Random Lana Discussion Thread

[Ultraviolencequeen 2,513]

5 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

check out the thread for it, i think the entire interview was posted there  

Where??

[Surf Noir 189,547]

3 minutes ago, Ultraviolencequeen said:

Where??

 

 

[Lustrouslines 5,188]

The break for her is real. Chuck is now pregnant, Lana is in a serious and devoted relationship, this album wasn’t a 100% perfect decision for her to release, and then there are the notions of missing a life pre-fame. If anything, THIS is the most realistic time for a break from social media and from the bold name of Lana Del Rey. Wishing her well, this is only the beginning of the future that is gonna hold so much for her and for us.

[Marius 12,360]

1 minute ago, Lustrouslines said:

The break for her is real. Chuck is now pregnant, Lana is in a serious and devoted relationship, this album wasn’t a 100% perfect decision for her to release, and then there are the notions of missing a life pre-fame. If anything, THIS is the most realistic time for a break from social media and from the bold name of Lana Del Rey. Wishing her well, this is only the beginning of the future that is gonna hold so much for her and for us.

Totally agree. Maybe the album was rushed but I believe that it was meant to be released. She can focus on herself and the family now. And come back when she feels like it. 

[honeybadger 40,620]

she was actually planning on releasing LDR8 which is already conceptualized and produced by zach dawes after chemtrails, but chuck told her she was having a baby and it would mean the world if her name could be lana and now lana is planning on retiring from music hence the post i'll be gone for a while and she's taking a break, a break forever in fact, and is handing the name down to her future unborn niece and returning to being lizzy grant thus the activity on her lizzy grant facebook page. eventually lana's music career will be taken over by lana grant, who will assume the stage name of lana del rey AKA lana grant, and will only collaborate with chuck and charlie for visuals, and with jack antonoff who will be aging and deaf by that time in order to preserve lizzy's memory. lizzy however will decide she doesn't appreciate lana taking over her life and will sue her, creating a deep running divide in the family between chuck and lizzy as lizzy is now suing their family. eventually however in robert's final will he'll ask that they repair their relationship and in order to do so facilitate a legal name change for lana grant. chunk at first refuses but with the gentle pleas of lizzy, charlie, and the aging, weak moans of patty, chunk agrees and legally changes lana's name to nico. lizzy is distraught over the use of the name nico, but now takes back over the name lana del rey, and 27 years after the planned release of LDR8 with zach dawes, she releases her album alongside a deluxe version that includes 50 tracks she recorded in her time as lizzy. the album is  met with extremely divisive views but the lipsters who are still left all agree it's her best album yet and is a work of genius. she returns to tour in small venues, which sell out every night and are only filled with her most respectful and kind fans. she talks to them all and creates new friendships. 75 years later, she is posthumously awarded the pulitzer prize for the genius that is all of her work, in particular LDR8.

[littleredpartydress 48,858]

Just now, honeybadger said:

she was actually planning on releasing LDR8 which is already conceptualized and produced by zach dawes but chuck told her she was having a baby and it would mean the world if her name could be lana and now lana is planning on retiring from music handing the name down to her future unborn niece and returning to being lizzy grant thus the activity on her lizzy grant facebook page. eventually lana's music career will be taken over by lana grant, who will assume the stage name of lana del rey AKA lana grant, and will only collaborate with chuck and charlie for visuals, and with jack antonoff who will be aging and deaf by that time in order to preserve lizzy's memory. lizzy however will decide she doesn't appreciate lana taking over her life and will sue her, creating a deep running divide in the family between chuck and lizzy as lizzy is now suing their family. eventually however in robert's final will he'll ask that they repair their relationship and in order to do so facilitate a legal name change for lana grant. chunk at first refuses but with the gentle pleas of lizzy, charlie, and the aging, weak moans of patty, chunk agrees and legally changes lana's name to nico. lizzy is distraught over the use of the name nico, but now takes back over the name lana del rey, and 27 years after the planned release of LDR8 with zach dawes, she releases her album alongside a deluxe version that includes 50 tracks she recorded in her time as lizzy. the album is  met with extremely divisive views but the lipsters who are still left all agree it's her best album yet and is a work of genius. she returns to tour in small venues, which sell out every night and are only filled with her most respectful and kind fans. she talks to them all and creates new friendships. 75 years later, she is posthumously awarded the pulitzer prize for the genius that is all of her work, in particular LDR8.

[lizzyschemtrails 2,556]

1 minute ago, honeybadger said:

she was actually planning on releasing LDR8 which is already conceptualized and produced by zach dawes after chemtrails, but chuck told her she was having a baby and it would mean the world if her name could be lana and now lana is planning on retiring from music hence the post i'll be gone for a while and she's taking a break, a break forever in fact, and is handing the name down to her future unborn niece and returning to being lizzy grant thus the activity on her lizzy grant facebook page. eventually lana's music career will be taken over by lana grant, who will assume the stage name of lana del rey AKA lana grant, and will only collaborate with chuck and charlie for visuals, and with jack antonoff who will be aging and deaf by that time in order to preserve lizzy's memory. lizzy however will decide she doesn't appreciate lana taking over her life and will sue her, creating a deep running divide in the family between chuck and lizzy as lizzy is now suing their family. eventually however in robert's final will he'll ask that they repair their relationship and in order to do so facilitate a legal name change for lana grant. chunk at first refuses but with the gentle pleas of lizzy, charlie, and the aging, weak moans of patty, chunk agrees and legally changes lana's name to nico. lizzy is distraught over the use of the name nico, but now takes back over the name lana del rey, and 27 years after the planned release of LDR8 with zach dawes, she releases her album alongside a deluxe version that includes 50 tracks she recorded in her time as lizzy. the album is  met with extremely divisive views but the lipsters who are still left all agree it's her best album yet and is a work of genius. she returns to tour in small venues, which sell out every night and are only filled with her most respectful and kind fans. she talks to them all and creates new friendships. 75 years later, she is posthumously awarded the pulitzer prize for the genius that is all of her work, in particular LDR8.

This is the best post on this thread tbh

[prettywhenimhigh 48,507]

4 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

she was actually planning on releasing LDR8 which is already conceptualized and produced by zach dawes after chemtrails, but chuck told her she was having a baby and it would mean the world if her name could be lana and now lana is planning on retiring from music hence the post i'll be gone for a while and she's taking a break, a break forever in fact, and is handing the name down to her future unborn niece and returning to being lizzy grant thus the activity on her lizzy grant facebook page. eventually lana's music career will be taken over by lana grant, who will assume the stage name of lana del rey AKA lana grant, and will only collaborate with chuck and charlie for visuals, and with jack antonoff who will be aging and deaf by that time in order to preserve lizzy's memory. lizzy however will decide she doesn't appreciate lana taking over her life and will sue her, creating a deep running divide in the family between chuck and lizzy as lizzy is now suing their family. eventually however in robert's final will he'll ask that they repair their relationship and in order to do so facilitate a legal name change for lana grant. chunk at first refuses but with the gentle pleas of lizzy, charlie, and the aging, weak moans of patty, chunk agrees and legally changes lana's name to nico. lizzy is distraught over the use of the name nico, but now takes back over the name lana del rey, and 27 years after the planned release of LDR8 with zach dawes, she releases her album alongside a deluxe version that includes 50 tracks she recorded in her time as lizzy. the album is  met with extremely divisive views but the lipsters who are still left all agree it's her best album yet and is a work of genius. she returns to tour in small venues, which sell out every night and are only filled with her most respectful and kind fans. she talks to them all and creates new friendships. 75 years later, she is posthumously awarded the pulitzer prize for the genius that is all of her work, in particular LDR8.

