The Right Person Will Stay - Pre-Release Thread (OUT: May 21st, 2025)

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 8,963]

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[Thats why they call me Dita 11,142]

Can’t see it coming tomorrow, I feel like we’ll get 24 hours notice from somebody that it’s coming 

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 8,963]

18 minutes ago, marcodelrey said:

So, the thread it's hot. I guess it's just speculations and fake rumours as always, right?

don't forget high quality shitposting!

[Thats why they call me Dita 11,142]

Can’t see it coming tomorrow, I feel like we’ll get 24 hours notice from somebody that it’s coming 

[The Stargirl Pinky 74,255]

6 minutes ago, jimmyjimmycocoapuff said:

don't forget high quality shitposting!

I’d argue us shitposters blowing up the thread are in fact the right people who stayed

[Distantly 3,939]

Are we thinking we may get this release like we did Tunnel title track along with the album announcement and pre order?!

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 8,963]

4 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

I’d argue us shitposters blowing up the thread are in fact the right people who stayed

if the right people said ok - and we would go - that mean Lana wouldn't release?

[marcodelrey 2,165]

22 minutes ago, jimmyjimmycocoapuff said:

don't forget high quality shitposting!

Oh I don't.

The key words I always see when I open this thread are: piano, boring, tomorrow, BOZ, tomorrow, tomorrow, this friday, wednesday, tuesday, blue banisters, cherry blossom, grain of salt, stage coach, tough remix, 2 singles before the end of the year, jeremy, Taylor Swift (I include her as well since she's always mentioned as she apparently invented music )

[Make me your Dream Life 90,575]

this thread's giving people who ate hard boiled eggs for breakfast vibes rn

[shadesofblue 20,485]

In *The Substance*, Lana Del Rey stars as a reclusive pop star whose life is as unpredictable as the LanaBoards.com forum. For over two years, the community has anxiously awaited any shred of information about her long-anticipated album, *The Right Person Will Stay*. Fans have tirelessly scoured the web, poring over cryptic Instagram stories, soon🚀 posts, hidden messages, and anything that might hint at its release. In true Lana fashion, she decides to drop the album pre-orders without warning, sending the LanaBoards faithful into a collective frenzy. But there's a twist: Lana has taken the substance herself — a mysterious elixir that allows her to release the album in a burst of creative clarity. Watching from afar, she relishes in the chaos and joy of her fans, who, after years of speculation, are now overwhelmed with excitement and confusion. As they scramble for preorder links and theorize about the album’s deeper meanings, Lana observes with a knowing smile, amused by how her fans have finally realized what she always knew: the right person (or album) always stays — even if it’s just long enough for the preorders to drop.

 

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 8,963]

10 minutes ago, marcodelrey said:

Oh I don't.

The key words I always see when I open this thread are: piano, boring, tomorrow, BOZ, tomorrow, tomorrow, this friday, wednesday, tuesday, blue banisters, cherry blossom, grain of salt, stage coach, tough remix, 2 singles before the end of the year, jeremy, Taylor Swift (I include her as well since she's always mentioned as she apparently invented music )

I did a thing

not "chery"

[GeminiLanaFan 50,365]

36 minutes ago, Thats why they call me Dita said:

Can’t see it coming tomorrow, I feel like we’ll get 24 hours notice from somebody that it’s coming 

Insiders are our only hope at this point for a 24 hour notice before release, I fear, because I don’t see what else she’s gonna post to hype it up again 

[gasstationkween 5,898]

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[Demonmic03 13,870]

19 minutes ago, marcodelrey said:

Oh I don't.

The key words I always see when I open this thread are: piano, boring, tomorrow, BOZ, tomorrow, tomorrow, this friday, wednesday, tuesday, blue banisters, cherry blossom, grain of salt, stage coach, tough remix, 2 singles before the end of the year, jeremy, Taylor Swift (I include her as well since she's always mentioned as she apparently invented music )

Good 

[gasstationkween 5,898]

🕯️

[ionut 10,158]

thread is hot for nothing....again

[shadesofblue 20,485]

3 minutes ago, gasstationkween said:

🕯️

 

[moneynotorietyrivieras 240]

I choose to believe Henry is coming tomorrow 

[heroindealer 11,782]

not all these candles in the wind 

[Embach 52,875]

If the world ended tomorrow, would we still believe that Henry comes out tomorrow?