Unpopular Lana Opinions

[strange weather 1,954]

People have came out of the woodwork lately and say it's her best, but to me... it's an eyesore. Too much going on, nice easter eggs and stuff I suppose; it's just kinda all over the place and ill executed.

It's absolutely awful. There's nothing aesthetically pleasing about it. The name (NFR) and the album cover are her worst to me.

[West Coast 45,898]

Norman Fucking Rockwell is not Lana Del Rey's best album, and I would even say it is overrated. While Honeymoon is much better than many fans say. 

I'm doen with that

[21st Century Karen 22]

I'm doen with that

NFR has good songs, sure. But I don't think this is best Lana's album, as well. 

[Ultra Violet 19,077]

Big Bad Wolf (the slower version) is far too underrated. There is no other song like this. A dark fable executed in such a light, fun and yet mysterious way.

[May 13,313]

new leaks just don’t have the same magic to them as when they used to happen. idk if it’s because im older and in a different period of my life but yeah .. I remember I used to wake up and see 3 new songs had leaked while sleeping (back in the tostb tumblr days) and I’d be listening to them on repeat awlllllll day. now I listen to them once when they leak then only come back to them when I’m drunk and in a Lana unreleased mood

[TheHardestWhite 1,258]

The blond hair is not it...

[LimelightDelight 61]

I know this is a weird thing to say, but I always wondered how Lana would be different if she had big boobs. Lana always had like a classic elegance about her. I think part of it was due to her being flat chested. she appeared to have a certain modestly mixed with sexiness. If she had big boobs would she still maintain that elegant image. Now her boobs are pretty big and she's actually is showing them off more. I wonder how that will change her image.  

[Ebola 2,371]

I know this is a weird thing to say, but I always wondered how Lana would be different if she had big boobs. Lana always had like a classic elegance about her. I think part of it was due to her being flat chested. she appeared to have a certain modestly mixed with sexiness. If she had big boobs would she still maintain that elegant image. Now her boobs are pretty big and she's actually is showing them off more. I wonder how that will change her image.  

 

i can't believe this website is free

[bluefiona 8,050]

Underwhelmed with the poetry audio book. I thought the music would be similar to Burnt Norton or something in the vain of An American Prayer. Also, every time she reads the part "I am a poet!" I cringe. 

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,612]

I know this is a weird thing to say, but I always wondered how Lana would be different if she had big boobs. Lana always had like a classic elegance about her. I think part of it was due to her being flat chested. she appeared to have a certain modestly mixed with sexiness. If she had big boobs would she still maintain that elegant image. Now her boobs are pretty big and she's actually is showing them off more. I wonder how that will change her image.  

Big boobs? What? Ummmmm child anyways so

[daphnedinkley 13,781]

I know this is a weird thing to say, but I always wondered how Lana would be different if she had big boobs. Lana always had like a classic elegance about her. I think part of it was due to her being flat chested. she appeared to have a certain modestly mixed with sexiness. If she had big boobs would she still maintain that elegant image. Now her boobs are pretty big and she's actually is showing them off more. I wonder how that will change her image.  

 

over here with my H-cup titties pondering when i stopped being elegant   was it when i hit puberty? when i bought my first bra? when i graduated from a G cup to a H cup? the mind wonders and wanders. oh to be a flat chested classic beauty x

[necessary sacrifice 8,866]

As much as I‘ve always thought rereleasing Born to Die with Paradise was kinda stupid, I feel like it was a missed opportunity to not rerelease Norman with Violet because I’m sure lots of people would’ve bought them as a combo and some probably would’ve enjoyed it better that way just like how lots of people prefer Born to Die: The Paradise Edition than either on their own.

[Slumdog 817]

I know this is a weird thing to say, but I always wondered how Lana would be different if she had big boobs. Lana always had like a classic elegance about her. I think part of it was due to her being flat chested. she appeared to have a certain modestly mixed with sexiness. If she had big boobs would she still maintain that elegant image. Now her boobs are pretty big and she's actually is showing them off more. I wonder how that will change her image.  

 

I don't think they are that big. Actually I think her picture is photoshopped because her cleavage didn't look like that on video. But I admire Lana because she always looks elegant to me, no matter how she dresses or how much she curses (which people consider unclassy). She can wear the ugliest clothes and no make up but there's something about her personality that makes her so femenine and attractive 

[Nobody 21,612]

I doubt she photoshopped her tits 

[rose garden 12]

NFR! is my least favorite album. I only like half of the songs and until this day I can't appreciate it the same way I do with the rest of her discography; It just doesn't feel unapologetically Lana to me.

 

I agree! I listened to all of the songs once or twice and have only revisited a few (Doin' Time, Cinnamon Girl, Mariner's). Felt like a departure from her usual style and while I support an artist exploring their sound, I was a little disappointed with how far away it felt to me. 

 

Unrelated, but also I liked Don't Call Me Angel and thought adding Lana to Miley and Ariana would be weird but it actually sounded good imo. 

[Doll Harlow 12,370]

I know this is a weird thing to say, but I always wondered how Lana would be different if she had big boobs. Lana always had like a classic elegance about her. I think part of it was due to her being flat chested. she appeared to have a certain modestly mixed with sexiness. If she had big boobs would she still maintain that elegant image. Now her boobs are pretty big and she's actually is showing them off more. I wonder how that will change her image.  

 

[West Coast 45,898]

The way the tripe video for NFR was entirely forgettable. 

[sympathyisaknife 16,171]

I want more stuff similar to BTD & Honeymoon

[Rorman Nockwell 57,001]

I doubt she photoshopped her tits 

I agree, I think the apparent uh ... increase is mostly due to a push-up bra/device.

[PARADIXO 33,127]

I doubt she photoshopped her tits 

 

this omg