Worst Lana Lyrics

[NamiraWilhelm 5,050]

Probably already slagged these off in here lel but I re-listened to them and it bugged me again

 

Terrence loves you; 

 

'i'd never dare change THEE'

 

lazy af. Maybe if you followed it with 'to what thou art not' it'd make a bit more sense. But using archaic language just because it rhymed and looks cool will never not suck. Use the language of the times. And if you have to really force a rhyme, just don't. I'd never dare change you to what you are not. There, that's fine. 

 

Ultraviolence

 

It's such a pretty song, but after the second verse it becomes unlistenable (just like she said) because all I hear is

 

'You used to do poison poison, like i was poison poison, coz i was filled with poison, poison poison poison'

 

Get thee some synonyms 

[californianfreak 3,484]

Probably already slagged these off in here lel but I re-listened to them and it bugged me again

 

Terrence loves you; 

 

'i'd never dare change THEE'

 

lazy af. Maybe if you followed it with 'to what thou art not' it'd make a bit more sense. But using archaic language just because it rhymed and looks cool will never not suck. Use the language of the times. And if you have to really force a rhyme, just don't. I'd never dare change you to what you are not. There, that's fine. 

 

Ultraviolence

 

It's such a pretty song, but after the second verse it becomes unlistenable (just like she said) because all I hear is

 

'You used to do poison poison, like i was poison poison, coz i was filled with poison, poison poison poison'

 

Get thee some synonyms 

 

 

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HATED THIS PART

[Doll Harlow 12,367]

Summer Bummer tbh. Still love the song though

[latothemoon 11,846]

Every Saturday night I get dressed up to ride for you, baby
Cruising down the street on Hollywood and Vine for you, baby
I drive fast, wind in my hair, I push you to the limits 'cause I just don't care
You ask me where I been?
I've been everywhere
I don't wanna be no where but here
(Come on, tell me boy)

I've got a burning desire for you, baby
I've got a burning desire
(Come on, tell me boy)
I've got a burning desire for you, baby
I've got a burning desire
(Come on, tell me boy)

I drive fast, wind in my hair, I push you to the limits 'cause I just don't care
I've got a burning desire for you, baby
I've got a burning desire

Every Saturday night I seem to come alive for you, baby
Santa Monica, I'm racing in the lights for you, baby
I drive fast, radio blares, have to touch myself to pretend you're there
Your hands were on my hips, your name is on my lips
Over over again, like my only prayer
(Come on, tell me boy)

I've got a burning desire for you, baby
I've got a burning desire
(Come on, tell me boy)
I've got a burning desire for you, baby
I've got a burning desire
(Come on, tell me boy)

I drive fast, wind in my hair, I push you to the limits 'cause I just don't care
I've got a burning desire for you, baby
I've got a burning desire

I'm driving fast, flash, everyone knows it
I'm trying to get to you, baby
I'm feeling scared and you know it

I'm driving fast, flash, everyone knows it
I'm trying to get to you, baby
I'm feeling scared and you know it

I'm driving fast, flash, everyone knows it
I'm trying to get to you, baby
I'm feeling scared and you know it

I'm driving fast, flash, everyone knows it
I'm trying to get to you, baby
I'm feeling scared and you know it

I've got a burning desire for you, baby
I've got a burning desire
(Come on, tell me boy)
I've got a burning desire for you, baby
I've got a burning desire
(Come on, tell me boy)

I drive fast, wind in my hair, I push you to the limits 'cause I just don't care
I've got a burning desire for you, baby
I've got a burning desireyou, baby
(I've got a burning desire)

 

I can't believe you twinks pretend that Burning Desire isn't one of her worst and most boring songs recorded um she's literally just saying "I've got a burning desire for you baby" and being horny for 4 minutes straight but anyways! 

[WildMustang 14,761]

Every Saturday night I get dressed up to ride for you, baby

Cruising down the street on Hollywood and Vine for you, baby

I drive fast, wind in my hair, I push you to the limits 'cause I just don't care

You ask me where I been?

