Prettywhenyoudye

10 of the tickets were mine too I was lucky to have some family help me out, I wouldn’t have been able to buy that many on my own…but obviously I’m so happy people wanted to raffle on the football tickets instead of this hehe  and the first order of business will be asking her what the heck DNC stood for!!! (Jk jk, but also, who knows we’ll see where the conversation leads)  thank you so much!!!! <3

https://kansascitymag.com/win-lunch-with-lana-del-rey-via-kc-magazine-and-jazzoo/



Hadn’t seen anyone post about this yet… the Kansas City Zoo has a yearly fundraiser called Jazzoo, and they had a raffle. One of the prizes was lunch with Lana when she comes back to Kansas City. 

Long story short, I bought my ticket to Jazzoo just for the raffle. I cannot believe I am typing this. But, I won.
It’s been a dream of mine since I was 13 years old. I feel like I’m floating and also dreaming and wondering when I am going to wake up??? I thought this was so random of her (but we love our “lol I’m so random🤪” queen) but I was told she has family ties here, either with someone at the zoo or KC Magazine. Either way, I’m stoked. I was literally crying screaming throwing up when I got the email (ok maybe not throwing up but yeah)  
 
Felt like this all day: 

There were hundreds of people at Jazzoo, but only 15 raffle tickets were bought for Lana’s prize. Below is a picture of me during the event last Friday night manifesting my dream come true… and a wayyy better pic of me wearing the dress she wore to the 2019 Grammys party. ANYWAYS, if you need me I’ll be planning my funeral because I’m pretty much dead  Let’s hope I’m able to eat with her sitting in front of me lol 
 



editing this to add I hope this doesn’t come off braggy or anything I just was so excited the first thing I thought was sharing the news with my Lanaboards family cause I love you all so much!!!!! ❤️🥰

every album release sweetie 

Lana announcing an album for september and then nothing happening? where have I seen this before ...... 

Lasso has 4 letters. September is the 9th month of the year. The sentence "Music business is going gone country. We are going country" has 10 words and it contains 38 letters. She announced that in February, the 2nd of the year. What do these numbers mean?
 
At the time of the announcement, Lana Del Rey was 38 years old. 10 years ago, she released her 2nd major-label studio album Ultraviolence. But what was Lana's 4th major-label studio album? Lust For Life. Which album had collaborations with rappers? Lust For Life (ASAP Rocky) and Ocean Blvd (Tommy Genesis). Which album will also have a track with a rapper? Lasso (Quovo for Tough). Lasso is a follow-up to her 9th studio album Did You Know That There's A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd? which is going to be her 10th album. It all adds up, the Lasso is coming 
 
EDIT: OMFG I'M SO STUPID LASSO HAS 5 LETTERS WHICH MEANS THAT LUST FOR LIFE WAS HER 5TH STUDIO (NOT MAJOR-LABEL) STUDIO ALBUM SO IT STILL ADDS UP, LASSO WILL BE RELEASED IN SEPTEMBER!!!!!!

She’s just widening the lasso’s scope so when she releases it she’ll have a huge catch. Like, think of a round net, or like a huge tightening halo. 

Dragonslayer 

omg
the 
level
of
delulu

thank you for your service omg

i'm still wondering about this too  we may never know

I am once again reminding you all that Ocean Blvd was almost a surprise release/announcement (the single actually was) cause she wasn't teasing the album at all leading up to the announcement.
 
The last "official" news we had were a CN snippet back in August and she suddenly announced the announcement () less than a week before the preorder.
 
There's so many signs pointing to the album actually coming this year (studio version snippets, her straight up saying it, confirming it to Elle some weeks ago...).
The fact that she included Tough and she is releasing it as a single (allegedly) confirms even more than the album is done, cause according to that insider she was considering its inclusion in the record back in February... and guess what... it's in there so the tracklist and album are done and being pressed right now 
 
The only counter argument is that vague and confusing interview which was probably about the sound and genre of the record and it sounded more like "it's done and it is what it is, we'll see" than "I scrapped it and started from scratch"

When it’s going to be Sugary Sweet, we cheer

Oh my god this is so exciting.. not one but TWO collabs with a rapper?! We’re in for a treat because at LEAST one of them has to be an absolute fucking serve. I’m so excited holy shit 

Oh Lana and quavo were BUSY 

Possible new song alert?
 
I'm not sure what this could mean, but I was looking on ASCAP and I saw a new song called "Fly Away" was registered which says was written by Lana, Quavo, Lenny Kravitz and others...
 
Upon some further research I saw Quavo performed this live a couple months ago but... why is Lana on this too? Unless they recorded a studio cover together? 
 
Quavo - Fly Away (Ft. Lana Del Rey) incoming?
 
https://www.ascap.com/repertory#/ace/search/workID/924247655
 

Ask your mom!

I want both quavo songs back to back on lasso to complete the lust for life roman reloaded fantasy

Quavo collab May 31st
Lasso lead single live debut June 20th
Lasso Official Announcement + Single Release + Cover Reveal June 21st
2nd Single August 9th
Lasso Full Album Release September 20th
 
she's crowning...

 
 

then it's probably for his song 'clear the smoke' he posted before 
 
 

It’s coming you little bitch 

Guys. What the actual fuck is this unexpected CUNTERY!!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS?!?!?!?!?! I NEED TO GET READY FOR WORK BUT I DONT WANT TO MISS IT

WEST COASTTTTTT HYPERVENTILATING

going from without you to west coast oh she’s crazy & free

GOD COAST

I'm obliterated