 

brilliant 

[venicebitch 13,344]

5 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

she was actually planning on releasing LDR8 which is already conceptualized and produced by zach dawes after chemtrails, but chuck told her she was having a baby and it would mean the world if her name could be lana and now lana is planning on retiring from music hence the post i'll be gone for a while and she's taking a break, a break forever in fact, and is handing the name down to her future unborn niece and returning to being lizzy grant thus the activity on her lizzy grant facebook page. eventually lana's music career will be taken over by lana grant, who will assume the stage name of lana del rey AKA lana grant, and will only collaborate with chuck and charlie for visuals, and with jack antonoff who will be aging and deaf by that time in order to preserve lizzy's memory. lizzy however will decide she doesn't appreciate lana taking over her life and will sue her, creating a deep running divide in the family between chuck and lizzy as lizzy is now suing their family. eventually however in robert's final will he'll ask that they repair their relationship and in order to do so facilitate a legal name change for lana grant. chunk at first refuses but with the gentle pleas of lizzy, charlie, and the aging, weak moans of patty, chunk agrees and legally changes lana's name to nico. lizzy is distraught over the use of the name nico, but now takes back over the name lana del rey, and 27 years after the planned release of LDR8 with zach dawes, she releases her album alongside a deluxe version that includes 50 tracks she recorded in her time as lizzy. the album is  met with extremely divisive views but the lipsters who are still left all agree it's her best album yet and is a work of genius. she returns to tour in small venues, which sell out every night and are only filled with her most respectful and kind fans. she talks to them all and creates new friendships. 75 years later, she is posthumously awarded the pulitzer prize for the genius that is all of her work, in particular LDR8.

i love you

[Jared 3,128]

“Jack’s technical skill is off the charts musically, his chords are fantastic if you’re ever stuck for inspiration,” she continues. “On top of everything, he’s just genuinely hilarious which is really important. We have each other laughing a lot.” 

 

[wild caged animal 19,759]

6 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

she was actually planning on releasing LDR8 which is already conceptualized and produced by zach dawes after chemtrails, but chuck told her she was having a baby and it would mean the world if her name could be lana and now lana is planning on retiring from music hence the post i'll be gone for a while and she's taking a break, a break forever in fact, and is handing the name down to her future unborn niece and returning to being lizzy grant thus the activity on her lizzy grant facebook page. eventually lana's music career will be taken over by lana grant, who will assume the stage name of lana del rey AKA lana grant, and will only collaborate with chuck and charlie for visuals, and with jack antonoff who will be aging and deaf by that time in order to preserve lizzy's memory. lizzy however will decide she doesn't appreciate lana taking over her life and will sue her, creating a deep running divide in the family between chuck and lizzy as lizzy is now suing their family. eventually however in robert's final will he'll ask that they repair their relationship and in order to do so facilitate a legal name change for lana grant. chunk at first refuses but with the gentle pleas of lizzy, charlie, and the aging, weak moans of patty, chunk agrees and legally changes lana's name to nico. lizzy is distraught over the use of the name nico, but now takes back over the name lana del rey, and 27 years after the planned release of LDR8 with zach dawes, she releases her album alongside a deluxe version that includes 50 tracks she recorded in her time as lizzy. the album is  met with extremely divisive views but the lipsters who are still left all agree it's her best album yet and is a work of genius. she returns to tour in small venues, which sell out every night and are only filled with her most respectful and kind fans. she talks to them all and creates new friendships. 75 years later, she is posthumously awarded the pulitzer prize for the genius that is all of her work, in particular LDR8.

[peach perfume 710]

6 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

she was actually planning on releasing LDR8 which is already conceptualized and produced by zach dawes after chemtrails, but chuck told her she was having a baby and it would mean the world if her name could be lana and now lana is planning on retiring from music hence the post i'll be gone for a while and she's taking a break, a break forever in fact, and is handing the name down to her future unborn niece and returning to being lizzy grant thus the activity on her lizzy grant facebook page. eventually lana's music career will be taken over by lana grant, who will assume the stage name of lana del rey AKA lana grant, and will only collaborate with chuck and charlie for visuals, and with jack antonoff who will be aging and deaf by that time in order to preserve lizzy's memory. lizzy however will decide she doesn't appreciate lana taking over her life and will sue her, creating a deep running divide in the family between chuck and lizzy as lizzy is now suing their family. eventually however in robert's final will he'll ask that they repair their relationship and in order to do so facilitate a legal name change for lana grant. chunk at first refuses but with the gentle pleas of lizzy, charlie, and the aging, weak moans of patty, chunk agrees and legally changes lana's name to nico. lizzy is distraught over the use of the name nico, but now takes back over the name lana del rey, and 27 years after the planned release of LDR8 with zach dawes, she releases her album alongside a deluxe version that includes 50 tracks she recorded in her time as lizzy. the album is  met with extremely divisive views but the lipsters who are still left all agree it's her best album yet and is a work of genius. she returns to tour in small venues, which sell out every night and are only filled with her most respectful and kind fans. she talks to them all and creates new friendships. 75 years later, she is posthumously awarded the pulitzer prize for the genius that is all of her work, in particular LDR8.

