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Ask for a refund. 

I present you these facts about What's On, the website that has posted that review. They will help you make your own mind up.
The website frequently posts reviews of legitimately released music, as seen here: https://whatson.guide/albums/ Their Summer 2020 magazine confirms that the guy who wrote the article, Gary Trueman, is the Music Editor, and has written many real reviews for real albums, and they are just as bad and vague - so it COULD be real. What's On have posted the review on their Facebook, Instagram and Twitter - people are asking them if it's real etc etc.  They have 60k followers on Facebook, only 4 on Linkedin, 3k on Instagram. ^To further, their engagement is terrible on Facebook (1 or 2 likes per post, which is bad but not totally unheard of). Potentially their followers are bought, but the figures on both platforms are pretty standard for streetpress publications. Their socials are a mess - the website seems to be Asia centric content (and their 'magazine' is advertising What's On Asia 2020, but their socials talk about What's On UK). The album artwork is tagged with incubus_art in the corner. That account has no trace of that artwork, but it is made from an interpolate picture of Lana from an old (Neil Krug?) shoot.
  I also present you these two possible scenarios:
It's not a real review - the figures show that the website is flagging in engagement, and they want to have a boost in traffic for their advertisers. It is a real review - they got a digital download in advance to review it, and they just googled anything for the placeholder for the artwork. They then fucked up the embargo and released a review early.   
One seems more likely than the other.
 
Signing off, bang bang, kiss kiss.  xo

Well, idk how reliable this is and I don't know if anyone talked about this, but I saw on a new NME article about Bruce Springsteen and Lana that COCC is due for release on September 4 
https://www.nme.com/news/music/bruce-springsteen-lana-del-rey-simply-best-songwriters-us-2728878 here's the link girlies 
can't believe that i'm setting my hopes high again 
 

welcome to lanaboards.com !

The day before she posted the NFR cover and tracklist she posted a boomerang selfie of her showing a necklace she made. 
 
Today she posted a selfie just as glamorous! Maybe she’ll reveal the cover and tracklist tomorrow and then the pre-order will go live on Friday, which would be exactly 2 weeks before the album comes out! 

I’m pretty sure she was talking about a man, Joe maybe?
”Goddamn man-Child” (NFR)
”I’ve got a kid and two cats in the yard”(How To Disappear)
”You don’t wanna be forgotten, you just wanna disappear” (Never To Heaven)
”I didn’t call you by any other name, I let you know that I knew the true nature of your heart” (My Bed Is A Sacred Place Now..)
I think it’s just one big story

& it'll be revived tonight when the preorder drops along with TJF

Imagine if Lana made a concept album dedicated to the starlet who died and  idea is that she possesses Lana's soul and the title of the album is called "The Revenge of Lana Del Rey".
It's not really Lana but the starlet's spirit living inside of her.
The sound of the album is a Les Baxter-esque cinematic masterpiece with chilling guitars and jewellery box sounds with some 1930's jazz elements. 

Kinda like this sound
 

This is for the Twin Peaks stans:

Stuck in an ominous and exclusive environment, while the evil is out there.     

So sweet <3
 
Definitely. I think she’s someone who really absorbs and internalizes her environment and surroundings and that’s definitely reflected in her creative output. That’s true artistry in my opinion, to be able to be discerning of a prominent type of rhetoric and culture and then recount your own experiences through that lens! 
 
You said it so well yourself! I think this record may offer the other side of whatever feelings Lana was experiencing on NFR. That will be interesting to hear, as I think that will further fulfill that chapter of her personal life and career! <3  
 
No comment   <3
 
 

Sometimes I think user lanadelrey is just Lizzy herself trying to keep us all guessing

I really love this^^^ 
 
Not only was NFR a “masculine” album in the sense that the title was a man’s name, but also the fact that she takes on a traditionally masculine role on the album cover and in the narrative, where she leads the dance through a relationship (particularly in MAC through the “I’m your man” affirmations). I think that explains why the album was received so well, which was because Lana presented a very commanding presence with this record, which proves the point she made in the Question for the Culture post. “Norman’s little sister,” being Chemtrails, will maybe see her step back from a role that is  typically associated with masculine characteristics and see her meditate on her own feminine “fragility” in relation to the romantic/sexual liberty that she feels society’s modern woman is seen to disassociate from in order to be seen as empowering;  I think Lana will offer an outlook through which women don’t have to be one prescribed thing in order to be seen as empowering. I think this record will contain a lot layers thematically and may lend itself to a certain inclusivity of all types of women, given the fact that Lana’s catalogue has seen her be more than just one type of woman, all of which are valid  Lana’s ability to be vulnerable is strength and empowerment, in my opinion. I’m thinking Let Me Love You Like a Woman will tie really nicely into this concept. 

I definitely feel an announcement this tuesday. If you don't feel it too, please consult with your doctor. 

I think you’re thinking about this?
Radio 107.7 The End, Seattle, October 4th(?):
"Was anything left behind?"
Lana: "Yessss ... like, there were some real big like 60s shangri las pop stuff kinda like the title track of my last album, Lust for Life ... which I was trying to do like, a bit of a girl group sound ... I thought it was either gonna go kinda like hip-hop girl group or, like, something a little more acoustic. And in the end, there were just more songs that were like that. And I think the next album, whatever that ends up being, will still be more in this realm 'cos I'm having so much fun."

PLEASE that's my twitter mutual follower pretending to be a predicting account, they're trolling

Ok, so where are these "fake" lyrics everyone is talking about? I Goog searched, but found nothing. I know it's a site name that rhymes with "Be Free"

Say yes to heaven
Say yes to me
Let’s go to Tulsa
To be Jesus Freaks 

I would rather have no tracks out prior the album's release and be surprised when the whole thing hits, than have constant clips spoiling the album and singles released over a year in advance.
Hit "Like" if you agree, post a picture of 7 time Academy Award Nominee Glenn Close if you disagree.  

https://www.instagram.com/p/CD25suKpF0z/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
I really feel like this post means something-
Similar to how she posted seemingly random photos of cranes and stuff that we would find out months later were from the FIILY/The Greatest music video
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwG7FOWDQbM/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
Also the picture of her infront of the plane with a typewriter which ended up being a line in LA who am i to love you
probably a reach but...

Lana sis if you’re reading this repost the tjf snippet then delete it again 

Oh god, miss you on my lips
it's me your 

sounds like my kinda man 

I don't see the issue with the Kanye reference tbh... Like she name drops Elvis, Marilyn Monroe, Springsteen, James Dean... I know they're nostalgic and fit her aesthetic but like in years and years to come Kanye will be nostalgic etc. Am I making sense, like rather than pining for history, she's referencing things that will effectively become part of her own history which I found refreshing