I've been everywhere

I don't wanna be no where but here

(Come on, tell me boy)

 

I've got a burning desire for you, baby

I've got a burning desire

(Come on, tell me boy)

I've got a burning desire for you, baby

I've got a burning desire

(Come on, tell me boy)

 

I drive fast, wind in my hair, I push you to the limits 'cause I just don't care

I've got a burning desire for you, baby

I've got a burning desire

 

Every Saturday night I seem to come alive for you, baby

Santa Monica, I'm racing in the lights for you, baby

I drive fast, radio blares, have to touch myself to pretend you're there

Your hands were on my hips, your name is on my lips

Over over again, like my only prayer

(Come on, tell me boy)

 

I've got a burning desire for you, baby

I've got a burning desire

(Come on, tell me boy)

I've got a burning desire for you, baby

I've got a burning desire

(Come on, tell me boy)

 

I drive fast, wind in my hair, I push you to the limits 'cause I just don't care

I've got a burning desire for you, baby

I've got a burning desire

 

I'm driving fast, flash, everyone knows it

I'm trying to get to you, baby

I'm feeling scared and you know it

 

I'm driving fast, flash, everyone knows it

I'm trying to get to you, baby

I'm feeling scared and you know it

 

I'm driving fast, flash, everyone knows it

I'm trying to get to you, baby

I'm feeling scared and you know it

 

I'm driving fast, flash, everyone knows it

I'm trying to get to you, baby

I'm feeling scared and you know it

 

I've got a burning desire for you, baby

I've got a burning desire

(Come on, tell me boy)

I've got a burning desire for you, baby

I've got a burning desire

(Come on, tell me boy)

 

I drive fast, wind in my hair, I push you to the limits 'cause I just don't care

I've got a burning desire for you, baby

I've got a burning desireyou, baby

(I've got a burning desire)

 

I can't believe you twinks pretend that Burning Desire isn't one of her worst and most boring songs recorded um she's literally just saying "I've got a burning desire for you baby" and being horny for 4 minutes straight but anyways! 

the being horny is the good thing about the song.

anyway I agree. I never  rarely listen to it

[NamiraWilhelm 5,050]

Ugh I forgot about "flames so hot that they turn blue"

 

 

The WORST intro to a song ever

[Ultra Violet 18,996]

Gimme the brite lites

Gimme the brite lites

Gimme the brite lites

yeah

[13bitches 6,177]

“Goddamn, manchild
You fucked me so good that I almost said I love you
You’re fun and you’re wild
But you don’t know the half of the shit that you put me through”

I can’t put my finger on why but I absolutely loathe this set of lyrics. I’ve hated them since she first teased the title track in that crappy-filtered Insta video. This is what sis submitted for SOTY? This is the first lyric on the title track, the first lyric on the album? *eye roll*
 

"It was just that good (fame, fame, fame, fame, fame, fame)"

I won’t bother typing it out but the whole new chorus on TNBAR. It just feels so vapid, which is kinda sad considering TNBAR was a discography highlight (IMO) up until its final incarnation.

[rubytealsmarty 6]

Why do ya'll hate the dirty lyrics u guyz are p words

[Alison by Slowdive 26,150]

On 11/13/2017 at 2:30 AM, kitschesque said:

Stranger than a stranger

this is one of my favourite lines 

[SoftwareUpgrade 19,349]

"Question for the culture: Now that Doj-" 

[the ocean 67,601]

this is less bad lana lyrics more bad vocal delivery but come when you call me is just gibberish

 

i still love it though 

[honeybadger 40,622]

what i'm getting from a lot of the posts in this thread is people just hate repetition... but i don't think that necessarily means it's a bad lyric 

[keps2013 4,890]

“There we were, screaming “Black Lives Matter”, in the crowd”

i swearrrrr she could’ve left this line out and the song would’ve been completely fine.. 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,396]

19 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

what i'm getting from a lot of the posts in this thread is people just hate repetition... but i don't think that necessarily means it's a bad lyric 

 

exactly so unfair tbh

[Cherry Blossom 21,577]

Beautiful is so incredibly corny 

[Lindsay Lohan 10,614]

We did it for fun, we did it for free
I did it for you, you did it for me
We did it for the right reasons
We did it for the right reasons

 

I really really really hate these lyrics, it's giving 9th grade poetry assignment 

[TropicoKitten 5,013]

“Happiness is a butterfly” seems like something my mom would hang in her living room with cursive font next to “LIVE LAUGH LOVE “

[daphnedinkley 13,607]

you dont ever have to go fastest than your fastest pace (not a bad lyric)

...or faster than my fastest cars (THANKS I HATE IT)

[Super Movie 51,765]

Not necessarily the worst, but the most ??? lyric of Lana's imo is "you're so fresh to death and sick as cancer"