’t really matter when the vinyls come out and how many varieties there are, they’ll sell. 
 

We better get LYTAN demos from the 3 albums it was going to be for, Yes To Heaven style. 
 

18 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

blackoutzone should spill the tea on the scrapped songs, their sound, even their titles... WE NEED TO SHAKE THE TABLE! 

 

he did say he would post fun facts after the albums out!! I’m sure there will be a lot of tea!

 

i can’t believe this is most likely going to be out in like 2 and a half weeks 

[Dark Angel 203,562]

2 minutes ago, bel air rose said:

I think this news is really exciting, we saw lana glowing last week in those pap photos and that hasn’t happened in a really long time. I take this sudden shift in sound as a new inspiration. I don’t wanna get my hopes up but after seeing her random serve i feel like we’re in for something fun 

 

manifesting these new album titles

 

wildfire 

the revenge of lana del rey 

lana del rey

buttered noodles on the veranda 

 

she even has the butter-colored sunglasses for the buttered noodles aesthetic  

 

[Cherry Blossom 21,670]

2 minutes ago, Pico Boulevard said:

Good God would be a great title 

@heroinmelodies came up with it 

 

Also would love " The Revenge Of Lana Del Rey " as a title 

 

 

imagine the trilogy of born to die, lfl and revenge of lana del rey

 

the reuse of a born to die working name and also using 4 political songs from lfl sessions 

 

[Venice Peach 54,376]

Maybe that picture of her looking up was in fact the album cover and that's why she deleted it... maybe that's when she submitted the renamed album 

[anwdelrey 9,272]

17 minutes ago, Marius said:

she doesn’t give a fuck though. 

I do. It would ruin her legacy. 

[DCooper 37,181]

1 minute ago, anwdelrey said:

I do. It would ruin her legacy. 

 

It really wouldn't at all.

 

9 minutes ago, bel air rose said:

buttered noodles on the veranda 

 

LMAO the serve this would be...

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1 minute ago, anwdelrey said:

I do. It would ruin her legacy. 

Interscope wouldn’t let her fail like that calm down 

[Furor Poeticus 16,396]

New title "Defenestrate The Bitch!" Bitch being a collective name for her critics 

[anwdelrey 9,272]

2 minutes ago, NewportBitch said:

Interscope wouldn’t let her fail like that calm down 

Does that label even think about her anymore? The US promotion for Chemtrails was non-existent. 

[Let the Light In 18,864]

2 hours ago, Deadly Nightshade said:

If she did scrap most of the old songs i hope that the new ones are more experimental production wise 

 

I bet she heard how people talk shit about Mike Dean's beats and she will fill the entire album with them.

 

 I would be happy.

[bel air rose 11,631]

7 minutes ago, anwdelrey said:

I do. It would ruin her legacy. 

this is so dramatic  if the album is good and hopefully we get a professional cover, who cares about first week sales? no one is gonna remember that 10 years later 

[dungdung 485]

3 hours ago, DLT said:

So I think it is kind of a logical assessment that this album is planned as a digital release only initially if we are able to possibly avoid delay. I’m not complaining but I find it so wild to think that the label is willing to give up physical sales for the first week. 

 

3 hours ago, Honeyyoung said:

that makes no sense, COTCC first week sales were carried by vinyls. they wouldn't make her release the album without the thing that sells the most

 

29 minutes ago, anwdelrey said:

Releasing without physical copies would be the biggest mistake of her career. 15k first week incoming and she’d never recover. 

 

its probably her plan to go more unnoticed (even if it means  flopping on the 1st week), if she gets a good sale like chemrails was then what was the point singing tired of the fame

[Make me your Dream Life 88,886]

so I had a dream that we got a music video and Lana was like sorta semi squatting/kneeling but like normal posed painting the bottom of her banisters and she stops and she looks to her right and sees her sisters and then cut frame to her and they're painting the walls across the stairs and can u imagine the gif value of that now I need to see that happen. they had rollers they were rolling them ahahahahahahaha oh and she was wearing a mint paint suit, with like a white overall pattern to them, like pockets etc. and was wearing like braided low pigtails is that what they're called? anyway and they were painting the banisters sage green. 

u know what that means? we're getting news soon mhm 

[Cherry Blossom 21,670]

3 minutes ago, bel air rose said:

this is so dramatic  if the album is good and hopefully we get a professional cover, who cares about first week sales? no one is gonna remember that 10 years later 

true actually. the only notable achievement lana has on billboard charts is born to die’s charting. everytime lana has released an album it’s gained relevance after because everybody loves a good album 

[dungdung 485]

2 hours ago, shady said:

 

Why is sister Lana posting stuff she would regret it a couple of weeks later? 

 I'm starting to feel like Lana is quite a shaky person for everything. Why not complete an album and reveal small snippets like a normal artis in the age of social media? 

 

I've been looking forward to the newest album by The Marias too and I can't help but compare how they handle the pre release era vs Lana. The small indie band sent their fans a piece of a puzzle of the albums artwork for fans to reveal it on social media, then they released a song, then its music video in May, than another song, then a teaser of the album, a pre order of the vinyl and now they're about to release it on streaming platforms in a day. Meanwhile Lana... whatever she's up to. 

 

you really are new huh? 

[WaitForLife 5,250]

New album title: "I'm better than those indie acts"

[anwdelrey 9,272]

Just now, Style said:

true actually. the only notable achievement lana has on billboard charts is born to die’s charting. everytime lana has released an album it’s gained relevance after because everybody loves a good album 

Lana’s albums have consistently sold well first week wym? Up until Chemtrails she sold 100k+. If an album debuts super low (for whatever reason) it’s unlikely that it’s going to randomly gain traction and be successful in the future.

[Evergreen 8,685]

5 minutes ago, TerrenceLovesHoneymoon said:

New album title: "I'm better than those indie acts"

More like "I'm better than that ONE particular person from New Zealand"

[DCooper 37,181]

1 minute ago, anwdelrey said:

Lana’s albums have consistently sold well first week wym? Up until Chemtrails she sold 100k+. If an album debuts super low (for whatever reason) it’s unlikely that it’s going to randomly gain traction and be successful in the future.

 

I don't think that applies to Lana. She's an icon with a huge fanbase around the world that will stick with her forever. If her label decides that they don't care about first week sales, the album will definitely make good money with physical sales down the line, especially if the music is good, which it always is.