therealmikedealer

When Lana puts this picture into PicsArt and makes it the album cover 

mike dean when he checks atrl and finds out that only one song that he's produced is on the album
 

Gays seem to love everyone with a human penis.
Ben is homophobic? How do we know that?

Boom Like That, her 8th studio album, coming 11th of September

Boss: Clear your desk

BOZ: album prob. not coming next week
Ben: leave Lana alone she's working
Mike Dean: only 1 song so far
Lana: silence & always lying about dates
LB: meltdowns & fighting
 
Me: 5 DAYS, SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!  Lana is finally doing the surprise release she wanted

Boss: "Next week is the deadline of your project, will you be able to finish it by then?"
 
Me: "Still working on my beautiful project :)"
 
Boss: "So... will you have it done?"
 
Me: "There is a project coming :)"

at this point idk wtf is going on
she had a complete album but scrapped most of it
now shes got a new, complete album but is still adding tracks
now mike says hell add at least 1 more
 
are we gonna get another 17+track album or whats going on
 
also i love how ben wasnt able to answer the question

He's so funny, he's been the only good things about this era cus he has kept us laughing with his interactions with us. 

does mike dean not giving any fucks as to how we even know these things??? ?

We waited for you 
On the date you said you'd release 
In 2021, on the fourth of July 
In the middle of pouring delulu juice
Cause we believed you
We just wanted things to be released 
You said you'll release it on July 4th
But July 4th never came 
LDR 8 never came 

She's so wild at heart she'll make a "Happy July 4th go go 'merica" post and leave comments on, as if she doesn't expect angry stans coming for her 

Lana what's the album name now? 

Dream a little dream of a double-album era

Bitches Died

This “****** ****” thing is reminding me of January 2017 and when BAR was teased as the title of LDR 5.  Does anybody else remember Beautiful as Roses as this forum’s collective guess? 

Massacre of the charts because her album will block the top 10 for weeks 

Sunday will be know as the July 4th Massacre if nothing happens 

And also during Pride Month.... THE AUDACITY 

in their Wildest Dreams maybe 

This is so annoying to me because even though I love Taylor I feel like she borrowed from Lana not the other way around 

sis no offense but u always make the worst tracklists  

There's no way the demo we have will be the final mix. I mean she edited BAR for the worst after it leaked. She edited Black Beauty. Lana doesn't just release leaked tracks. Maybe Love but that's bc it happened like hours before it was supposed to be released.

Lana: