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that's true but "coronavirus outbreak at not not feminist lana del reycists free for all meet and greet" isn't a great headline 

Maybe she gave Sheridan a fake date because she knew he would tell it on the internet 

i can imagine her just sitting behind a piece of glass and fans have to slide the vinyl underneath for her to sign it

she’s not not a feminist!!!!

idk if im late to this news, but the Record Store lana posted a picture of on Insta has posted a Facebook post thanking her for coming in and said "Today has been ROCKING! Keep us in mind for that Album Release Event. Cheers to you, from your friends at #TheRecordParlour" 
 
is she gonna have some event???

Or maybe she sent a follow request to a private account yesterday and the owner of that account is awake.
 
who knows

this thread really be bringing the worst out of people  

as messy as this thread gets, the pre-release threads are the best on the site. Post-Release thread can't touch this level of delusion and excellence 
See you all tomorrow the the preorder Girlies!

sweetie...

my brain is fried i thought it was the 5th tomorrow
 

me rn
 
 

Idk if this was already mentioned but Sheridan just liked a comment saying one more midnight to go 

Theory: the album is already out, but she released it in an alternate dimension by mistake.
 

She surely knows how to put the stress in songstress  
 
Anyways, COCC vinyl will be non-existent black

To the 86 members browsing this thread rn: nothing to see here, this is Shaniceboards now, move on 

Omg so the song ‘Jesus Freak’ is about standing up for Jesus in the midst of persecution... Tulsa Jesus Freak.. standing up for Sean (the Tulsa Jesus freak in question)... nightmare fuel

is it crack? He wasnt even teasing today. It hasnt been 3 days or 4 midnights... 

lana stans are very fragile,
and it seems like it’s only getting worse.
 
down here on lanaboards,
we’re fighting fake leaks and fake lyrics,
massive fan-wide delusion,
not to mention shanice and sherdian’s lies.

this is dumb but i wonder how she goes about her day when shes dropping something?
 
does she get up, get dressed, have a lil bit of breakfast and then articulate her post or does she roll out of bed and press send on a draft she made at 4:33 the night before

you have the mind of a mastermind. Edgar Allan Poe and all the other poetry girlies are crying at this

Tfw when the poetry is REALLY warm inside of you like a gun 

I left twitter for lanaboards
Took a free listen of a dbree leak
Lana, cocc is nowhere, who are we to love you?
Lana, you've got no album, who are we to love you when we're delusional and you've got no album to offer?
Lana, not quite the woman that never lies
Not quite the woman that promotes, but the woman that teases for sure
If by teasing you mean...snippets 
 
Lana, I picked Lanaboards because the leaks that don't deserve me live there
Lana, I'm pathetic, but so are you, can you release cocc now?
Lead single for no one, Lanaboards for all
Thread for a hundred members I don't know at Lanaboards dot com where Elle fucking works
We're all sick of this, but can you release cocc now?
Album to no one, fake private link for all
Back to the website that borned a thousand meltdowns
Chemtrails over the country club pre-release thread, it's treated me very badly...I'm delusional
The leaker in the corner, the forum that Ben never wanted
The reason for Lana's managment's extra security
 
 
 
 

If that hairstylist had just randomly posted that without it being COCC related trust he WILL be dealt with. But luckily he didn't and the COCC era starts tonight!

Me toooo! That whole movie tbh is one long panic attack LOL
Laura Dern for President
 
I would love a song from Lana called "Inland Empire" 

1 more hour to go ladies