this is brilliant 

[gasstationkween 5,422]

Spoiler

DBJAG ageing like a fine wine, I need an album with this gorgeous sound 

 

9 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

she was actually planning on releasing LDR8 which is already conceptualized and produced by zach dawes after chemtrails, but chuck told her she was having a baby and it would mean the world if her name could be lana and now lana is planning on retiring from music hence the post i'll be gone for a while and she's taking a break, a break forever in fact, and is handing the name down to her future unborn niece and returning to being lizzy grant thus the activity on her lizzy grant facebook page. eventually lana's music career will be taken over by lana grant, who will assume the stage name of lana del rey AKA lana grant, and will only collaborate with chuck and charlie for visuals, and with jack antonoff who will be aging and deaf by that time in order to preserve lizzy's memory. lizzy however will decide she doesn't appreciate lana taking over her life and will sue her, creating a deep running divide in the family between chuck and lizzy as lizzy is now suing their family. eventually however in robert's final will he'll ask that they repair their relationship and in order to do so facilitate a legal name change for lana grant. chunk at first refuses but with the gentle pleas of lizzy, charlie, and the aging, weak moans of patty, chunk agrees and legally changes lana's name to nico. lizzy is distraught over the use of the name nico, but now takes back over the name lana del rey, and 27 years after the planned release of LDR8 with zach dawes, she releases her album alongside a deluxe version that includes 50 tracks she recorded in her time as lizzy. the album is  met with extremely divisive views but the lipsters who are still left all agree it's her best album yet and is a work of genius. she returns to tour in small venues, which sell out every night and are only filled with her most respectful and kind fans. she talks to them all and creates new friendships. 75 years later, she is posthumously awarded the pulitzer prize for the genius that is all of her work, in particular LDR8.

Wow you’re so insightful ?

[Jared 3,128]

One of the most jaw-dropping moments on Chemtrails even caught its own creator by surprise. It came when Lana was in the studio and she heard Jack Antonoff “noodling” around on the piano. “I just stepped up to the microphone and started ad-libbing an entire song, which was only somewhat modified with layered vocals,” she recalls. “That only happens once in a while, and it also started off as kind of a joke [with] me not really knowing what I was saying or singing about.” The resulting song was christened White Dress.

 

[Ocean Boulevard 39,096]

Omg not a specific person on here changed their name....that's too much

Like someone needs to explain me how to put a user on ignore list 

Edit: Figured it out

 

That one fucking bitch is annoying the shit out of me lol....clearly a troll or someone  with an extremely unhealthy obsession with a certain producer 

[wild caged animal 19,759]

honeybadger - best new user 2021

[CinnamonGay 10,513]

Ban the J user.  

Pretty sure he has Jack's pictures all over  his room,bed, roof,car. ..

 

 

[Ocean Boulevard 39,096]

31 minutes ago, CinnamonGay said:

Ban the J user.  

Pretty sure he has Jack's pictures all over  his room,bed, roof,car. ..

 

 

 Yeees please....Idk what is going on but that little trash can is annoying the shit out of me...like they should go fuck themselve  while  starring at one of the thousands photos they have off Jack....

Always tried to be a nice member and I don't want to come off as rude but that J user is clearly a fucking troll 

 

Spoiler

Maybe I should chill but not today 

 

[anwdelrey 8,964]

Does her IG post mean she’s going MIA for release week? That would be so sad omg

[Ultra Violet 18,433]

Did anything ever come out of "If this is the end, I want a boyfriend?" Maybe it's poetry, not in a song?