Blue Banisters - Pre-Release Thread: OUT October 22nd, 2021

[OscarScheller 868]

I am the target in subject. It was NOT lana. It was Nikki Lane, swimming in the plastic pools.

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

It’s true, I was at target that day and Lana walked in, took a shit in isle 6 and started screaming “its ma day!” And when I asked her if I could have a picture with her she said “shut up fattie” and started break dancing. I was shaking in my boots and the authorities had to be called to remove her but when the cops got there she escaped via the toilet 

[Beautiful Loser 48,619]

The only thing I look forward to next week is Lana's release, but I'm 90% sure I won't be relaxed enough to fully enjoy it.

[YourGirl666 13,231]

Spoiler

BBS suddenly becoming everyone's favorite after the day 1 slander

Elvis knowing he's the best, hell yes

[OscarScheller 868]

3 minutes ago, CmonDownToFL said:

It’s true, I was at target that day and Lana walked in, took a shit in isle 6 and started screaming “its ma day!” And when I asked her if I could have a picture with her she said “shut up fattie” and started break dancing. I was shaking in my boots and the authorities had to be called to remove her but when the cops got there she escaped via the toilet 

I LOL'd IRL... That "it's ma day" video cracks me up every single time

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

[May 13,310]

idk why this just popped into my mind but did we ever find out wat happened to graham4anything ? id love to get his thots on this album . he was the true Living Legend of lanaboards (altho wasn’t he like 50 ? so he could be dead now . that’s why im asking tbh i hope he’s doing ok)

[YourGirl666 13,231]

2 minutes ago, CmonDownToFL said:

I heard for the girlies who are waiting till Friday lana is gonna gift us a cover of Miracle Aligner by tlsp for being so patient. Only for the fleas who waited till Friday tho 

 ldr_miracle_aligner_cover_nikki_lane_exclusive_only_for_the_pure_ones.zip being the only file on Nikki's iphone 2 as we talk

[Beautiful Loser 48,619]

1 minute ago, May said:

idk why this just popped into my mind but did we ever find out wat happened to graham4anything ? id love to get his thots on this album . he was the true Living Legend of lanaboards (altho wasn’t he like 50 ? so he could be dead now . that’s why im asking tbh i hope he’s doing ok)

I haven't seen him online for like two years, but I hope he's okay.

[Fingertips 72,034]

3 minutes ago, Clampigirl said:

I haven't seen him online for like two years, but I hope he's okay.

Thinking about all of the really great members who have stopped posting makes me sad. He was awesome 

[111 36,610]

6 hours ago, your dealer said:

I love when insiders think we care about their musical opinions. No love just leak something and do your job 

 

5 hours ago, gsf said:

@111 is there any surprise yet to come? Any video, performance, cool merch… anything we don’t know of and you might wanna tease us about? 

Comments like the one above you are why I don't care to answer questions or share stuff anymore lol (even if I don't know something). Still I shared a lot this year though 

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[Venice Peach 54,289]

The fact that we have these amazing new songs AND the 4 amazing singles AND some iconic unreleased tracks (specially Thunder) in the same album  her best I fear

 

[Dark But Just A Kenny 469]

Spoiler

Cherry Blossom could've been reworked with sax, strings and harp. Nectar Of The Gods could've been scrapped, it doesn't add anything in the record. Living Legend is perfect but I wish it was reworked too. Despite that, the record is impeccable. 

 

[rhubysyrup 4,500]

12 minutes ago, 111 said:

 

Comments like the one above you are why I don't care to answer questions or share stuff anymore lol (even if I don't know something). Still I shared a lot this year though 

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[rosemeadexclusivebbnewyorkcity 2,812]

tried to rank the songs and almost broke my brain

[Furor Poeticus 16,246]

You guys I can't believe it but Lana smashed one of the Blue Banisters CDs at a Target and stabbed me in the neck with one of the shards 

I love her and everything but I almost bled to death.

[Glitter Boy 16,543]

I can't believe how much I love this album - though I obviously knew I would. It's just so beautiful and stunning and talented and brilliant and spectacular etc.

I'll wait till the 22nd to give my *unrequested* review on the songs. Besides the The Trio interlude, I either like or love every other song.

[In My Feelings 985]

Ok I just cried listening to Beautiful (string version)  

[everymanhashiswish 884]

I'm so glad I never heard living legend when it leaked... slowly becoming a favourite

[x VB 12,507]

15 minutes ago, In My Feelings said:

Ok I just cried listening to Beautiful (string version)  

did it leak?