DUKE 2,530 Posted January 10, 2013 Angelina Jolie? And I think those are all A-listers (except for Kim K) whether I like them or not. Was she in there? I didn't see her... A-listers or not, I honestly care more about the melting of the polar ice caps than about this Robert Whatever-his-family-name-is and his fellow celeb friends. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hundred Dollar Bill 21,804 Posted January 10, 2013 This topic makes me uncomfortable lol. I want to be a famous actor one day, and I'd honestly freak out if I ever met this girl. Shouldn't celebrities know that she's like, the... I can't even think of a word. I love the wax doll theory though-that was gold. Can we just turn this into a Perez-bashing thread? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilentity 13,343 Posted January 10, 2013 Now that we have paparazzi/stalkers who are celebrities, where are their paparazzi/stalkers? 1 Quote Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trash Magic 28,372 Posted January 10, 2013 We should team up with Sarah to stalk lana 1 Quote "It's 2011, and we should all be aware of exactly how fast technology is developing" - Lana Del Rey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viva 3,169 Posted January 10, 2013 We should team up with Sarah to stalk lana @Trash we could stalk Sarah the Stalker. She would leads to lana sooner than later. And is not like is going to be hard to find Sarah the Stalker since we know what clothes, hair style, frozen smile she will be wearing in any random day. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trash Magic 28,372 Posted January 10, 2013 @Trash we could stalk Sarah the Stalker. She would leads to lana sooner than later. And is not like is going to be hard to find Sarah the Stalker since we know what clothes, hair style, frozen smile she will be wearing in any random day. Yes!! stalkersarahboards.com 1 Quote "It's 2011, and we should all be aware of exactly how fast technology is developing" - Lana Del Rey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monicker 3,035 Posted January 10, 2013 This thread is so funny. Okay, here's the PEREZ UPDATE with full text message transcription, haa. Me: Omg i just saw a picture of perez hilton and i totally remember this guy from [name of school]. Friend: You just figured that out? Me: Ha i don't remember anything about him, just his face. Was he an asshole? Friend: I cant believe that fuckers famous. He was an outcast loserish kid...hung out with other dorks etc Me: Was he nice at all or a typical [name of school] dick? Also, do you remember if he was homophobic? Friend: He was a year above us so i dont remember details...I think he talks about it in an article online...Dont think he was phobic I gotta go watch videos now and hear him speak. EDIT: "But what motivates Perez isn't his inflated traffic numbers, his body painting fans or his access to D-List celebrities. He's an example of a gay, Latino boy getting revenge on everyone who ever called him a faggot. He's determined to show the world he's someone. Even if that someone is the most hated person on the internet. We do have to hand it to him for making so much from so very little. We look forward to his E! True Hollywood Story when he one day goes out in a fiery blaze of gay glory. Until then, we'll sit back and watch. Perez Hilton [MySpace] When Mario Met Meth: MORE Perez Hilton High School Photos - Back When He Was Thin & Fabulous! [Wendy Wayrad] The Truth About Perez Hilton's Traffic [Gawker] Images [Vanity Fair, Wendy Wayrad, PerezHilton]" 4 Quote "The limits of my language mean the limits of my world." -Wittgenstein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trash Magic 28,372 Posted January 10, 2013 This thread is so funny. Okay, here's the PEREZ UPDATE with full text message transcription, haa. Me: Omg i just saw a picture of perez hilton and i totally remember this guy from [name of school]. Friend: You just figured that out? Me: Ha i don't remember anything about him, just his face. Was he an asshole? Friend: I cant believe that fuckers famous. He was an outcast loserish kid...hung out with other dorks etc Me: Was he nice at all or a typical [name of school] dick? Also, do you remember if he was homophobic? Friend: He was a year above us so i dont remember details...I think he talks about it in an article online...Dont think he was phobic I gotta go watch videos now and hear him speak. Those lips are BIGGER THAN LANAS IFEEL SICK 0 Quote "It's 2011, and we should all be aware of exactly how fast technology is developing" - Lana Del Rey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YUNGATA 14,955 Posted January 11, 2013 there's so many A-listers tho... cba to find more but like every socialite, disney star etc...the creepiest thing is that she's met then all more than once, and has that same facial expression in every picture. it's like she's met different versions of the biebz. As he grows into a conventionally handsome douchebag I would probably kiss at a bar, she stays the same. Stalker Sarah confirmed for vampire. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdelrey 222 Posted January 11, 2013 "I guess it's symptomatic of this slight infatuation, stalking you has sorta become like my occupation" sings Stalker Sarah as she waits for *insert celebrity name here* 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CatchTheBreeze 1,681 Posted January 12, 2013 Stalker Sarah should watch the "Starsuckers" documentation ... http://vimeo.com/49021336 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jord 3,481 Posted January 13, 2013 I actually feel sorry for her for wasting her life chasing after celebrities that don't even remember she exists after five minutes. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liam 560 Posted February 9, 2013 STALKER SARAH STRIKES AGAIN 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NamiraWilhelm 5,043 Posted February 9, 2013 Haha aww 'we're freezing out here please'! Liam you should post that in the thread for that event 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lola 6,640 Posted February 10, 2013 STALKER SARAH STRIKES AGAIN That ebay-seller again...and she even knows his name. Tour of the Las Vegas Strip? 0 Quote Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lad 8,801 Posted February 10, 2013 She only takes the photo and disappears omg lol 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rafael 3,513 Posted February 10, 2013 STALKER SARAH STRIKES AGAIN 3:03 SHE EVEN KNEW HER NAME. I can't even... FML. :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sitar 22,210 Posted February 13, 2013 That ebay-seller again...and she even knows his name. Tour of the Las Vegas Strip? I think she means the Sunset Strip, in LA. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
butterflies 3,039 Posted February 13, 2013 Hello! I'm Stalker Sarah and I have the same face in all the celebrities photos I stalk: I can give you my mom's phone number to call her and ask how I laughed hard at this pic Btw why Lana has a golden tooth? It's so ugly... 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanCastro 962 Posted February 13, 2013 I wanna to cut her hair off. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
