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Let’s place our bets on which recycled lyrics she will use -
Candle in the wind Party dress/ red dress / dress of any kind wild and free I’m crazy Something Blue ✔️

I am so much more hyped for this album than cocc for some reason. I love cocc to death but her rollouts don't tend to cultivate hype bc she'll tease stuff and then disappear for months. It's just this cycle that makes me feel like I can't/shouldn't get too excited for anything from her bc releases are so unreliable and I never wanna get my hopes up
 
But something about this has me SO excited?!?! I think because it's so unexpected and such a quick turnaround. Even if it comes out similar to cocc in some ways, the snippet sounds really gorgeous in a very different (almost more regal??) way from cocc.
 
TL;DR i'm PUMPED

Has darla written her lyrics yet?

if we think of blue bannisters in terms of first single, i think this album is off to a really good start. lana always puts out some sort of ballad first (video games, honeymoon, hope, lmlylaw) but that doesn’t really define the sound of the album. the only thing that kinda bothers me is that blue bannisters is the title track, i know it’s gonna be really good but idk if it’s gonna be title track worthy so i guess we’ll wait and see. really wish she kept rock candy sweet as the album name though 

i hope theres a beat drop in the chorus or i will start agreeing with the locals who say that all of her music sounds the same

get ready for some vague descriptions, ‘a cute song, 4 minuets long, sounds like white dress meets chemtrails’  it’s so easy to be a ‘leaker’ these day. Someones cousin from YouTube looking at upload thumbnails is barely a leak. 

Insiders are so freaking insane. 
 
she announced the album TWO DAYS AGO and after months of silence they suddenly have the whole album?? Yeah right 
 
“there may be a leaked song with unleaked production”
 
sure Jan. 

bb snippet sounds a lot like an intro. Hopefully there will be more instruments, more intensity, more wild power. I don't want to hear any more jack lullabies.

idk what it’s worth but addictiontovinyl posted the "cover" on their insta page saying "get your wallets ready for a gazillion vinyl variants" so i messaged them asking if they knew if that’s the final cover and they answered "it’s just a fill in image and not the finished image" 

MANIFESTING A DECENT ALBUM COVER AND A TRACKLIST TODAY 

Not to be delusional but what if Bodega Bae is a Dean-produced hip hop track? I’m getting Serene Queen vibes if that’s a song title lol

It’s not delusion, people are saying it’s CB bc she shared the lyrics as a caption to a photo of her. Both on insta and Twitter 
 

Imagine if this (from September) had anything to do with Blue Banisters....

Lana thought she was being clever and edgy by creating her own edit....end of story, nothing to it  

Blue translucent vinyl, I don't even need to say that

Bad lighting + filter + that green shadow under the text might have created this effect
 
Edit: I looked at the original picture and where it's"bruised" it's just natural suntan. So I don't think that it was intentional, just what I said above

Why do we think this is coming real soon (I keep seeing tomorrow and today thrown around) 

I really don’t think she intended the pic to look like she had bruises in it. It looks like the filter reacted with the natural shadows tbh 

Pleasantly surprised by the album as I really disliked all the singles! Anyone else think Clouds intro and instrumental melody sounds exactly like sped up SU-BARBIE-A by Marina? Can't tell if it's a reference or maybe sample? Part I'm talking about is a 1 min mark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPYEy-6RI7Q

well i mean the song is about wanting to be someone's literal obsession..... what did you expect

EIE has never been blocked here in Mexico as far as I know.

One and 17 are still blocked. I wonder if the return of Obsession on YT means that we are going to have either her past material on Spotify (As If! - EP, which is glorious!!) or she's about to make her comeback and they are teasing.
I thought the same hahahaha

Catch Me If U Can (full), Cherry Bomb 

By the time she releases the album (aka never) I'm expecting a full "MASOCHISM THE FULL BUNDLE featuring the ALBUM, the VISUAL-EP-DVD, The Sky-Tell-It-All Magazine, The Meaning Of Sky Ferreira full book about HERstory, Playboy Magazine, the Love in Stereo music video, Downhill Lullaby (alternative mix) and like all the shit the she mentioned\teased\said she'd explain later. All with colored vinyl  for sure.
 
Oh and the NTMT ReRelease

Remember when she did that huge Pitchfork interview last year only for it to amount to… absolutely nothing? That was the final straw for me.

shes alluded to “explaining it all” so many times- at this point who knows. I don’t want to rag on her since who knows, she may have been going through it for the past few years, but any sense of real interest or urgency has been lost at this point IMO.