Liz Taylor Blues

gossip girl is what deuxmoi wishes to be

Pls

You guys I can't believe it but Lana smashed one of the Blue Banisters CDs at a Target and stabbed me in the neck with one of the shards 
I love her and everything but I almost bled to death.

Thinking about all of the really great members who have stopped posting makes me sad. He was awesome 

I haven't seen him online for like two years, but I hope he's okay.

idk why this just popped into my mind but did we ever find out wat happened to graham4anything ? id love to get his thots on this album . he was the true Living Legend of lanaboards (altho wasn’t he like 50 ? so he could be dead now . that’s why im asking tbh i hope he’s doing ok)

I would actually ascend if lana pit out Strings versions of all her songs….. Lana Del Orchestra

Elvis knowing he's the best, hell yes

The only thing I look forward to next week is Lana's release, but I'm 90% sure I won't be relaxed enough to fully enjoy it.

It’s true, I was at target that day and Lana walked in, took a shit in isle 6 and started screaming “its ma day!” And when I asked her if I could have a picture with her she said “shut up fattie” and started break dancing. I was shaking in my boots and the authorities had to be called to remove her but when the cops got there she escaped via the toilet 

I am the target in subject. It was NOT lana. It was Nikki Lane, swimming in the plastic pools.

It's true, I was at Target when Lana came from nowhere, kicked my balls, pantsed me and practiced the sph techniques she learnt from Nikki in front of Patty, Adele and Chuck

Lanaboards convention upstate you heard it here first

I would actually ascend if lana pit out Strings versions of all her songs….. Lana Del Orchestra

Dealer is actually the song Lana wrote when she decided to delete her social media. The verses sung by Miles are her telling us not to bother her anymore. She knows Lipsters are one hell of an investigative research team when it comes to information about Ms. Grant, so she really wants us to know we should NOT. CONTACT. HER: PERSONAL. ENVIRONMENT. including Rob, her doc and her dealer.
The chorus is Lana screaming at us for not being happy with CoCC and nagging about her birthday posts. She does not want to give us anything anymore, at least concerning hot selphies and instagram-promo.

Kinda worried that
 

I am so sorry for your loss. My father passed away 13 years ago and every time Lana mentions her father, all I can think about is mine and how different my life would be if he was here. We are here for you and sending you lots of love and hugs.

sobbing at this lie LMFAOOO it's so funny
 
 

this had me shook... theoretically, text book is the most recent song/state of mind she's in, and then in blue banisters, she starts recalling her entire past 10 years because Jenny asks her how she got on a John Deere and she starts having flashbacks to the everything that's happened since....... so that explains why she chose so many old songs to go on the album.... WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CONCEPT ALBUM BB IS. I don't know if I've said this all correctly, but I feel like im starting to put together puzzle pieces in my head

I'm still curious about the thing that "Lana wanted to do & been planning for a long time" that Ben/Ed mentioned beforehand and what was Ben reposting the fan's story about Lana having 2 projects coming for?

Lana makes a comeback on ig this weekend:
 
 

Lies!

BB is simultaneously timeless and timely. A triumph